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Watching Paint Dry New Baby Boomer Habit

Funny story: Watching Paint Dry New Baby Boomer Habit

Streaming entertainment has been the buzzword (well, buzzwords) for the past few years as media conglomerates battle each other for content and access to the consumer. Recent studies have shown that millenials spend 2000% more time watching movies o...

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White House to be Pink House

Funny story: White House to be Pink House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House announced today that in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month this coming October, the White House will be painted pink. According to press secretary, Joanna Rosholm, Mrs. Obama made the decision after conferrin...

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Los Angeles Declares War On Graffiti

Funny story: Los Angeles Declares War On Graffiti

LOS ANGELES - The Lost Angeles Police Department has just announced its War on Graffiti program. An LAPD spokesperson, Harry Watkinfaust stated that this vandalistic act of tagging buildings, houses, and even automobiles is going to be stopped.

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Isle of Wight News - Ryde Pier is still green after St Patrick's Day

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Ryde Pier is still green after St Patrick's Day

On March 17th, Ryde Council painted Ryde pier bright green to celebrate St Patrick's day. "Sadly," said Pat Saint, councillor for Ryde and District, "Patrick's day fell on a Sunday this year, and the council painters refused to work on a Sunday. W...

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Tartan Paint is finally invented

It's been a well-known practical joke for years now, someone is asked to fetch a list of products which don't exist and they fall for it because in the spur of the moment the items sound quite believable. Examples of products people might be asked fo...

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White Cliffs of Dover To Be Repainted!

Funny story: White Cliffs of Dover To Be Repainted!

For the first time in over fifty years England's famous White Cliffs of Dover are to be repainted. Matt white was used when the cliffs were last given a fresh lick of paint, as part of the 1951 Festival of Britain celebrations, but this time, just fo...

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Homoeopathic paint cures colour blindness

Funny story: Homoeopathic paint cures colour blindness

Pseudo Sciences have developed a new formulation paint that has been shown in clinical trials to cure colour blindness. The new paint, available in any colour, is used like ordinary paint and comes in both matt and gloss. "We take common dyes...

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Man banned from bus because he was carrying a tin of tartan paint

Funny story: Man banned from bus because he was carrying a tin of tartan paint

Brian Weekly was banned from boarding his local bus in Paignton because he was carrying a tin of tartan paint. The bus driver told Brian he could not travel on the bus with a tin of tartan paint because it was against company policy. Mr Weekly...

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Beef scam exposed

Funny story: Beef scam exposed

Inspectors have raided 22 butchers shops across the city after an investigative report in The Pig Truth revealed how some are using red paint to give frozen beef a fresh look. Punk clothed officers from the Paint and Environmental Department colle...

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P.E.T.A. To Sue Rebuplican Party

Funny story: P.E.T.A. To Sue Rebuplican Party

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Another famous American figure has found himself in the middle of another political controversy. Big Al, the long time figure of the Republican Party has agreed with P.E.T.A. to file a lawsuit against the party.

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Britney Spears is NOT the Paint to My Canvas

It happened. I finally got recognized from my humble Vlog, Ed-E-torial. It was kind of flattering, but also kind of scary in a Robert Bardo/Rebecca Schaeffer kind of way. I, like Rebecca, really don't need a bodyguard. However, there might just be that one loon, who slips between the cracks or shoots through the screen door as it were.

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