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Funny story: Pentagon pain ray to be deployed at London 2012 Olympics

Pentagon pain ray to be deployed at London 2012 Olympics

London - One zap at the gonads and any future chances of fatherhood rapidly diminish to approximately 100/1. Today's unveiling aboard HMS Ocean confirms the Pentagon's legendary sonic blaster will be deployed during the Games to keep the peace.
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