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Funny story: My life as a man #28

My life as a man #28

Penis Envy I entered an adult book store yesterday, by mistake, purely by mistake. But since I was already there I decided to take a look at the sex aids displayed in the counter that ran along the whole wall. It is my impression that these sex shops have taken marketing tips from the gun shops that, almost always, are located just across the street or even just next door. So far as I ca...
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Funny story: Schoolboard orders boy with penises on each hand to wear condoms to school!

Schoolboard orders boy with penises on each hand to wear condoms to school!

HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Delbert Clodfelter, 16, is not like the other boys at his high school. Delbert doesn't play football, cannot dribble a basketball, cannot throw a curve ball, although he does play a little soccer (not a real boys game in...
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Funny story: Miraculously Woman With Two Vaginas Locates Man With Two Penises

Miraculously Woman With Two Vaginas Locates Man With Two Penises

Dating is a slipper slope in the best of circumstances but add a little adversity to the situation and it could seem almost impossible to find a suitable mate. Well a woman with a malady that could be considered a little adversity has found the pe...
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Funny story: Penis Envy: President Obama Won't Touch Weiner With 10 Foot Pole

Penis Envy: President Obama Won't Touch Weiner With 10 Foot Pole

When asked if President Obama is calling for Rep. Weiner to resign, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney said today that the President is focused on his job, not on Weiner. With Minority Whip Nancy Pelosi now calling for the disgraced Weiner t...
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Funny story: New Injury to Tiger Woods May End Career Leading to Early Retirement at Stud Farm!

New Injury to Tiger Woods May End Career Leading to Early Retirement at Stud Farm!

With ailing love machine Tiger Woods forced to withdraw from last weekend's TPC Sawgrass golf Championship with his 4th injury to a fragile fetlock, syndicate owners are now considering putting him out to stud earlier than predicted in order to r...
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Funny story: FA Chides NBA Over Length of Shorts in Latest Across the Pond Row!

FA Chides NBA Over Length of Shorts in Latest Across the Pond Row!

Just when you thought things were simmering down after the untimely demise of Osama Bin Laden, the successful elevation of Pippa Middleton to the 'Hot List', and a set of new dentures for Sky News presenter Skoob, another controversy has risen like t...
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Funny story: Iceland Phallogical Museum Beseiged with Potential Donations, But the Competition is Stiff, Says Curator!

Iceland Phallogical Museum Beseiged with Potential Donations, But the Competition is Stiff, Says Curator!

Interest in Iceland's Phallogical Musuem (that's PENIS to you Brit Readers) has gone viral with the announcement they have received their first human donation from a local 95 year old man. Incidentally the man was dead when the appendage was surgical...
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Funny story: Msr. Francois Dubois, SJ, Thoughts for Sunday, May 23

Msr. Francois Dubois, SJ, Thoughts for Sunday, May 23

Let us give thanks to the Lawd for what we got! On this, the 23rd day of May, in the Year of Our Lord 2010, we have much to be grateful to God for. Give me a minute; I'll think of something... Oh yes, I am thankful I have a penis. It is like many penises, I suppose, but this one is mine. I never go off half-cocked, unlike some Skoobs I know. And while we're on the Skoobject, are you pl...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift to Taylor Lautner: "I've seen bigger on a three-month old!"

Taylor Swift to Taylor Lautner: "I've seen bigger on a three-month old!"

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) -- What was to be a fantasy come true, two Taylors in one bed, making hot, sweaty sex (and for one, the first time) became a bitter, howling fist fight that landed both stars in the NYC pokey! Things began well enough, said s...
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Funny story: Donkey With Large Penis Gets 7-Yr. Old Student In Trouble

Donkey With Large Penis Gets 7-Yr. Old Student In Trouble

In Memphis, Tennessee, a young second grade student has gotten into trouble after the teacher asked the students to draw a Holiday scene. The boy handed his in, showing a manger scene with a donkey with a huge penis that fell to the floor. Th...
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Funny story: Captain Juan Busted To Corporal For Failing Short Arms Inspection

Captain Juan Busted To Corporal For Failing Short Arms Inspection

The Spoof Writer (and military commander in an unnamed but competely insignificant banana republic) previously known as Colonel Juan was busted to Captain after being caught naked in a hot tub with several exposed privates. He was busted in rank to...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Sues John McCain for Emotional Distress Caused by Penis Envy

Sarah Palin Sues John McCain for Emotional Distress Caused by Penis Envy

POINT BARROW, Alaska (ABSNN) - Former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin, filed a law suit in the Pt. Barrow Federal Courthouse that charges "severe emotional distress" caused by John McCain's campaign staff that spent nearly $100,000.00 on slinky clot...
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Funny story: Krazy Glue Caper Causes Cock-sure Consort Consternation

Krazy Glue Caper Causes Cock-sure Consort Consternation

A 36-year-old Wisconsin man had his penis glued to his stomach with Krazy Glue Tuesday after his wife and three other women discovered he was carrying on affairs with each of them. The man's name has not been released. According to a criminal com...
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Funny story: British school boy caught with COCK hanging out

British school boy caught with COCK hanging out

Oh sure, everybody in the UK has heard about the school boys who spelled the word "COCK" in bricks upon the roof of their school house. Google Earth's satellite photographed the word from 100's of kilometers up in space. But who was the ring leader...
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Funny story: Man with large Penis buys Porsche

Man with large Penis buys Porsche

The marketing division of Porsche international has been thrown into disarray after it was revealed last week that a 944 Carrera was purchased from a German dealership by a man with a large penis. Suspicions that the Porsche's marketing strategy...
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Funny story: British Men Have Huge Penises - Fact

British Men Have Huge Penises - Fact

Scientists in Plymouth have concluded that British men have the largest penises in the world. Condom makers have been advised that they need to make mega condoms to help these poor afflicted men, but they have said a straight no.
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Funny story: Penis Envy

Penis Envy

London - (ReUterus): Scientists unravelling the complexities of what attracts wannabe porno novelists to the mysteries of internet comedy writing have found a link between the male brain's pleasure center, alcohol and symptoms of penis envy.
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