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Plain cigarette packaging will help people addicted to fonts

British MPs have voted to introduce plain packaging to all cigarettes sold in the UK by 2016, in an attempt to cut down on font addiction. "It's a growing problem," said one typographer. "Thanks to the internet, it's easier than ever for kids to g...

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Sweetcorn reclassified as a packaging material

Funny story: Sweetcorn reclassified as a packaging material

Many nutritionists have known that the day would come when sweetcorn was eventually removed from the Official Food List. "It has the nutritional value of a plastic carrier bag," said Gillian McKeef, nutritionist to the stars. "I'd rather eat rabbi...

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British Government's Anti-Obesity Measures Revealed!

Funny story: British Government's Anti-Obesity Measures Revealed!

Tougher action is to be taken by the government to tackle the problem of obesity in Britain. Removing unnecessary packaging from unhealthy junk foods by the supermarkets, part of the governments determined efforts to see a significant reduction in Br...

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Scientists new study reveals we are all in danger if we eat packaged or canned goods, which can cause cancer, obesity and heart problems.

Funny story: Scientists new study reveals we are all in danger if we eat packaged or canned goods, which can cause cancer, obesity and heart problems.

Some Scientists have been studying the materials used in food and beverage packaging and have discovered some disturbing facts. Certain chemical additives used in the packaging of food and beverages, including plastics and cans, have been found to be substances which can be harmful to our health. Side effects can include, obesity, heart problems and even certain cancers, to name but a few.

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Chocolate bars reach critical mass

Funny story: Chocolate bars reach critical mass

The humble branded sweet and chocolate bar, available from your local shop, thanks to a combination of monetary inflation and pure greed on the part of the manufacturer, has now reached critical mass to the extent that they are being sold as empty ba...

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