LONDON - Well there is good news and bad news from Camp Biebs. The good news is that he showed up on time for his concert at London's O2 Arena.
The bad news is that while he was jumping around all over the stage he got tangled up and tripped on th...
Jason Russell, the co-founder of the 'Invisible Children' charity behind the "Kony 2012" video that went viral on youtube, is set to launch a sister charity called 'Invisible Underpants' and release a video about the embarrassing phenomenon of disapp...
The world of haberdashery was left stunned last night as a small one man business in London's fashionable Spitalfields district brought out a range of gentleman's underpants which they claim turn the wearer from a shy retiring loner into an outgoing gadabout with an entire wealth of friends and a little black book crammed full of phone numbers from admiring members of the opposite sex.
The garm...
A woman named Carol Jones has written a pamphlet in which she describes in intricate detail her trousers.
Over the course of the 32-pages, Carol tries to explain to the public why she wears such a silly pair of pants.
"When I married my husband...
The Lord Mayor of Nowhere was left red faced today after his trousers fell down during an educational seminar he was giving to a group of 8 year old schoolchildren.
The gaffe occurred as 56 year old Colin Cocksure, who is definitely NOT on the sex...
This is a quandary that the Unemployed struggle with almost on a daily basis. The truth is if you have nowhere to go and no one expects anything of you, why put on pants? Why not lounge around in your underwear/pajamas all day since let's face it: no one is going to see you to judge your most deplorable state of undress.
Now, there are some people who will tell you, "You should put on some pa...
"Pants Day" in freezing New York needed a lot of very brave and loony participants today as New Yorkers dropped their pants or left them at home to "bare" the ice-cold temperatures.
The subways full of commuters without their pants on was certainl...
Abdulmutallab was on Northwest Flight 253 approaching Detroit's Metropolitan Airport when he gets a strong enough urge to use the airline's toilet for a full 20 minutes. Back from the loo he announces that he has an upset stomach and is seen pulling...
Simon Cowells trousers have reportedly filed for divorce in what is set to become the costliest divorce in history.
In a press release by the trousers agents, the trousers have expressed their regret, but said that relations between them and the '...
The fashion industry is in turmoil following a designer's admission that he introduced the current trend of Harem Pants as a joke. The pants, which have a baggy seat, a dropped crutch and tight, shin-length legs have been seen on catwalks and in fas...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Levi Tripp walks with a limp, but that is due to a previous affectation. Now he's suing the pants off B. Street Clothing to the tune of 1.3 million dollars. Tripp was crossing the street with two armloads of groceries when the...
Following the tragic death of a Maldon pensioner in a freak incontinence pants conflagration, the gov't today acted with new regulations effective immediately.
Under the: Pants Incontinence Safety, Security Order Fire/Frost provisions of the 2008...
According to Buck Dink Elmore's friends, family, co-workers, The House of Crabs Restaurant coffee-drinkers, casual acquaintances, people at stoplights, salesmen at the door as well as a growing number of other local customers, waiters and waitresses,...
"Brothers should pull up their pants," President Elect Barack Obama said when asked about laws being passed to outlaw sagging pants.
I respectfully disagree, Obie One. I rather see young men busy trying to keep their pants up, their colorful underwear showing, than cracks showing over low slung jeans.
We long ago crossed the line of decency. Slut is in. What does President Obama think...
CTS. The Silent Killer! - Unspoken of for too long, an insidious killer lurks in our midst. A silent affliction, mainly affecting older men, it gradually overwhelms, so slowly yet so comfortably that the victim is blissfully unaware of his own impend...
Hillary Clinton has confirmed that she will wear the pants in the White House if she gets elected.
Some critics...well mostly me...ok only me say that there are certain relations between HPOOTP (Ootp that is so funny I shit myself everytime I hear that...oh crap well that's what's in my pants right now) between Harry Potter Five and the Exorcism of Emily Rose the scene in Harry Potter Five where Harry Potter (Pothead) is possed by he who smells (Barry Trotter Series by Michael Gerber) a...
Streets of Sunset (Some guy) - "I took 1500 shots of myself last night.." laments paparazzo Hunter S. Flash. "But I just couldn't get myself to drop my pants, bend over and shoot, and send it to Women's Day as Johnny Depp's ass. He's not that hairy."...