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Funny story: Alaska state corruption relegated to also-ran amid 'Governor Blagojevich tried to sell Obama's ass!' reports

Alaska state corruption relegated to also-ran amid 'Governor Blagojevich tried to sell Obama's ass!' reports

Chicago, Illinois - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The FBI has downgraded the notorious Alaskan Corrupt Bastards Club to also-ran status after fabled US state prosecutor Patrick FitzGerald nailed Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich yesterday on multiple ch...
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Funny story: Fitzgerald's masterclass in delayed gratification

Fitzgerald's masterclass in delayed gratification

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Is Independence Day, July the Fourth 2007, the day that Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald will unleash some of those legendary aces against the Bush Administration that hired a drive-by hitman to take him out last ye...
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Funny story: Fitzie slams perjuring liar in Libby sentencing recommendations

Fitzie slams perjuring liar in Libby sentencing recommendations

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Scooter Libby justice perversion trial's Prosecutor Patrick FitzGerald has slammed those who commit perjury "when they raise their hand and take an oath in a judicial proceeding or traditional Presidential swe...
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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Club corralled as Fitzie plays a blinder

Corrupt Bastards Club corralled as Fitzie plays a blinder

Alaska - (Ass Mess): Aftershocks are still reverberating among Corrupt Bastards Club Alaskans one of whom, Bruce Weyhrauch, took a slippery tumble off his boat last week in dubious circumstances.
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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