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Paparazzi Distracted By Red Herring At Palace

Funny story: Paparazzi Distracted By Red Herring At Palace

A damage limitation excercise was mounted this morning after thousands of Paparazzi were noticed outside a Royal Prince's bedroom at Ferguson Palace. Royal advisors were known to have have subsequently met with the Duke of Edinburgh to explain the l...

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Scientists are setting world clocks according to nip slips and celebrity skin

The long standing method of using the Atomic clocks to set the world time pieces has been replaced by Kardashian sitings and other wardrobe malfunctions. Scientists at T.I.M.E, The Institue for Meaningless Entertainment, have concluded that the ti...

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Alec Baldwin Is Being Sued By A Member of The Paparazzi For $7.3 Million

Funny story: Alec Baldwin Is Being Sued By A Member of The Paparazzi For $7.3 Million

NEW YORK CITY - Well Alec Baldwin, AKA The Out-of-Control Thespian, has just received word that he is being sued. Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that Baldwin, who is one of the nation's most hated actors, is alleged to have pushed a female reporter...

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Joan Rivers Says Alec Baldwin Is Nothing But A Whining Brat Just Like Justin Bieber

Funny story: Joan Rivers Says Alec Baldwin Is Nothing But A Whining Brat Just Like Justin Bieber

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers, who is known as The Queen of Mean, recently told Larry King that she is tired of hearing about the whining brat known as Alec Baldwin always complaining about the paparazzi. Rivers said that the paparazzi made Baldwin...

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Kanye West Upset That His Popularity Is Going Down While Kim Kardashian's Is Going Up

Funny story: Kanye West Upset That His Popularity Is Going Down While Kim Kardashian's Is Going Up

BEVERLY HILLS - Kanye "The Pest" West, as country music artist Toby Keith calls him, is said to be in a state of depressed depression. West has just learned that The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has confirmed that since June 1, 2013, his popu...

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Paris Hilton's Erotically Revealing Upskirt Shot Was Staged

Funny story: Paris Hilton's Erotically Revealing Upskirt Shot Was Staged

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton recently told a friend that she was going to have to do something to get herself back on the front pages of the Tinsel Town publications and celebrity news programs. So she and an old high school girlfriend identified...

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Britney Spears Upskirt Shot Causes Quite a Stir At The La Brea Tar Pits

Funny story: Britney Spears Upskirt Shot Causes Quite a Stir At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA - There is probably no celebrity in Hollywood who knows how to work an upskirt shot any better than Britney Spears. Bedroom Pillow Talk's Gazebo Serengeti, who has covered Spears for many years, reports that when it comes to getting out of...

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The Shocking Truth About Lady Gaga's Erogenous Zones

Funny story: The Shocking Truth About Lady Gaga's Erogenous Zones

NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Lady Gaga says that the singer is really upset and does not know who to turn to. The "Born This Way" singer is very concerned at the fact that for some unknown reason her erogenous zones are not working the way th...

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William to sue French mag yet again: Kate's boobs are much bigger he says.

Funny story: William to sue French mag yet again: Kate's boobs are much bigger he says.

Prince William is barking mad because he says that the breasts of his wife, the former Kate Middleton, now known as the Duchess of Cambridge, are much larger than on the photos in the French magazine. Our Buckingham Palace source, who wishes to re...

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Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy

Funny story: Duchess of Cambridge shows public her tits and pussy

In a break from tradition, and in order to not have to rely on the paparazzi taking unofficial photographs, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, has gone public herself with previously unpublished photographs of her tits and pussy. Prince William, the...

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Palace mole tipped-off paps in topless Kate pics brouhaha

Funny story: Palace mole tipped-off paps in topless Kate pics brouhaha

London - A secret 'Mr 20%' is raking in the moolah as more flesh-flash Kate shots are published this weekend. His SMS texts - as seen by QM-NewsCorpse reporters - tipped off long lens paps in the Luberon last week. And now the sender has been I...

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Kate's Breasts Could Kick Start Your Day Too

Funny story: Kate's Breasts Could Kick Start Your Day Too

Following the inevitable global exposure of the future Queen of England's pert breasts by the French paparazzi, Buckingham Palace has gone on the offensive and has threatened legal action against any party who publishes the offending photos, or who u...

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Kate Middleton furore - More nakedness exposed

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge (Catherine Elizabeth "Kate"; Middleton; born 9 January 1982) the the wife of Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, and a member of the British Royal Family, second in line to the thrones of the 16 Commonwealth realms is...

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Paps Snap Paps

Funny story: Paps Snap Paps

The publication of topless photographs of the Duchess of York, or wherever, has caused widespread anger from the Royal family and breast enthusiasts everywhere. French magazine Closer have apparently published paparazzi photographs of the Princess...

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WTF 'Charlotte Church: hole cut in bedsheet by photographers' in Leveson inquiry?

Funny story: WTF 'Charlotte Church: hole cut in bedsheet by photographers' in Leveson inquiry?

London - Mixed messages and poor audio equipment were blamed at the Leveson inquiry in London today. Rolling coverage into media ethics (sic) erupted into mayhem amid reports of misheard remarks by Ms Charlotte Church. The Welsh siren and singi...

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Nina Dobrev Talks About Ian Somerhalder's 'Rack Rubbing' At Redondo Beach

Funny story: Nina Dobrev Talks About Ian Somerhalder's 'Rack Rubbing' At Redondo Beach

HOLLYWOOD - One of Tinsel Town's happiest and most popular couples is Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder. The two stars of The Vampire Diaries are just the complete opposite of some of the hip hop couples who seem to relish arguing and carrying on in...

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Mystery Blonde heads back to England to meet up with Chicharito in Manchester

Funny story: Mystery Blonde heads back to England to meet up with Chicharito in Manchester

Photographer and journalist Ivor Lenson was, yesterday, distraught at the the thought that he would be forced to abandon his 'mission' to discover the identity of the Mystery Blonde. Walking along the sidewalk towards the park in Niagara-on-the-La...

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Rio Ferdinand denies he papped Pippa as was reported in the News of the World

Funny story: Rio Ferdinand denies he papped Pippa as was reported in the News of the World

Rio Ferdinand is livid this morning after reading a story in the 'soon to be gone' News of the World. He didn't buy the paper but it was shown to him by a neighbour. He is so angry that the journalist in question twisted around what really did h...

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