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Funny story: Pedometer Sales Soar After Penn State Scandal

Pedometer Sales Soar After Penn State Scandal

Yoo Hoo,Pa.-Fraceme Pedometer Manufacturing company isn't so sleepy anymore. The tiny Pennsylvania based company was just trudging along, making the same old easy-to-read pedometers walkers use to measure their walking distance each day, when an inte...
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Funny story: Epiphany! Boston Bishop: Now I Understand Why Jackie 'O' Stopped Coming to Confessions!"

Epiphany! Boston Bishop: Now I Understand Why Jackie 'O' Stopped Coming to Confessions!"

Boston Cardinal Sean O'Malley, not be confused with the St. Louis Cardinal left fielder Jamal 'Bubba' O'Malley from Detroit, said today after hearing explosive excerpts of Jackie Kennedy Onassis's tell all tapes, he finally understands why she stop...
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Funny story: Town of Sandwich, MA, Now Butt of Jokes after Senator Scott Brown Details Sexual Abuse at Popular Summer Camp

Town of Sandwich, MA, Now Butt of Jokes after Senator Scott Brown Details Sexual Abuse at Popular Summer Camp

There's good news and bad news involving the Cape Cod summer camp forced to close after more than a dozen claims of sexual abuse involving happy campers, even including Senator Scott Brown , R, who claimed he was assaulted there as a youth in recent...
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Funny story: Change Your Picture to a Paedophile Campaign "nothing to do with us" Paedophile Group Say

Change Your Picture to a Paedophile Campaign "nothing to do with us" Paedophile Group Say

A social network campaign which purports to raise awareness of the honorable work done by paedophiles by asking users to change their profile picture to well known paedophiles has run into controversy. The campaign, which urges the image swap, ha...
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Funny story: Vatican Approves Fisting as Punishment for Pedophile Priests

Vatican Approves Fisting as Punishment for Pedophile Priests

Speaking on behalf of the Vatican's Department if Internal Correctional Knowledge, Father Fergus McCarthy announced today that the heinous act of "Fisting" would be used as punishment for any priest proven to have forced themselves on young children.
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Funny story: Vatican Welcomes Anglican Paedophiles

Vatican Welcomes Anglican Paedophiles

While the ordination of women priests has been dubbed a "crime against faith" by the Vatican subject to investigation by its disciplinary body formerly known as the Holy Office of the Inquisition, writes Patrick O'Buggery, Medieval Power-Abuse Corres...
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Funny story: Pedophile Priests - Fr Francois DuBois SJ Gets The Job Done

Pedophile Priests - Fr Francois DuBois SJ Gets The Job Done

Defrocked priest, Father Francois DuBois SJ, the hard drinking, chain-smoking, streetfighting, whoremaster himself, called a surprising press conference this morning at his remote West 'By God' Virginia chapel to make what press handouts described as...
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Funny story: Pope Targeted by Flash Mob Protest

Pope Targeted by Flash Mob Protest

The performance art troupe who recently sabotaged an Ieka advertising campaign on the Paris Metro - dancers staged a five-minute flash mob protest around sofas and trompe-l'oeil bookcases and wardrobes placed on Metro platforms by the Swedish furnitu...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Elected To Pedophile Hall of Fame in First Year of Eligibility

Michael Jackson Elected To Pedophile Hall of Fame in First Year of Eligibility

The late pop singer Michael Jackson has had another honor come his way with his selection to the American Pedophile Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility. Jackson, who has versions of his life story or tributes playing almost constantly MTC,...
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Funny story: Horror: Man Caught Humming Gary Glitter Song

Horror: Man Caught Humming Gary Glitter Song

An Oxfordshire man in his thirties has been unexpectedly caught humming a Gary Glitter tune. The incident occurred at around 8:30 this morning as he was travelling to work in his motor car. Edward Leighton, 36, was driving along the A40 towards...
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Funny story: Paedophiles Banned From Buying Fairy Liquid

Paedophiles Banned From Buying Fairy Liquid

Dirty, sleazy paedo fuckers have been barred from purchasing bottles of Fairy Liquid from local stores, following complaints that the greasy, evil bastards buy the products purely to look at the picture of the Fairy Baby logo. "It's a disgrace tha...
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Funny story: Camden Social Services Take Michael Jackson's Children Into Care

Camden Social Services Take Michael Jackson's Children Into Care

Camden social Services today confirmed that they have taken Michael Jackson's children into care. Social workers acted following an anonymous tip off which claimed that the children were about to be made to follow in their father's footsteps. "We...
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Funny story: Pope Canonizes Michael Jackson, Names Him Patron Saint of Pedophiles

Pope Canonizes Michael Jackson, Names Him Patron Saint of Pedophiles

In an announcement from Rome this morning, Pope Benedict announced that he has canonized Michael Jackson. Saint Jacko, as he shall be commonly known, shall be the patron saint of pedophiles (also spelled paedophiles) and Catholic priests. Addit...
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Funny story: Lingerie Company Introduces JonBenet Line For Little Girls

Lingerie Company Introduces JonBenet Line For Little Girls

After being cleared of murdering their daughter by DNA evidence ten years after the fact, the Ramsey's have contracted with a leading lingerie retailer to introduce a JonBenet line for little girls. Mr. John Ramsey said that "everyone knows that w...
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Funny story: Texas now clear favorite for world ecclesiastical child molester HQ

Texas now clear favorite for world ecclesiastical child molester HQ

Bryan, Texas - (Lurid Ass Mess): Texas has overtaken the Vatican City as top global child molester hotspot with this week's arrest of yet another church minister on online child solicitation charges.
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Funny story: Sunglasses linked to Pedophilia

Sunglasses linked to Pedophilia

A recent study has found that anyone who wears aviator sunglasses for anything other the aviation is 9 million times more likely to be a pedophile than people who wear normal sunglasses.
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Funny story: Zoo Animals Rape & Eat Austrian Sex Freak

Zoo Animals Rape & Eat Austrian Sex Freak

Vienna AUSTRIA, (TS) Josef Pretzl, the Austrian man who fathered seven children with his daughter while keeping her locked up in a subterranean dungeon as a sex slave for 24 years, will plead insanity to avoid a prison sentence.
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Funny story: Little Boys recruiting donors for Rudy Giuliani Campaign

Little Boys recruiting donors for Rudy Giuliani Campaign

A rising tide of envy and outright jealousy describes how GOP Republican Presidential candidates regard the phenomenal success of the Ron Paul campaign.
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NYPD snorts of derision at latest drug story

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