Under-aged CIA reporter Johnny Pedo-Hunter, who has been sniffing around the Vatican looking for some dirty news, has just reported back to HQ what everybody knew anyway - kiddies porno has been found sitting on laps and tops and PCs in the holy cath...
"It's the end of the Catholic church," the current Pope has admitted, after a water tight logic disproved the existence of a Christian God.
After recent trials saw several priests convicted of child abuse, one lawyer summed up at the end with a ph...
The Vatican is responding to today's much-anticipated report from the U.N. Committee on the Rights of the Child. Church officials testified before the committee a month ago.
Today's U.N. report bluntly criticized the Catholic hierarchy for polici...
Responding to widespread coverage of the church pedophile scandal in Chicago, Cardinal Baloney today issued a statement on behalf of the College of Cardinals based in Rome.
At a news conference yesterday, in Chicago, personnel files of 65 pedoph...
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