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Funny story: Most Parents Remain Blind to Mediocrity of Their Children

Most Parents Remain Blind to Mediocrity of Their Children

A study released today reveals that most mothers in the United States have a skewed view of how mediocre and average their own children are. Experts believe that a related study yet to be started will show that at least 85% of the mothers reading thi...
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Funny story: Stepdad Overheard Complaining About Expenses During Disney Trip

Stepdad Overheard Complaining About Expenses During Disney Trip

Under pressure to provide an enjoyable vacation to Walt Disney World for his new wife and stepchildren, Ronnie Combs from Huntsville, AL, was overheard complaining on the third and final day of the vacation. While waiting in line at the Haunted Ho...
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Funny story: Ben Affleck on parenting

Ben Affleck on parenting

Ben Affleck made the following statement today. Clever how he can do that. Raising kids is the greatest thing I could do,…….. if I could find the little sods. You haven't seem them have you? They are quite small and speak a strange language that I find hard to understand. By the way, what is that stuff that leaks out of them? The smell! what the hell do they eat!? I think Jennifer saw one...
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Funny story: Parents May Not Be Strict Enough

Parents May Not Be Strict Enough

DES MOINES-Studies have shown recently that parents may be raising their kids wrong. "For years parents have believed that it's ok, and even a good thing, to give their kids some freedom," said child and teen psychologist Harold Berzinski in an i...
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Funny story: Are you ready to be a parent?

Are you ready to be a parent?

Preparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and decorating the nursery. Here are 12 simple tests for expectant parents to take to prepare themselves for the real life experience of being a mother or father. Women: To prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag chair down the front. Leave it there for nine months. After nine months, remove 10% of th...
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Funny story: PM's security branded totally useless amid Camerons' own 'Tapas Bar' moment

PM's security branded totally useless amid Camerons' own 'Tapas Bar' moment

London - 'Protection cops or Keystone Cops?' was the obvious question today as details emerged of the Camerons' parenting skills following a family pub lunch one Sunday. It's left the PM's official security team looking sheepish amid widespread re...
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Funny story: Well Intentioned Grandma Cleans Foreheads Of Passersby With Saliva Coated Thumb

Well Intentioned Grandma Cleans Foreheads Of Passersby With Saliva Coated Thumb

SPOKANE, WA-Ruth Briggsby, a 64-year-old grandmother of five and retired school teacher, was driving home from the pharmacy on the morning of Ash Wednesday, when she passed the new Catholic Church on 18th Avenue just as its congregation was leavi...
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Funny story: Six-Year-Old's Mid-Life Crisis Predicts Young, Untimely Death

Six-Year-Old's Mid-Life Crisis Predicts Young, Untimely Death

COON RAPIDS, MN-When six-year-old Jimmy Francis traded in his old model cars for a brand new red model Corvette, his parents knew something wasn't right. But it wasn't until he started spending a lot more time with three-year-old neighbor girl Haley...
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Funny story: Which Is Worse: Kid Or Parent? Helpful Tips On Combating The "Unruly Child Pandemic"

Which Is Worse: Kid Or Parent? Helpful Tips On Combating The "Unruly Child Pandemic"

It was just Saturday evening that I was with my very own mother. We were on the escalator traveling upstairs from the lower level of Fairway to the street. Half way upstairs, we heard shrill screams and the sound of slamming footsteps on the tile. Ok, think fast. Kidnappers? Terrorists? Nope. Just your average run of the mill irresponsible parenting. What did we see? At the top of the escalat...
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Funny story: 11 Essential things to tell your child, to ensure they fit in with other UK kids!

11 Essential things to tell your child, to ensure they fit in with other UK kids!

Eleven Essential things to tell your child, to ensure they fit in with other kids! 1) Explain to him/her/them: How to fire bomb a Police Station without getting caught. 2) Explain to him/her/them: Drill it in that they must use the F & MF words in every sentence spoken. 3) Explain to him/her/them: If you catch him/her/them paying attention in school or at home, point out the rarity...
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Funny story: Unschoolers tell parents to 'unparent'

Unschoolers tell parents to 'unparent'

The recent trends of Unschoolers, who basically are self taught on everything from spelling to physics, share a belief that children do not need classrooms and organized education to learn. Rather, they are on their own to do what they want anytime...
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Funny story: Be careful what you name your children and......other things.

Be careful what you name your children and......other things.

I was in a store yesterday and a young woman was in there with her sweet little girl, about 18 months old. A cashier was talking to them and said, "Hello honey. You are such a cutie." She didn't know the mom and toddler. "She thinks you know her name," giggled the young mother. I was shocked that the young mother had actually named her daughter 'Honey'...even more shocked than I was when...
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Funny story: An Embarrassing Lunch

An Embarrassing Lunch

"Mom, can you pack me lunch today? And please…don't make it embarrassing." Anna-11 As parents, there are many ways we can ruin our children's lives. The possibilities are endless. An embarrassing lunch, however, seems to have been overlooked and hasn't been given enough attention. A poorly packed lunch can destroy a child's life and ruin their reputation. Brown bag or lunch box? Water bottle...
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Funny story: How Parents Explain "The Birds And The Bees" To Their Children Around The World

How Parents Explain "The Birds And The Bees" To Their Children Around The World

At some point in every parents life there comes a time when they must explain that very fundamental but mysterious and appealing fact of life to their offspring- the sex act. Not an easy task for anyone, including our neighbors around the world. Let's take a look at how other nationalities, races, cultures and religions handle this most difficult of subjects to discuss with your young ones. How...
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Funny story: Ghost of Tony Randall haunts Elton John

Ghost of Tony Randall haunts Elton John

Iconic musician Sir Elton John gets no rest of late. It's not because his infant son Zachary keeps him awake at night; Zachary is, by all accounts, a surprisingly well-tempered baby. Rather, the ghost of actor Tony Randall has taken it upon himself...
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Funny story: Children demanding new names

Children demanding new names

Teenagers around the world are demanding to change their names from those given them by their parents. "My parents gave me a girl's name," explained one boy. "I lost count of the number of times I've been beaten up for being named Francis," he ple...
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Funny story: Non-Gay Americans are Terrible Parents and Set a Bad Example to their Children

Non-Gay Americans are Terrible Parents and Set a Bad Example to their Children

Parents in America are terrible for allowing their sons to join the military, a new study confirms. Peter Dieter of the University of Colombia's advanced Family Therapy Programme says, "Encouraging children to go to war is very irresponsible and c...
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Funny story: Crazy Daddy Gambles Away Children's Pocket Money

Crazy Daddy Gambles Away Children's Pocket Money

Bad daddy, Mr. Waldo Browne from 151 Naughty Street, spends all his adorable baby children's pocket money on himself. Naughty parent he is. Oink oink. Tiny, beautiful little children Timmy and Jasmin Browne are forced to beg from strangers s...
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