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Funny story: The Apple In The Garden Of Eden Was "Definitely A Marijuana Bud" Says Pope

The Apple In The Garden Of Eden Was "Definitely A Marijuana Bud" Says Pope

Vatican City-- An astounding proclamation was made today in Vatican City by Pope Benedict XVI. The pontiff declared Eve was tempted by a bud of marijuana--and not an apple--as previously thought. The pope also said the Tree of Knowledge wasn't real...
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Funny story: Bin Laden Unhappy With Virgins, Seeks Groupie Trade with Elvis

Bin Laden Unhappy With Virgins, Seeks Groupie Trade with Elvis

As reported earlier today in Afterlife Magazine, a staff medium successfully channeled the posthumous thoughts of Osama Bin Laden in a recent conversation with Elvis, where Bin Laden appears to be disappointed with his newly acquired bevy of virgins.
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Funny story: Terrorists enjoying paradise

Terrorists enjoying paradise

Bermuda - Recently the Red Cross went down to Bermuda to check on the status of the Gitmo Uighurs that President Obama sent down there for life. They felt it was important to make sure that no human rights abuses were occurring. They discussed th...
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Funny story: Elton John's brother is jealous of Saudi Arabia

Elton John's brother is jealous of Saudi Arabia

Elton John's brother made a statement on national television that he is jealous of Saudi Arabian men because they have four wives in their marriage. Elton John's brother nick named "Lonely Willy" said he has been a homosexual since the age of sev...
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Funny story: Betelnutters paradise

Betelnutters paradise

Bangladeshis have always been a colony of betelnut addicts. 'My' extensive and 'paranormal' research studies show that betelnut sessions help the secretion of our brains opiates, drugging us often to the point of excitement or euphoria.
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Funny story: Death Takes Vacation In Hawaii

Death Takes Vacation In Hawaii

TOMBSTONE, NETHERVOID--(NECRO PRESS) "After being on the job, what looks like...Forever! I decided to take a break from all the doom & gloom and step out among the living to smell the flowers" says our even...
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Funny story: The Aisles of Paradise

The Aisles of Paradise

Once upon a time the church was the great meeting place, where the Scriptures were read to allow us to ponder the error of our ways and prepare to go forth and be better mortals. But now the church is fighting against dwindling attendances with the clergy stressing the need to become more socially relevant to start packing the pews again.
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Bubba 'Splains Why He Needs Them $500K Speech Gigs

Ex-Pres and intern-molester Clinton reveals why those talk-a-ripoffs gotta continue. Price inflation at the world-wide knocking shoppes he visits has sky rocketed. Bubba needs dough to plow and sow.
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