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William Shakespeare questions patriotism

Funny story: William Shakespeare questions patriotism

William Shakespeare famed writer and former father of poor Yorick said in an interview with Sally Piggs that his dismissal from his former life has put into question the true definition of patriotism. Alas, poor Shakespeare! We knew him, Horatio:...

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Clinton Definitely Will Lose Election To Trump

Funny story: Clinton Definitely Will Lose Election To Trump

Hillary Clinton yesterday said one-half of Trump's backers belonged in a "basket of deplorables" because they are racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic, you name it." "Politicians are supposed to flatter voters not attack them," sai...

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Trump Swindles Eight-Year-Olds!

Funny story: Trump Swindles Eight-Year-Olds!

Ameri-tude…USA! American pride…USA! It's attitude, its who we are, Stand up tall….We're the red, white, and blue…..Fiercely free, that's who!......Our colors don't run, no siree…Over here…..USA!......Over there…..USA!...Freedom and liberty everywhere...

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GOP Leaders Open House of Prostitution

Funny story: GOP Leaders Open House of Prostitution

Associated Press, by Manny Jack Moe --Republican leaders House Speaker Paul Ryan, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and Republican National Committee Chair Reince Priebus have opened a house of ill repute near the famous Chicken Ranch in Nevada.

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The New, Improved Pledge of Allegiance

Funny story: The New, Improved Pledge of Allegiance

As it now stands, the Pledge of Allegiance as commonly recited in schools and at sporting events and political rallies is too simple and easy. One can chew on it without really tasting the Constitution. It allows one to dress up in the flag feeling all patriotic, self-righteous, and godly when one may be, in reality, venal and totally corrupt. Therefore, this New Pledge of Allegiance is propose...

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Colorado School Board Praises Communist China

Funny story: Colorado School Board Praises Communist China

Associated Press --The following is an article entitled, "Nothing Wrong With Patriotic Education." "The United States, which advocates democracy and freedom, lays stronger emphasis on patriotic education. A survey conducted in 18 developed countri...

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Mark Twain Returns To Earth, Savages U.S.

Funny story: Mark Twain Returns To Earth, Savages U.S.

Mark Twain, who famously lampooned Christianity and the lifestyle in the U.S., human sexuality, and indeed all human beings, has returned to earth. He has been reincarnated in the form of a blogger and is published by both the print and electroni...

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Boeing To Move To Bangladesh To Hire Sweatshop Workers

Funny story: Boeing To Move To Bangladesh To Hire Sweatshop Workers

Seattle--- Recently nine billion in tax subsidies were voted by the state legislature in Washington State to give to Boeing Aircraft. It involves 787 tax breaks ands the largest subsidy ever given to a corporation by a state in the nation's history.

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Walmart Spokesman Loses Control Punches Reporter

Funny story: Walmart Spokesman Loses Control Punches Reporter

New York - At a press conference today Walmart spokesman Scott A. Reid faced hostile questions from gathered reporters. The press were called so that Mr. Reid could justify the U.S. retailers decline to aid factory victims in Bangladesh by participa...

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Angry Patriotic American's Say "Shut Up or Get Out!" After Ohio Man Claims All Soldiers Are Not Heroes

Funny story: Angry Patriotic American's Say "Shut Up or Get Out!" After Ohio Man Claims All Soldiers Are Not Heroes

Scores of angry yet patriotic American's are furious after an Ohio man pointed out to a friend that not all troops are heroes and that some may indeed be bad apples that are not indicative of the majority. Many want the man punished or at least sho...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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