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Funny story: The TSA Says That Their Pat Downs Are Going To Get Even More Intimate After They Find A Grenade Launcher On A Flight Bound For Arizona

The TSA Says That Their Pat Downs Are Going To Get Even More Intimate After They Find A Grenade Launcher On A Flight Bound For Arizona

LOS ANGELES - Transportation Security Administration Spokesperson Clovis Baxter Shamnoodle met with the members of the media at LAX Airport. He informed them that due to the fact that a co-pilot aboard a recent Trans Air Arizona flight found a gre...
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Funny story: Arkansas Man Arrested for Setting Up A Fake "Pat Down" Scam at The Mrs. Billy Clinton Airport In Hot Springs

Arkansas Man Arrested for Setting Up A Fake "Pat Down" Scam at The Mrs. Billy Clinton Airport In Hot Springs

HOT SPRINGS, Arkansas - Airport security guards apprehended an individual identified as Bucky "Buck" Fippyquack, 42, at The Mrs. Billy Clinton Airport in Hot Springs. One of the security guards Conway Earl Strayfoil said that he and his partner Ea...
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Funny story: Animals check in at Heathrow's special Animal Reception Centre

Animals check in at Heathrow's special Animal Reception Centre

Animals arriving at Heathrow airport, even those transferring to other flights, must now pass through the Animal Reception Centre. A spokesperson stated that it is well known that drugs and other contraband are smuggled in using animals from various...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Claims She Was 'Patted Down' By A Co-Pilot While On The Plane

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Claims She Was 'Patted Down' By A Co-Pilot While On The Plane

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboy cheerleader Liddie Loreen Dungeonheimer, 21, said that she had gone through the metal detector, the X-ray scanner, and had even been patted down at Dallas' All You Need Is Love Airport. She stated that everything had turned...
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Funny story: Thirty Percent of Those in TSA Lines Just There for Pat Downs!

Thirty Percent of Those in TSA Lines Just There for Pat Downs!

In a leaked memo from the TSA, a report indicates that thirty percent of the people in the TSA screening lines are just there for the pat down! The TSA has tried to suppress the news but many airports around the country are reporting the same phenome...
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Funny story: TSA Opens Sensual Pat Down Line: Paris Hilton Told To Leave

TSA Opens Sensual Pat Down Line: Paris Hilton Told To Leave

LAX - TSA officials announced today the opening of several "Sensual Pat Down" lines for adults only. A black velvet curtain surrounds the TSA agent and passenger while the search takes place. Paris Hilton Paris Hilton was caught sneaking back...
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Funny story: Pervs rushing to buy airline tickets for cheap flights

Pervs rushing to buy airline tickets for cheap flights

Perverts and other sexual deviants (if there ARE any more) are rushing in the hundreds to Travel Agents worldwide, or booking online, for cheap flights to 'anywhere and everywhere' in the world. They don't want to travel, they just want 'cheap thr...
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