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Funny story: Campaign to Strip Savile of Name

Campaign to Strip Savile of Name

A campaign launches today to posthumously strip warped paedo Jimmy Savile of his name - and members of the public are urged to take part. The founders of the campaign believe that Savile should not be remembered as Jimmy Savile. They are instead c...
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Funny story: Joey Barton Twitter attack on Gary Glitter

Joey Barton Twitter attack on Gary Glitter

A war of tweets has broken out after Joey Barton claimed a Twitter account belonging to pop paedophile Gary Glitter should be given a red card. @Joey7Barton called Gary Glitter a #wrongun and a #diddlediddler and said that the unverified account w...
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Funny story: Row over Amazon sales of paedophile advice guide

Row over Amazon sales of paedophile advice guide

The BBC reports that Amazon, the online shopping shop, has just withdrawn "The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-lover's Code of Conduct" following complaints and threats to boycott the site. The author, listed as Philip R Greaves II...
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Funny story: All schools to shut down in effort to outfox paedo's

All schools to shut down in effort to outfox paedo's

All schools, nurseries, day care centres and crèches are to be closed, never to be reopened according to a government source. Trials in America have shown that stopping children and young people from gathering have stymied efforts by paedophiles...
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Funny story: Five Paedophile Suspects Arrested in Pretend Pope Plot

Five Paedophile Suspects Arrested in Pretend Pope Plot

Believers say "It's a miracle!" as Pope appears in Five Places at Once but Vigilant Police Soon Smell a Rat. Five alleged members of a paedophile ring are in custody today as police uncovered a plot to drive around in public dressed as the Pope in...
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Funny story: Pied Piper Paedophile: 130 Dead

Pied Piper Paedophile: 130 Dead

A sick paedophile has today been accused of the horrific rape and murder of 130 children. The man in question, aged 35 from Hamelin, is said to have lured the children aged 8 and under away from their homes by the use of a supposed "magic pipe."...
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Funny story: New Canadian 3D Speed Bump Outside Junior School Increases the Accident Rate but is a Massive hit with Kiddie-Fiddlers.

New Canadian 3D Speed Bump Outside Junior School Increases the Accident Rate but is a Massive hit with Kiddie-Fiddlers.

School Gates Clogged as Optical Illusion Draws Spectators from Miles Around. An elementary school in West Vancouver has caused a sensation after painting the illusion of a little girl chasing a ball in the middle of the street outside. The paintin...
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Funny story: Brit rubbish collectors could all be paedophiles or Granny rapists!

Brit rubbish collectors could all be paedophiles or Granny rapists!

Rubbish collectors in the UK have come under suspicion and must now undergo criminal record testing because they collect peoples personal rubbish including the neighbours discarded kiddy porno magazines? The UK public lives in panic and fear of p...
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Funny story: Public Outcry As Jon Venables Only Gets Two Years For Child Porn Offences

Public Outcry As Jon Venables Only Gets Two Years For Child Porn Offences

There was an outcry in the UK today as child-killer Jon Venables was sentenced to a mere two years in prison after pleading guilty to downloading and distributing indecent images of children - including the rape of an eight year old girl. Venables...
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Funny story: Paedophile priests - theological dilemma 'cracked'

Paedophile priests - theological dilemma 'cracked'

Pope Benedict XVI announced today that senior scholars at the Vatican had 'cracked' the theological dilemma presented by paedophile priests. The dilemma exists because "Our lord, in his revelations to Moses, forgot to mention that sex with minors...
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Funny story: Missing paedophile found safe and well

Missing paedophile found safe and well

Residents in a small town in England breathed a huge sigh of relief today as a local paedophile was found after he had gone missing for a week. The inhabitants of Little Commonsense in Essex had become concerned after the resident nonce had not ap...
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Funny story: Female paedophile wins custody of her child

Female paedophile wins custody of her child

Further demonstrating their lack of a grasp on reality, a family court ruled yesterday that nursery nurse Diana Taken should be awarded sole custody of her 6 year old son, Stephen. Ms Taken was convicted last week at the Old Bailey of sexually ab...
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Funny story: Pope to Pedophile Priests: Eat More Fish

Pope to Pedophile Priests: Eat More Fish

Vatican - It appears that Pope Benedict XVI has had an epiphany with regards to the sex scandal that has continued to plague the Catholic Church-lack of fish in a priest's diet can lead to inappropriate sexual behavior toward young men. The Pope h...
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Funny story: Paedo Vanessa George Keeping Schtum

Paedo Vanessa George Keeping Schtum

Paedo nursery assistant Vanessa George, who took explicit pictures of children in her care and posted them on the internet, continues to refuse to identify her victims, callously giving concerned parents no closure. This reporter has tirelessly pe...
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Funny story: Beatles Pedophile Songs Banned by RIAA

Beatles Pedophile Songs Banned by RIAA

Several early Beatles hits have been banned from the airwaves, download music sources and music store shelfs for promoting sex with underage girls, according to a press release from the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA). Among the B...
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Funny story: Pope Canonizes Michael Jackson, Names Him Patron Saint of Pedophiles

Pope Canonizes Michael Jackson, Names Him Patron Saint of Pedophiles

In an announcement from Rome this morning, Pope Benedict announced that he has canonized Michael Jackson. Saint Jacko, as he shall be commonly known, shall be the patron saint of pedophiles (also spelled paedophiles) and Catholic priests. Addit...
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Funny story: Catholic Priests Set To Penetrate Western Youth With "I-Mass"

Catholic Priests Set To Penetrate Western Youth With "I-Mass"

The hierarchy of the Catholic Church is worried. They need deeper penetration of the world's youth. They have a powerful need to get deep inside the young people of today, and plant the seed of Jesus inside them. It is urgent. "We're going to give them a WELT," says the Vatican. Although the Church counts its flock in the hundreds of millions, numbers in developed, white, important countries...
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Funny story: Paedophiles to be deported from Earth

Paedophiles to be deported from Earth

Soham, England - Child protection agencies have come up with a new scheme to stop paedophilia for good. All paedos, once committed of an offence, will be deported from the UK. And, since no other country will take them in, they will be asked to...
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Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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