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Funny story: Paula Abdul Begs Simon Cowell To Let Her Return To X-Factor

Paula Abdul Begs Simon Cowell To Let Her Return To X-Factor

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California - Paula Abdul was recently interviewed at The Enchanted Enchilada Restaurant in Avocado Heights. The 50-year-old dancer and choreographer, who was fired from X-Factor last year, told Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors that s...
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Funny story: Britney Spears X'd From X-Factor

Britney Spears X'd From X-Factor

HOLLYWOOD - The word coming out of Tinsel Town is that the Princess of Pop, Britney Spears will not be returning for a second season of X-Factor. According to an inside source Simon Cowell felt that Ms. Spears is just not worth the annual salary o...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Paula Abdul Guest Stars As A Judge

Dancing With The Stars: Paula Abdul Guest Stars As A Judge

HOLLYWOOD - Paula Abdul, the woman without a show was asked to be a guest judge on week 4 of Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars. And the little pint-sized firecracker and former American Idol judge as well as former X-Factor judge jumped at the...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wins $75,000 On Celebrity Jeopardy

Lindsay Lohan Wins $75,000 On Celebrity Jeopardy

CULVER CITY, California - Lindsay Lohan is most definitely one very lucky young lady. She has recently been involved in two automobile accidents where she ran into the back of an 18-wheeler loaded with Russian Roulette Vodka and then into the back of...
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Funny story: Paula Abdul Begs To Return To American Idol

Paula Abdul Begs To Return To American Idol

LOS ANGELES - It's no secret that since leaving American Idol, Paula Abdul has pretty much gone underneath the radar. The former AI judge recently spoke to Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and assured her that contrary to popular belief sh...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Has Narrowed His Choice For X-Factor Host Down To Five Individuals

Simon Cowell Has Narrowed His Choice For X-Factor Host Down To Five Individuals

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell, the man who single-handedly brought back the black T-shirt sat all alone in a booth at The Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner in Avocado Heights. A person in the next booth who would only give her initials (H.U.) told Bedroom...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Offers Justin Bieber $15 Million To Be A Judge On X-Factor

Simon Cowell Offers Justin Bieber $15 Million To Be A Judge On X-Factor

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell has already signed Britney Spears to fill one of the two X-Factor judges positions vacated when the "Viceroy of Venom" fired Paula Abdul and Nicole Scherzinger back in January. Reports are several noted celebrities have tu...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Is Warned By Fellow Welshman Steve Jones Ex-Host of The X-Factor About Mark "The Lark" Ballas

Dancing With The Stars Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Is Warned By Fellow Welshman Steve Jones Ex-Host of The X-Factor About Mark "The Lark" Ballas

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most beautiful contestants to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars, Katherine Jenkins of Wales, has just received a word of warning from a fellow countrymen. Miss Jenkins, a fabulous opera singer, received a text message fr...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Is Thrilled That Britney Spears Has Finally Agreed To Be The New X-Factor Judge

Simon Cowell Is Thrilled That Britney Spears Has Finally Agreed To Be The New X-Factor Judge

HOLLYWOOD - In true Tinsel Town fashion, Simon Cowell, owner, producer, and judge of X-Factor stood in front of the Hollywood sign and announced that he has gotten his wish and Britney Spears has agreed to be the new judge on X-Factor. The man who...
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Funny story: The Reasons Why Britney Spears Should Take Simon Cowell's $10 Million Offer To Replace Paula Abdul On X-Factor

The Reasons Why Britney Spears Should Take Simon Cowell's $10 Million Offer To Replace Paula Abdul On X-Factor

HOLLYWOOD - Ever since Britney Spear's concert tour of Australia when she was caught lip syncing on most of her performances, she has had a reputation for being Little Miss Lip Syncer. And although as iRumors, Bedroom Pillow Talk, Tittle Tattle T...
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Funny story: Paula Abdul Is Still Furious At Being Fired By Simon Cowell From X-Factor and Plans To Reveal Some Salacious Secrets About 'Simple' Simon

Paula Abdul Is Still Furious At Being Fired By Simon Cowell From X-Factor and Plans To Reveal Some Salacious Secrets About 'Simple' Simon

HOLLYWOOD - Just four weeks ago the entertainment world witnessed what one news agency termed The X-Factor Massacre. British mogul and CEO of Buckingham House Productions Simon Cowell decided to go in an other direction with his hit show X-Factor...
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Funny story: Dolly Parton Says Simon Cowell Has Asked Her To Take Paula Abdul's Place As a Judge On "X-Factor"

Dolly Parton Says Simon Cowell Has Asked Her To Take Paula Abdul's Place As a Judge On "X-Factor"

NASHVILLE - Country music icon Dolly Parton and her extremely private husband Carl Thomas Dean had just finished having dinner at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse and were walking to their truck when they were approached by a reporter for Yip...
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Funny story: Former American Idol Judge Simon Cowell Denies The Adam Lambert Rumor and Insists That He Is Not Homophobic

Former American Idol Judge Simon Cowell Denies The Adam Lambert Rumor and Insists That He Is Not Homophobic

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the man who has been called "The Englishman With The Midas Touch" is no stranger to controversy or the world of controversial subjects. The "Sultan of Sarcasm" was recently interviewed by Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pill...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Simon Cowell Trying To Lure Ryan Seacrest Away From American Idol

X-Factor's Simon Cowell Trying To Lure Ryan Seacrest Away From American Idol

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell, AKA "The British Bulldog" and X-Factor mogul says that the reason he fired Paula Abdul, Nicole Scherzinger, and Steve Jones is simply because they just didn't bring their "A" game. Cowell who many say has the Midas Touc...
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Funny story: The X-Factor Massacre - Simon Cowell Fires Paula Abdul, Nicole Scherzinger, and Steve Jones

The X-Factor Massacre - Simon Cowell Fires Paula Abdul, Nicole Scherzinger, and Steve Jones

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the man behind X-Factor has just demonstrated why one of his many nicknames "The Count of Cruelty" fits him to a T...shirt. The 52-year-old entrepreneur who brought American Idol, America's Got Talent, and X-Factor to the...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Melanie Amaro Wins The $5 Million First Prize and Reveals What She Is Going To Buy

X-Factor's Melanie Amaro Wins The $5 Million First Prize and Reveals What She Is Going To Buy

LOS ANGELES - The Final Three soon became the Final Two as hip hop rapper Chris Rene was the first to be eliminated on the season finale of X-Factor. And Rene took it all in stride when he told the audience that he was not going to have a meltdown...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Melanie Amaro, Josh Krajcik, and Chris Rene Make It To The X-Factor Finals

X-Factor's Melanie Amaro, Josh Krajcik, and Chris Rene Make It To The X-Factor Finals

HOLLYWOOD - The cool cat singing Marcus Canty was eliminated from the semifinals of X-Factor. And it was good to see that there was no meltdown like the previous weeks when teens Drew Ryniewics, 14, and Rachel Crow, 13, were sent back home. Th...
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Funny story: Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars Goes To X-Factor's Nicole Scherzinger's Home And Comforts Her

Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars Goes To X-Factor's Nicole Scherzinger's Home And Comforts Her

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nicole Scherzinger, one of the four X-Factor judges took some unwarranted hits from many viewers who blamed her for 13-year-old Rachel Crow being eliminated from the latest edition of X-Factor. Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld caug...
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