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Funny story: Roth Buys EVERY SINGLE ONE of George W. Bush's Paintings

Roth Buys EVERY SINGLE ONE of George W. Bush's Paintings

Naperville, IL Illinois businessman Joseph Roth has bought at auction every last thing that George W. Bush has ever drawn. He has also insisted that Mr. Bush give him first crack at anything else he paints or draws. Mr. Roth might be remembered...
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Funny story: George Zimmerman Offers New Artwork On eBay

George Zimmerman Offers New Artwork On eBay

George Zimmerman, of course, was found not guilty in the shooting death of Treyvon Martin. The not guilty verdict was mainly due to Florida's "Stand Your Ground" laws, The laws virtually allow anyone to shoot anyone at anytime. 2 weeks ago Zi...
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Funny story: Tony Blair says new portrait is the "Spitting Image" of himself

Tony Blair says new portrait is the "Spitting Image" of himself

The new portrait of the "Spitting Image" puppet of Tony Blair unveiled in the National Portrait Gallery this morning is considered a masterpiece of Alexander Adamson's work. Ralph Harris, whose portrait of the Spitting Image puppet of The Queen...
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Funny story: Chimp Wins Art Contest, Hires Lawyer

Chimp Wins Art Contest, Hires Lawyer

No sooner was it announced that Brent, a 37-year-old Louisiana chimp, had won first prize in a chimpanzee art contest (read about it here on TheGuardian.com website) than the chimp called a lawyer to complain that the sanctuary where he lived would b...
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Funny story: Erotic art

Erotic art

Erotic art is an excuse, in the form of sketches, paintings, sculptures, and other media, to show naked people, many of whom are depicted as engaging in "erotic" (a codeword for sexual) activities. Although some people try to distinguish between erotic art and pornography, no argument for such a distinction has ever been generally accepted, and most people agree that one person's erotic art is ano...
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Funny story: Banksy unveils art installation made of his own shit

Banksy unveils art installation made of his own shit

Controversial street artist Banksy has unveiled an 8ft wall painting of a masturbating baby made entirely of his own shit. The piece entitled "Waaaaa Waaaaa Wanky" which is the first of seven excrement-based pieces Banksy intends to produce; will...
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Funny story: Florida Woman Finds Painting Worth Nothing!

Florida Woman Finds Painting Worth Nothing!

A 72 year Florida woman made the purchase of a lifetime recently when she bought a rare painting that could fetch as much as three hundred cents at auction.The painting is one of only six known in existence and the lucky lady found the treasure at a...
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Funny story: Lucian Freud's dealer says he's dead

Lucian Freud's dealer says he's dead

London - Described variously as Lucian Fraud's dealer and/or weed man Mr William Acquavella said today the great artist had died. Speaking to reporters from the Emin Evening Argos the New Yorker confirmed Fraud had died at home in his sleep yester...
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Funny story: Absinthe Return Promises French Art Boom

Absinthe Return Promises French Art Boom

News that absinthe is to go on sale again in France has excited art dealers and gallery curators. The green, anise-flavoured spirit contains the chemical thujone, which supposedly gives it mind-altering properties. It was banned in 1915 when it wa...
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Funny story: Archaeologists Discover Cave Paintings Are Just Early Men's Room Graffiti

Archaeologists Discover Cave Paintings Are Just Early Men's Room Graffiti

Archaeologists studying cave paintings in a dig in France have translated one set that has caused a shift in scientific thought. While once thought to portray a sense of history, they now think that cave paintings are just early graffiti. Dr. Cly...
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Funny story: New Study Reveals the Eyes of Mona Lisa Have Hidden Messages

New Study Reveals the Eyes of Mona Lisa Have Hidden Messages

A group of forensic scientists have found small print in the iris of the eyes of The Mona Lisa the classic painting by Leonardo Da Vinci. It had long been thought the Mona Lisa may have hidden messages that told where the Arc of the Covenant is hi...
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Funny story: The Queen Shows Her Knowledge Of Horse Paintings

The Queen Shows Her Knowledge Of Horse Paintings

The Queen was in Saudi Arabia today, where she met the King of Arabia who showed her his vast collection of paintings of horses. The Queen impressed all observers greatly by showing how much she knows about horsey art. She exclaimed her delight up...
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Funny story: Previously unknown Lowry picture found in Salford Attic

Previously unknown Lowry picture found in Salford Attic

A couple from Salford are celebrating as a painting they found in their attic was recently authenticated as the last picture ever painted by L.S. Lowry, and has been valued at a staggering twelve million pounds. "We were staggered, we were, weren...
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Funny story: A Pitcher Paints a Thousand Words

A Pitcher Paints a Thousand Words

The local art community has gone wild - but enough about the outbreak of Mad Cow Disease at the local art gallery. Today, the community has been stunned by the talents of local Grimwich Town baseball player Kevin Arsepipe, who learned to write us...
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Funny story: Art Historians Discover Picasso's Strange Paintings Were Of Arkansas Family

Art Historians Discover Picasso's Strange Paintings Were Of Arkansas Family

Art Historians with the New York Museum of Modern Art have discovered that the strange, almost alien looking paintings of the late Pablo Picasso were not any sort of impressionism or abstract or of any other style. They were, in fact, portraits of a...
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Funny story: Postmodern Painting Sells for 5.12m

Postmodern Painting Sells for 5.12m

New York - Today marked a huge step forward in the postmodern art community. During a silent auction, the well respected and widely popular postmodern painting "Anguish" sold for just over 5 million USD.
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Funny story: Spirit Of Picasso Is Alive And Well Living In A Jar Of Tesco Peanut Butter In Bognor

Spirit Of Picasso Is Alive And Well Living In A Jar Of Tesco Peanut Butter In Bognor

Gerald Briggs from Bognor has caused a sensation by claiming that his jar of peanut butter is possessed by the spirit of Pablo Picasso.
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Funny story: Van Gough Haunts Dai's Toothbrush

Van Gough Haunts Dai's Toothbrush

A man from Cardiff has tonight made the astonishing claim that his toothbrush is haunted by the ghost of Van Gough.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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