WASHINGTON, D.C. - After embarrassing millions of airport travelers, the Transportation Security Administration has announced that within five months all airport full-body scanners will be unplugged and removed from all of the nation's airports.
LOS ANGELES - Transportation Security Administration Spokesperson Clovis Baxter Shamnoodle met with the members of the media at LAX Airport.
He informed them that due to the fact that a co-pilot aboard a recent Trans Air Arizona flight found a gre...
HOT SPRINGS, Arkansas - Airport security guards apprehended an individual identified as Bucky "Buck" Fippyquack, 42, at The Mrs. Billy Clinton Airport in Hot Springs.
One of the security guards Conway Earl Strayfoil said that he and his partner Ea...
Animals arriving at Heathrow airport, even those transferring to other flights, must now pass through the Animal Reception Centre. A spokesperson stated that it is well known that drugs and other contraband are smuggled in using animals from various...
DALLAS - Dallas Cowboy cheerleader Liddie Loreen Dungeonheimer, 21, said that she had gone through the metal detector, the X-ray scanner, and had even been patted down at Dallas' All You Need Is Love Airport.
She stated that everything had turned...
In a leaked memo from the TSA, a report indicates that thirty percent of the people in the TSA screening lines are just there for the pat down! The TSA has tried to suppress the news but many airports around the country are reporting the same phenome...
Perverts and other sexual deviants (if there ARE any more) are rushing in the hundreds to Travel Agents worldwide, or booking online, for cheap flights to 'anywhere and everywhere' in the world.
They don't want to travel, they just want 'cheap thr...
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