With all the new cuddly pandas springing up in zoos and in the wild, people are wondering what they taste like. So at the Duon Gevafuk restaurant in Mainland China, they have begun conjuring recipes and sauces to commemorate this special occasion.
"Thank Heaven for Little Girls," Maurice Chevalier sang in the background recently when it was announced at Zoo Atlanta that the panda twins born in July, once thought to be male, are female. Blimey!
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Residents in Glasgow have been warned to be on the look out for the two Chinese Pandas that have been loaned to Glasgow Zoo in order for them to mate and produce baby pandas. According to the zoo owners, the pandas escaped their enclosure and are on...
For those of us who are tired of the inbred blue-blood look that kind of reminds those of us on the other side of the pond of a Deliverance movie with robes and crowns, which kind of might be the same as a New Orleans French Quarter party, we all wel...
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