A campaign launches today to posthumously strip warped paedo Jimmy Savile of his name - and members of the public are urged to take part.
The founders of the campaign believe that Savile should not be remembered as Jimmy Savile. They are instead c...
A war of tweets has broken out after Joey Barton claimed a Twitter account belonging to pop paedophile Gary Glitter should be given a red card.
@Joey7Barton called Gary Glitter a #wrongun and a #diddlediddler and said that the unverified account w...
The BBC reports that Amazon, the online shopping shop, has just withdrawn "The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-lover's Code of Conduct" following complaints and threats to boycott the site.
The author, listed as Philip R Greaves II...
All schools, nurseries, day care centres and crèches are to be closed, never to be reopened according to a government source.
Trials in America have shown that stopping children and young people from gathering have stymied efforts by paedophiles...
Believers say "It's a miracle!" as Pope appears in Five Places at Once but Vigilant Police Soon Smell a Rat.
Five alleged members of a paedophile ring are in custody today as police uncovered a plot to drive around in public dressed as the Pope in...
A sick paedophile has today been accused of the horrific rape and murder of 130 children.
The man in question, aged 35 from Hamelin, is said to have lured the children aged 8 and under away from their homes by the use of a supposed "magic pipe."...
School Gates Clogged as Optical Illusion Draws Spectators from Miles Around.
An elementary school in West Vancouver has caused a sensation after painting the illusion of a little girl chasing a ball in the middle of the street outside. The paintin...
Rubbish collectors in the UK have come under suspicion and must now undergo criminal record testing because they collect peoples personal rubbish including the neighbours discarded kiddy porno magazines?
The UK public lives in panic and fear of p...
There was an outcry in the UK today as child-killer Jon Venables was sentenced to a mere two years in prison after pleading guilty to downloading and distributing indecent images of children - including the rape of an eight year old girl.
Venables...
Pope Benedict XVI announced today that senior scholars at the Vatican had 'cracked' the theological dilemma presented by paedophile priests.
The dilemma exists because "Our lord, in his revelations to Moses, forgot to mention that sex with minors...
Residents in a small town in England breathed a huge sigh of relief today as a local paedophile was found after he had gone missing for a week.
The inhabitants of Little Commonsense in Essex had become concerned after the resident nonce had not ap...
Further demonstrating their lack of a grasp on reality, a family court ruled yesterday that nursery nurse Diana Taken should be awarded sole custody of her 6 year old son, Stephen.
Ms Taken was convicted last week at the Old Bailey of sexually ab...
Vatican - It appears that Pope Benedict XVI has had an epiphany with regards to the sex scandal that has continued to plague the Catholic Church-lack of fish in a priest's diet can lead to inappropriate sexual behavior toward young men.
The Pope h...
Paedo nursery assistant Vanessa George, who took explicit pictures of children in her care and posted them on the internet, continues to refuse to identify her victims, callously giving concerned parents no closure.
This reporter has tirelessly pe...
Several early Beatles hits have been banned from the airwaves, download music sources and music store shelfs for promoting sex with underage girls, according to a press release from the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA).
Among the B...
In an announcement from Rome this morning, Pope Benedict announced that he has canonized Michael Jackson. Saint Jacko, as he shall be commonly known, shall be the patron saint of pedophiles (also spelled paedophiles) and Catholic priests.
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The hierarchy of the Catholic Church is worried. They need deeper penetration of the world's youth. They have a powerful need to get deep inside the young people of today, and plant the seed of Jesus inside them. It is urgent.
"We're going to give them a WELT," says the Vatican.
Although the Church counts its flock in the hundreds of millions, numbers in developed, white, important countries...
Soham, England - Child protection agencies have come up with a new scheme to stop paedophilia for good.
All paedos, once committed of an offence, will be deported from the UK. And, since no other country will take them in, they will be asked to...