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Funny story: BOY Pandas Think Pink, Turn Out To Be GIRLS

BOY Pandas Think Pink, Turn Out To Be GIRLS

"Thank Heaven for Little Girls," Maurice Chevalier sang in the background recently when it was announced at Zoo Atlanta that the panda twins born in July, once thought to be male, are female. Blimey! As reported in Oh, boy! Atlanta zoo finds ou...
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Funny story: Pandas escape from Glasgow Zoo and go on a rampage

Pandas escape from Glasgow Zoo and go on a rampage

Residents in Glasgow have been warned to be on the look out for the two Chinese Pandas that have been loaned to Glasgow Zoo in order for them to mate and produce baby pandas. According to the zoo owners, the pandas escaped their enclosure and are on...
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Funny story: British Royals Cheer the Newly Arrived Pandas, Thank goodness for New Blood

British Royals Cheer the Newly Arrived Pandas, Thank goodness for New Blood

For those of us who are tired of the inbred blue-blood look that kind of reminds those of us on the other side of the pond of a Deliverance movie with robes and crowns, which kind of might be the same as a New Orleans French Quarter party, we all wel...
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