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Bush Threatened with Paternity Suit!

Funny story: Bush Threatened with Paternity Suit!

Pat McGroyne, a native of Knoblick, Georgia, currently living with his mother, Freida Peoples, in Cazadero, claims that he has indisputable evidence that President George W. Bush is his father. Moving to Sonoma County last April after shutting d...

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John Edwards: Proof Democrats have More Fun

Funny story: John Edwards: Proof Democrats have More Fun

Washington is still reeling over the admission that John Edwards did indeed father a 'love child' with former presidential campaign staffer, Rielle Hunter. The child, now 2 years old, has been kept from the spotlight until now, while paternity could...

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Nordegren paternity claimants: Two plumbers, two mailmen, one pool boy

Funny story: Nordegren paternity claimants: Two plumbers, two mailmen, one pool boy

Controversy over the paternity of Elin Nordegren's children first erupted on December 17, when The Spoof reported Elin's claim that an unnamed 'pool boy' was the father of her children, rather than her husband, Tiger Woods. On the following day, T...

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Theresa Rogers drops 'Tiger cub' lawsuit - Tiger infertile

Funny story: Theresa Rogers drops 'Tiger cub' lawsuit - Tiger infertile

'Tiger babe' Theresa Rogers has been forced to drop her claim against Tiger Woods for support of her child, which she believed Tiger to have fathered. Tiger, it turns out, is infertile and could not have made her pregnant. Senior Spoof Writer Abel...

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Tiger's infertility enrages Uchitel

Funny story: Tiger's infertility enrages Uchitel

In a secret interview, Rachel Uchitel, the #1 mistress in the lineup of 'Tiger Babes', has confessed that she is angry with Tiger. 'We worked so hard to have a love child', Rachel said. 'Learning that he has been shooting blanks the whole time is...

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Controversy erupts over Nordegren children - plumber, mailman claim paternity

Funny story: Controversy erupts over Nordegren children - plumber, mailman claim paternity

After Elin Nordegren's tearful confession that Tiger Woods is not the father of her children, and identified 'the pool boy' as their father, two other men stepped forward to claim paternity. Nordegren married Woods in 2004, and later gave birth to...

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Child Support Agency Looks for God's Help

Funny story: Child Support Agency Looks for God's Help

The Child Support Agency today announced the formation of a special "Cold Case Files" department. It will consist of a number of temporary units tasked with researching and finding missing spouses or partners for financial support of childr...

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Anna Nicole Smith DNA Paternity Test Results Released

Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith DNA Paternity Test Results Released

The famous Anna Nicole Smith DNA (from her baby) has been released and the father of her baby has been determined to be.....exercise guru Richard Simmons. Paternity tests showed a 99.725% chance that Simmons was the biological parent of the child.

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Kermit The Frog "I could be Dannielynn's father!"

Funny story: Kermit The Frog "I could be Dannielynn's father!"

February 8th 2007 was indeed a sad day around the world. Former Playboy bunny Anna Nicole Smith was found unconscious at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. CPR was administered and paramedics arrived shortly after. Anna Nicole Smith was pron...

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Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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