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Funny story: Local Hero Makes Bread Heel Sandwich

Local Hero Makes Bread Heel Sandwich

Around lunchtime yesterday, area man Francis Parker stunned his housemates when he made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This wasn't a normal sandwich, however; instead of foregoing the bread heel and selecting two non-heel slices - as any san...
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Funny story: Allergy Safe Peanuts now a possibility

Allergy Safe Peanuts now a possibility

Finally there will be no more need for the warning on packaging that indicates that the product 'May Contain Nuts' as scientists at Lancaster University have isolated the allergen that causes the allergy [as opposed an allergen that doesn't? - ED].
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Funny story: Man with Peanut Allergy Stabs Himself with Pen

Man with Peanut Allergy Stabs Himself with Pen

Cincinnati- Twenty-three year old Jason Dunsdale of River Park is in recovering in hospital after suffering a an acute anaphylactic reaction after mistakenly eating some cake containing traces of peanut butter at a house party on the weekend. Mr.
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Funny story: Salmanella Heaven In Austin Peanut Plant

Salmanella Heaven In Austin Peanut Plant

Health Inspectors in Austin, Texas have ordered a recall of all products ever shipped from a now-closed a US Peanut plant in Plainview amid a nationwide salmonella outbreak. The order came Thursday evening from the Department of State Health Servi...
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Funny story: Mr. Peanut Goes to Washington

Mr. Peanut Goes to Washington

Mr. Peanut had just arrived in Washington, D.C. driving his hybrid P-Nut-o-Mobile. He zoomed past The White House straight down Pennsylvania Avenue to Congress. He was scheduled to speak before the Congressional Finance Committee. While he was waiting in the wings, reporters, spotting the leguminous icon, dressed in top hat and walking cane, mobbed him. As Mr. Peanut gamely posed for photograph...
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Funny story: Leading Groceries Pull Peanut Products, Blame George Washington Carver!

Leading Groceries Pull Peanut Products, Blame George Washington Carver!

General Mills Inc. and grocers Kroger Co. and Safeway Inc. have joined the growing list of food companies and retailers pulling items made with peanut butter amid a salmonella outbreak. "This will cost us millions of dollars and we expect a bailou...
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John Boehner Admits: I Am a Woman!

John Boehner today admitted what many have suspected for years, he has a vagina. "I have wanted to bring out the truth for so long said Joan through his tears, now I can cry and nave mascara run!
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