London - 'Protection cops or Keystone Cops?' was the obvious question today as details emerged of the Camerons' parenting skills following a family pub lunch one Sunday.
It's left the PM's official security team looking sheepish amid widespread re...
SPOKANE, WA-Ruth Briggsby, a 64-year-old grandmother of five and retired school teacher, was driving home from the pharmacy on the morning of Ash Wednesday, when she passed the new Catholic Church on 18th Avenue just as its congregation was leavi...
COON RAPIDS, MN-When six-year-old Jimmy Francis traded in his old model cars for a brand new red model Corvette, his parents knew something wasn't right. But it wasn't until he started spending a lot more time with three-year-old neighbor girl Haley...
It was just Saturday evening that I was with my very own mother. We were on the escalator traveling upstairs from the lower level of Fairway to the street. Half way upstairs, we heard shrill screams and the sound of slamming footsteps on the tile. Ok, think fast. Kidnappers? Terrorists? Nope. Just your average run of the mill irresponsible parenting.
What did we see? At the top of the escalat...
Eleven Essential things to tell your child, to ensure they fit in with other kids!
1) Explain to him/her/them:
How to fire bomb a Police Station without getting caught.
2) Explain to him/her/them:
Drill it in that they must use the F & MF words in every sentence spoken.
3) Explain to him/her/them:
If you catch him/her/them paying attention in school or at home, point out the rarity...
The recent trends of Unschoolers, who basically are self taught on everything from spelling to physics, share a belief that children do not need classrooms and organized education to learn. Rather, they are on their own to do what they want anytime...
I was in a store yesterday and a young woman was in there with her sweet little girl, about 18 months old. A cashier was talking to them and said,
"Hello honey. You are such a cutie." She didn't know the mom and toddler.
"She thinks you know her name," giggled the young mother.
I was shocked that the young mother had actually named her daughter 'Honey'...even more shocked than I was when...
"Mom, can you pack me lunch today? And pleaseĀ
don't make it embarrassing." Anna-11
As parents, there are many ways we can ruin our children's lives. The possibilities are endless. An embarrassing lunch, however, seems to have been overlooked and hasn't been given enough attention. A poorly packed lunch can destroy a child's life and ruin their reputation. Brown bag or lunch box? Water bottle...
At some point in every parents life there comes a time when they must explain that very fundamental but mysterious and appealing fact of life to their offspring- the sex act. Not an easy task for anyone, including our neighbors around the world. Let's take a look at how other nationalities, races, cultures and religions handle this most difficult of subjects to discuss with your young ones.
How...
Iconic musician Sir Elton John gets no rest of late. It's not because his infant son Zachary keeps him awake at night; Zachary is, by all accounts, a surprisingly well-tempered baby. Rather, the ghost of actor Tony Randall has taken it upon himself...
Teenagers around the world are demanding to change their names from those given them by their parents.
"My parents gave me a girl's name," explained one boy. "I lost count of the number of times I've been beaten up for being named Francis," he ple...
Parents in America are terrible for allowing their sons to join the military, a new study confirms.
Peter Dieter of the University of Colombia's advanced Family Therapy Programme says, "Encouraging children to go to war is very irresponsible and c...
Bad daddy, Mr. Waldo Browne from 151 Naughty Street, spends all his adorable baby children's pocket money on himself.
Naughty parent he is.
Oink oink.
Tiny, beautiful little children Timmy and Jasmin Browne are forced to beg from strangers s...
16. "Okay, the baby will be ready in time for dinner! Now where's that chicken you wanted me to bathe?"
15. You're lobbying hard to get all three toddlers on the upcoming "Survivor: Australia."
14. "Maybe you'd be more popular, son, if you were good at something."
13. You've earned "Platinum Preferred Guest" status on the Jerry Springer Show.
12. Not onl...
Taos, New Mexico - New parents, Alisha and Shane Boyle, announced to their families today that their one-year-old son Alex took his first steps.
A widespread occurence has plagued our nation. Shifting the blame. Many parents have found a quick solution to solving their bad parenting skills, and to abondon responsibility for raising their children.