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Funny story: Pope Francis - Pesto worse than paedophilia

Pope Francis - Pesto worse than paedophilia

Chaos reigned on Vatican City last night after The Pope used a televised interview in which he was supposed to be confronting the Catholic Church sex abuse scandal to passionately condemn pesto. When asked how he intended to rebuild The Church an...
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Funny story: US Pasta A Hit In Iran

US Pasta A Hit In Iran

Pasta made in the United States is going down very well in Iran according to news media outlets, with Iranian supermarkets and grocery stores signing an 8 year deal to ensure that US made pasta stays in the country for the foreseeable future. Acco...
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Funny story: Roy Hodgson Sacked as England Manager

Roy Hodgson Sacked as England Manager

Roy Hodgson has been sacked by the FA just minutes after another torrid display by England and their defeat via a penalty shoot out by Italy. England who decided to let Italy have 99% possession of the ball, despite possessing some of the most exc...
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Funny story: Saudi Arabia bans Flying Spaghetti Monster

Saudi Arabia bans Flying Spaghetti Monster

Followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, also known as Pastafarians, are no longer welcome in Saudi Arabia after a new law was passed banning them. It is not known how many people in the deeply religious kingdom worship the noodly deity, but th...
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Funny story: Pastafarianism demands to be included in the science curriculum

Pastafarianism demands to be included in the science curriculum

Pastafarianism has launched an appeal in the high-courts of Surrey in an attempt to get Pastafarianism taught in Science. "It's a perfect explanation of the origins of life the universe and everything," said Chief Pasta Bowl, Penny Tortellini. "Wi...
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Funny story: The Marriage of Farfalle to Debut at La Scala

The Marriage of Farfalle to Debut at La Scala

Milan Italy: An amazing musical find was announced today. A lost late 18th Century operatic work, "The Marriage of Farfalle," attributed to Luigi Angelo Marinara was found hidden behind a wall at Trattoria Alfredo. The La Scala Opera House is pla...
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Funny story: Venezuela Seizes US Pasta Company

Venezuela Seizes US Pasta Company

Venezuelan officials accompanied by soldiers have seized "temporary" control of a US-owned pasta producer. Venezuela says the facility, owned by the big US firm Cargill, had violated regulations on price controls intended to guarantee cheap food fo...
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Funny story: Image of Flying Spaghetti Monster Deity Found In Plate of Spaghetti

Image of Flying Spaghetti Monster Deity Found In Plate of Spaghetti

Everyone knows about the plethora of Virgin Mary sightings in pretzels and Jesus spottings on burnt toast, but the discovery of the latest culinary relic might just take the cake. An image of the popular Flying Spaghetti Monster, worshipped by the Pa...
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Funny story: Pass the Penis Pasta Parcel Please

Pass the Penis Pasta Parcel Please

Nobby's Beach, New South Wales, Australia - "Mmmmm, the pasta's delicious, Keith, what's in it?" asked Keith Roy Weatherley's mum innocently at a recent dinner party. "It's the secret ingredient in my sauce," replied son Keith. Keith's secret is...
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Funny story: Pizza Hut Changes Name to Pasta Trough

Pizza Hut Changes Name to Pasta Trough

Pizza Hut is rebranding itself as Pasta Trough in a radical overhaul of its corporate image and menu offerings. Logos have been replaced at corporate headquarters in Dallas and new signs are being installed at the chain's outlets worldwide. Asked...
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Funny story: Reformation Movement Splits Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster

Reformation Movement Splits Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster

MOOSE JAW, SK-In a turn of events deemed inevitable by many outside observers, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, also known as the Pastafarians, has split over numerous items of contention concerning its doctrine of a beer volcano in heaven...
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Funny story: Italians plan pasta boycott for one day; Pope evacuates Vatican City; Police placed on tactical alert as country braces for violence

Italians plan pasta boycott for one day; Pope evacuates Vatican City; Police placed on tactical alert as country braces for violence

Rome, Italy - As word of the planned boycott of pasta, because the rising cost of the county's food staple spreads throughout the country, so does widespread panic. It is rumored that the Pope has already left the country advising priest and nuns...
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