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Funny story: Alaska state corruption relegated to also-ran amid 'Governor Blagojevich tried to sell Obama's ass!' reports

Alaska state corruption relegated to also-ran amid 'Governor Blagojevich tried to sell Obama's ass!' reports

Chicago, Illinois - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The FBI has downgraded the notorious Alaskan Corrupt Bastards Club to also-ran status after fabled US state prosecutor Patrick FitzGerald nailed Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich yesterday on multiple ch...
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Funny story: Fitzgerald's masterclass in delayed gratification

Fitzgerald's masterclass in delayed gratification

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Is Independence Day, July the Fourth 2007, the day that Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald will unleash some of those legendary aces against the Bush Administration that hired a drive-by hitman to take him out last ye...
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Funny story: Fitzie slams perjuring liar in Libby sentencing recommendations

Fitzie slams perjuring liar in Libby sentencing recommendations

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Scooter Libby justice perversion trial's Prosecutor Patrick FitzGerald has slammed those who commit perjury "when they raise their hand and take an oath in a judicial proceeding or traditional Presidential swe...
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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Club corralled as Fitzie plays a blinder

Corrupt Bastards Club corralled as Fitzie plays a blinder

Alaska - (Ass Mess): Aftershocks are still reverberating among Corrupt Bastards Club Alaskans one of whom, Bruce Weyhrauch, took a slippery tumble off his boat last week in dubious circumstances.
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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