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Footballer fined for speeding

A former Scotland goalkeeper has been fined £1,000 by the Scottish Football Association after admitting speeding during last week's game at Arbroath. Dougal Grayound, who plays for Hamilton Athletic, was spotted by a speed camera sprinting past th...

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Euro 2012: England crowned Champions!

Funny story: Euro 2012: England crowned Champions!

Despite their exit to Italy at the quarter-final stage of the main tournament, England today gathered a small consolation when they were named the inaugural winners of the European Penalty Missing Championships. The only two teams to lose on penal...

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Euro 2012: FA to create Centre of Excellence for Penalty Taking in Dorking.

Funny story: Euro 2012: FA to create Centre of Excellence for Penalty Taking in Dorking.

Following England's defeat to Italy on penalties at Euro 2012, the Football Association have decided to spend millions of pounds on a new Centre of Excellence designed to make England penalty winners. Sir Trevor Frooking CBE (Cant Be Easy) announc...

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FA sue EUFA and FIFA for crimes against humanity!

Funny story: FA sue EUFA and FIFA for crimes against humanity!

After last nights penalty shoot-out against the cool Italians, England and the FA have decided to sue both the EUFA and FIFA on the grounds of crimes against humanity, mental torture and a flagrant show of discrimination against England, English play...

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F.A. may drop penalty shoot-outs

At last night's Annual General Meeting of the Football Association (F.A.), there was heated discussion about whether to abolish penalty shoot-outs at the end of major cup final games. Penalty shoot-outs were originally used to give strikers and go...

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