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Simon Cowell's X-Factor Gets The Axe!

Funny story: Simon Cowell's X-Factor Gets The Axe!

HOLLYWOOD - British television mogul Simon Cowell is not a happy camper as his pride and joy X-Factor has just been cancelled by the FOX Network. Cowell said that he was having lunch with his long time friend and fellow ex-judge Paula Abdul at The...

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Paula Abdul Begs Simon Cowell To Let Her Return To X-Factor

Funny story: Paula Abdul Begs Simon Cowell To Let Her Return To X-Factor

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California - Paula Abdul was recently interviewed at The Enchanted Enchilada Restaurant in Avocado Heights. The 50-year-old dancer and choreographer, who was fired from X-Factor last year, told Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors that s...

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Britney Spears X'd From X-Factor

Funny story: Britney Spears X'd From X-Factor

HOLLYWOOD - The word coming out of Tinsel Town is that the Princess of Pop, Britney Spears will not be returning for a second season of X-Factor. According to an inside source Simon Cowell felt that Ms. Spears is just not worth the annual salary o...

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Dancing With The Stars: Paula Abdul Guest Stars As A Judge

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Paula Abdul Guest Stars As A Judge

HOLLYWOOD - Paula Abdul, the woman without a show was asked to be a guest judge on week 4 of Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars. And the little pint-sized firecracker and former American Idol judge as well as former X-Factor judge jumped at the...

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Lindsay Lohan Wins $75,000 On Celebrity Jeopardy

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wins $75,000 On Celebrity Jeopardy

CULVER CITY, California - Lindsay Lohan is most definitely one very lucky young lady. She has recently been involved in two automobile accidents where she ran into the back of an 18-wheeler loaded with Russian Roulette Vodka and then into the back of...

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Paula Abdul Begs To Return To American Idol

Funny story: Paula Abdul Begs To Return To American Idol

LOS ANGELES - It's no secret that since leaving American Idol, Paula Abdul has pretty much gone underneath the radar. The former AI judge recently spoke to Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and assured her that contrary to popular belief sh...

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Simon Cowell Has Narrowed His Choice For X-Factor Host Down To Five Individuals

Funny story: Simon Cowell Has Narrowed His Choice For X-Factor Host Down To Five Individuals

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell, the man who single-handedly brought back the black T-shirt sat all alone in a booth at The Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner in Avocado Heights. A person in the next booth who would only give her initials (H.U.) told Bedroom...

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Simon Cowell Offers Justin Bieber $15 Million To Be A Judge On X-Factor

Funny story: Simon Cowell Offers Justin Bieber $15 Million To Be A Judge On X-Factor

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell has already signed Britney Spears to fill one of the two X-Factor judges positions vacated when the "Viceroy of Venom" fired Paula Abdul and Nicole Scherzinger back in January. Reports are several noted celebrities have tu...

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Dancing With The Stars Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Is Warned By Fellow Welshman Steve Jones Ex-Host of The X-Factor About Mark "The Lark" Ballas

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Is Warned By Fellow Welshman Steve Jones Ex-Host of The X-Factor About Mark "The Lark" Ballas

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most beautiful contestants to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars, Katherine Jenkins of Wales, has just received a word of warning from a fellow countrymen. Miss Jenkins, a fabulous opera singer, received a text message fr...

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Simon Cowell Is Thrilled That Britney Spears Has Finally Agreed To Be The New X-Factor Judge

Funny story: Simon Cowell Is Thrilled That Britney Spears Has Finally Agreed To Be The New X-Factor Judge

HOLLYWOOD - In true Tinsel Town fashion, Simon Cowell, owner, producer, and judge of X-Factor stood in front of the Hollywood sign and announced that he has gotten his wish and Britney Spears has agreed to be the new judge on X-Factor. The man who...

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The Reasons Why Britney Spears Should Take Simon Cowell's $10 Million Offer To Replace Paula Abdul On X-Factor

Funny story: The Reasons Why Britney Spears Should Take Simon Cowell's $10 Million Offer To Replace Paula Abdul On X-Factor

HOLLYWOOD - Ever since Britney Spear's concert tour of Australia when she was caught lip syncing on most of her performances, she has had a reputation for being Little Miss Lip Syncer. And although as iRumors, Bedroom Pillow Talk, Tittle Tattle T...

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Paula Abdul Is Still Furious At Being Fired By Simon Cowell From X-Factor and Plans To Reveal Some Salacious Secrets About 'Simple' Simon

Funny story: Paula Abdul Is Still Furious At Being Fired By Simon Cowell From X-Factor and Plans To Reveal Some Salacious Secrets About 'Simple' Simon

HOLLYWOOD - Just four weeks ago the entertainment world witnessed what one news agency termed The X-Factor Massacre. British mogul and CEO of Buckingham House Productions Simon Cowell decided to go in an other direction with his hit show X-Factor...

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Dolly Parton Says Simon Cowell Has Asked Her To Take Paula Abdul's Place As a Judge On "X-Factor"

Funny story: Dolly Parton Says Simon Cowell Has Asked Her To Take Paula Abdul's Place As a Judge On "X-Factor"

NASHVILLE - Country music icon Dolly Parton and her extremely private husband Carl Thomas Dean had just finished having dinner at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse and were walking to their truck when they were approached by a reporter for Yip...

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Former American Idol Judge Simon Cowell Denies The Adam Lambert Rumor and Insists That He Is Not Homophobic

Funny story: Former American Idol Judge Simon Cowell Denies The Adam Lambert Rumor and Insists That He Is Not Homophobic

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the man who has been called "The Englishman With The Midas Touch" is no stranger to controversy or the world of controversial subjects. The "Sultan of Sarcasm" was recently interviewed by Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pill...

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X-Factor's Simon Cowell Trying To Lure Ryan Seacrest Away From American Idol

Funny story: X-Factor's Simon Cowell Trying To Lure Ryan Seacrest Away From American Idol

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell, AKA "The British Bulldog" and X-Factor mogul says that the reason he fired Paula Abdul, Nicole Scherzinger, and Steve Jones is simply because they just didn't bring their "A" game. Cowell who many say has the Midas Touc...

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The X-Factor Massacre - Simon Cowell Fires Paula Abdul, Nicole Scherzinger, and Steve Jones

Funny story: The X-Factor Massacre - Simon Cowell Fires Paula Abdul, Nicole Scherzinger, and Steve Jones

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the man behind X-Factor has just demonstrated why one of his many nicknames "The Count of Cruelty" fits him to a T...shirt. The 52-year-old entrepreneur who brought American Idol, America's Got Talent, and X-Factor to the...

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X-Factor's Melanie Amaro Wins The $5 Million First Prize and Reveals What She Is Going To Buy

Funny story: X-Factor's Melanie Amaro Wins The $5 Million First Prize and Reveals What She Is Going To Buy

LOS ANGELES - The Final Three soon became the Final Two as hip hop rapper Chris Rene was the first to be eliminated on the season finale of X-Factor. And Rene took it all in stride when he told the audience that he was not going to have a meltdown...

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X-Factor's Melanie Amaro, Josh Krajcik, and Chris Rene Make It To The X-Factor Finals

Funny story: X-Factor's Melanie Amaro, Josh Krajcik, and Chris Rene Make It To The X-Factor Finals

HOLLYWOOD - The cool cat singing Marcus Canty was eliminated from the semifinals of X-Factor. And it was good to see that there was no meltdown like the previous weeks when teens Drew Ryniewics, 14, and Rachel Crow, 13, were sent back home. Th...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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