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Funny story:  Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston To Star In "The Polar Vortex That Devoured Boston"

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston To Star In "The Polar Vortex That Devoured Boston"

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that former husband and wife Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston will soon be starring in the TouchRock Pictures production of The Polar Vortex That Devoured Boston. The movie will be directed and produced...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Collapses After Tripping On The Crotch of His Pants

Justin Bieber Collapses After Tripping On The Crotch of His Pants

LONDON - Well there is good news and bad news from Camp Biebs. The good news is that he showed up on time for his concert at London's O2 Arena. The bad news is that while he was jumping around all over the stage he got tangled up and tripped on th...
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Funny story:  Invisible Children Co-Founder Suffers Invisible Underpants Embarrassment

Invisible Children Co-Founder Suffers Invisible Underpants Embarrassment

Jason Russell, the co-founder of the 'Invisible Children' charity behind the "Kony 2012" video that went viral on youtube, is set to launch a sister charity called 'Invisible Underpants' and release a video about the embarrassing phenomenon of disapp...
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Funny story:  Woman Describes Her Trousers

Woman Describes Her Trousers

A woman named Carol Jones has written a pamphlet in which she describes in intricate detail her trousers. Over the course of the 32-pages, Carol tries to explain to the public why she wears such a silly pair of pants. "When I married my husband...
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Funny story:  Mayor embarrassed as trousers fall down

Mayor embarrassed as trousers fall down

The Lord Mayor of Nowhere was left red faced today after his trousers fell down during an educational seminar he was giving to a group of 8 year old schoolchildren. The gaffe occurred as 56 year old Colin Cocksure, who is definitely NOT on the sex...
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Funny story:  Unemployment: To wear pants or not to wear pants?

Unemployment: To wear pants or not to wear pants?

This is a quandary that the Unemployed struggle with almost on a daily basis. The truth is if you have nowhere to go and no one expects anything of you, why put on pants? Why not lounge around in your underwear/pajamas all day since let's face it: no one is going to see you to judge your most deplorable state of undress. Now, there are some people who will tell you, "You should put on some pa...
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Funny story:  "Pants Day" in New York leaves some "Big Apples and Bananas" freezing!

"Pants Day" in New York leaves some "Big Apples and Bananas" freezing!

"Pants Day" in freezing New York needed a lot of very brave and loony participants today as New Yorkers dropped their pants or left them at home to "bare" the ice-cold temperatures. The subways full of commuters without their pants on was certainl...
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Funny story:  Man Attempts to Blow-up Plane! Succeeds Only To Set His Pants on Fire

Man Attempts to Blow-up Plane! Succeeds Only To Set His Pants on Fire

Abdulmutallab was on Northwest Flight 253 approaching Detroit's Metropolitan Airport when he gets a strong enough urge to use the airline's toilet for a full 20 minutes. Back from the loo he announces that he has an upset stomach and is seen pulling...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowells trousers file for divorce

Simon Cowells trousers file for divorce

Simon Cowells trousers have reportedly filed for divorce in what is set to become the costliest divorce in history. In a press release by the trousers agents, the trousers have expressed their regret, but said that relations between them and the '...
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Funny story:  Harem Pants - it was only a joke says designer

Harem Pants - it was only a joke says designer

The fashion industry is in turmoil following a designer's admission that he introduced the current trend of Harem Pants as a joke. The pants, which have a baggy seat, a dropped crutch and tight, shin-length legs have been seen on catwalks and in fas...
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Funny story:  "Pants Suits" in Fashion

"Pants Suits" in Fashion

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Levi Tripp walks with a limp, but that is due to a previous affectation. Now he's suing the pants off B. Street Clothing to the tune of 1.3 million dollars. Tripp was crossing the street with two armloads of groceries when the...
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Funny story:  Gov't acts after freak pants fire tragedy

Gov't acts after freak pants fire tragedy

Following the tragic death of a Maldon pensioner in a freak incontinence pants conflagration, the gov't today acted with new regulations effective immediately. Under the: Pants Incontinence Safety, Security Order Fire/Frost provisions of the 2008...
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Funny story:  Former Lardass Shows Old Pants To Everyone

Former Lardass Shows Old Pants To Everyone

According to Buck Dink Elmore's friends, family, co-workers, The House of Crabs Restaurant coffee-drinkers, casual acquaintances, people at stoplights, salesmen at the door as well as a growing number of other local customers, waiters and waitresses,...
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Funny story:  Brothers Should Pull up Their Pants

Brothers Should Pull up Their Pants

"Brothers should pull up their pants," President Elect Barack Obama said when asked about laws being passed to outlaw sagging pants. I respectfully disagree, Obie One. I rather see young men busy trying to keep their pants up, their colorful underwear showing, than cracks showing over low slung jeans. We long ago crossed the line of decency. Slut is in. What does President Obama think...
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Funny story:  CTS:  The new Sars or Y2K?

CTS: The new Sars or Y2K?

CTS. The Silent Killer! - Unspoken of for too long, an insidious killer lurks in our midst. A silent affliction, mainly affecting older men, it gradually overwhelms, so slowly yet so comfortably that the victim is blissfully unaware of his own impend...
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Funny story:  Pants for Hillary - and none for Bill

Pants for Hillary - and none for Bill

Hillary Clinton has confirmed that she will wear the pants in the White House if she gets elected.
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Funny story:  Harry Potter related to Emily Rose

Harry Potter related to Emily Rose

Some critics...well mostly me...ok only me say that there are certain relations between HPOOTP (Ootp that is so funny I shit myself everytime I hear that...oh crap well that's what's in my pants right now) between Harry Potter Five and the Exorcism of Emily Rose the scene in Harry Potter Five where Harry Potter (Pothead) is possed by he who smells (Barry Trotter Series by Michael Gerber) a...
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Funny story:  Paparazzi Shoots Himself...Talks about it

Paparazzi Shoots Himself...Talks about it

Streets of Sunset (Some guy) - "I took 1500 shots of myself last night.." laments paparazzo Hunter S. Flash. "But I just couldn't get myself to drop my pants, bend over and shoot, and send it to Women's Day as Johnny Depp's ass. He's not that hairy."...
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