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Funny story:  Man with Peanut Allergy Stabs Himself with Pen

Man with Peanut Allergy Stabs Himself with Pen

Cincinnati- Twenty-three year old Jason Dunsdale of River Park is in recovering in hospital after suffering a an acute anaphylactic reaction after mistakenly eating some cake containing traces of peanut butter at a house party on the weekend. Mr.
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Funny story:  Peanut Found In Bag Of Mice

Peanut Found In Bag Of Mice

A London man is suing snack company Nabisco after he found a peanut in his bag of snack sized mice. He is expected to get BILLIONS. "When I purchased my bag of mice to eat on the train the last thing I expected to find was a peanut - it was disgu...
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Funny story:  Salmanella Heaven In Austin Peanut Plant

Salmanella Heaven In Austin Peanut Plant

Health Inspectors in Austin, Texas have ordered a recall of all products ever shipped from a now-closed a US Peanut plant in Plainview amid a nationwide salmonella outbreak. The order came Thursday evening from the Department of State Health Servi...
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Funny story:  Leading Groceries Pull Peanut Products, Blame George Washington Carver!

Leading Groceries Pull Peanut Products, Blame George Washington Carver!

General Mills Inc. and grocers Kroger Co. and Safeway Inc. have joined the growing list of food companies and retailers pulling items made with peanut butter amid a salmonella outbreak. "This will cost us millions of dollars and we expect a bailou...
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Funny story:  George Washington Carver sues writer Duncan Whitehead over peanut butter allegations

George Washington Carver sues writer Duncan Whitehead over peanut butter allegations

Tuskeegee, AL - 120 year old George Washington Carver isn't taking the allegations about his beloved peanut lightly. Joining forces with ex-president and peanut grower Jimmy Carter, the historic team has filed a defamation lawsuit against Spoof write...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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