As reported earlier today in Afterlife Magazine, a staff medium successfully channeled the posthumous thoughts of Osama Bin Laden in a recent conversation with Elvis, where Bin Laden appears to be disappointed with his newly acquired bevy of virgins.
Bermuda - Recently the Red Cross went down to Bermuda to check on the status of the Gitmo Uighurs that President Obama sent down there for life. They felt it was important to make sure that no human rights abuses were occurring.
They discussed th...
Elton John's brother made a statement on national television that he is jealous of Saudi Arabian men because they have four wives in their marriage.
Elton John's brother nick named "Lonely Willy" said he has been a homosexual since the age of sev...
Bangladeshis have always been a colony of betelnut addicts. 'My' extensive and 'paranormal' research studies show that betelnut sessions help the secretion of our brains opiates, drugging us often to the point of excitement or euphoria.
TOMBSTONE, NETHERVOID--(NECRO PRESS) "After being on the job, what looks like...Forever! I decided to take a break from all the doom & gloom and step out among the living to smell the flowers" says our even...
Once upon a time the church was the great meeting place, where the Scriptures were read to allow us to ponder the error of our ways and prepare to go forth and be better mortals.
But now the church is fighting against dwindling attendances with the clergy stressing the need to become more socially relevant to start packing the pews again.
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
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F.B.I. Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
Scamatology TV Has Resulted in Flood of New Visits to Orgs
Jake Tapper's Plastic Surgery
United Airlines Sends Dog To Japan
Trump Blames Global Warming on Violent Video Games
Scores of Porn Stars Contact Trump's Lawyer for Payouts
Trump Excludes Golf Clubs from Steel and Aluminum Tariffs
In Retaliation for Putin's and Kim Jong Un's Videos, Trump Makes His Own Video
Jarad Kushner's Security Clearance Downgraded From Hush-Hush to Just Hush
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