The Prime Minister said today he is determined to have Britain opt out from a new EU Health and Safety law passed in Brussels last week. As it reads, the new law would mean that as from the first day of April this year any person on his or her way ou...
Cheers turned to tears after a series of 'accidents' on the A58 near Halifax - all involving the same pedestrian.
Brad Lee Bruzed was well-known in the area as a prolific jay-walker. According to friends and relatives he was attempting to beat th...
Newly appointed Transport Minister, Justine Greening, has some radical new plans for Transport in the future.
"It is unfair that certain sections of the community think it is acceptable to travel around this country for free, without insurance or...
Britain's pedestrians were said to be 'afraid to leave their homes' today as reports emerged of a Lancashire man slipping on a discarded banana skin and falling comically to the ground.
Alan Simpkin was enjoying a breezy autumnal stroll with his d...
Washington, DC: In a public announcement form, television and radio programs were interupted yesterday and given the order that the nation's slow should keep to the right.
"This should be a great help in jammed up Wal-Marts and grocery type store...
According to research and figures released by the Department of Transport, a pedestrian is knocked down every six minutes on Britain's roads.
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