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New Mental Illness Widespread says Doctor

Funny story: New Mental Illness Widespread says Doctor

Reggie Mental editor of "Get Out of My Mind" details a recent interview he had with Swiss psychiatrist Dr. Fiddler ... all about a new mental illness his team of researchers claim to have discovered. "Paranoia we all know about and nobody wants. Hence the new social fear on a par with any other phobia.... it is called Paranoia-Phobia. Yes, the fear of being paranoid. Already medication, a deri...

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Hemorrhoids are becoming Paranoid

Funny story: Hemorrhoids are becoming Paranoid

A recent study has been carried out on Hemorrhoids. It IS believed, in the medical profession, that Hemorrhoids are indeed becoming Paranoid. The Hemorrhoids vehemently deny this finding and say they are not sore about the results but they feel they just can't sit and take this, sitting down, without a fight. A number of Hemorrhoids are rather upset as they have a feeling that they have b...

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Paranoid

Today is May 26, 2010, and I am starting to become stressed out from the recent current events. My happy-go-lucky disposition is slowly but surely transforming into a demeanor of antisocial resentment and distrust for those around me. I have spent the past month absorbed in the study of current events that relate to the world around me and now, they're taking a tole on my sanity, they're star...

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Local Man Afraid To Go To Bed

Funny story: Local Man Afraid To Go To Bed

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock tonight caused a bit of a domestic hoo-hah when he flatly refused to go to bed because he feared he would be abducted and anally probed by space aliens from a distant planet in a flying saucer. Wife, Anne, tried to ca...

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Witchdoctors Push Paranoia Potions For Halloween

Funny story: Witchdoctors Push Paranoia Potions For Halloween

Undra Rock, Montana - After numerous upheavals and setbacks during the past year, the WWCF (World Witchcraft Federation) announced this week the release of a brand new potion perfect for the bewitching season: The Purple Paranoia Potion. Company exec...

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Latest fashion for tin-foil hat wearers

Funny story: Latest fashion for tin-foil hat wearers

A study has recently been conducted by a bunch of clever folk who discovered that love vibrations are much more subtle than hate vibrations. So the students came up with a creation that would restrict the entrance and exit of hate vibrations, but...

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Paranoid Persons Being Followed Around

Funny story: Paranoid Persons Being Followed Around

Palo Alto, California (IPP) - Scientists working at the Palo Alto Think Tank and Reseach Facility (PATTRARF) have discovered that paranoid people really are being followed around.

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Paranoid People Really Being Followed

Funny story: Paranoid People Really Being Followed

Murphy, North Carolina (IP) - A study conducted in Murphy's Law Center in Murphy, N.C. reveals that just because you are paranoid does not necessarily mean you really are not being followed around.

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