Syrian Border, Middle East - The renegades' drone program took a sinister twist today after a heavily kitted out ostrich was captured by Iraqi farces complete with bomb vest, surveillance camera and GPS tracker ahead of a covert suicide mission.
A hippo, trapped in a swimming pool in South Africa was actually their secret weapon for the Olympics! Unfortunately it got trapped before the Olympics begun and the South African authorities just could not remove the poor thing in time!
Thousands of anxious parents are awaiting news concerning the fate of the 56,735 children who were secretly barbecued by the ostrich community in Southern Russia after their UFO crash landed on June 18th.
The ostriches, who obviously knew their Lo...
(Somewhere in Siberia) - While production continues on the movie that is being called the "Ishtar" of it's day, speculation is already abuzz regarding a sequel.
Despite a grueling shooting schedule, Montezuma's revenge and multiple food poisonings...
It was close to evening time on Tuesday, in the city of Gloucester, England, when the first liver transplant by an ostrich was done.
The ostrich, referred to affectionately as Damien, was groomed to be a surgeon since he was born. "I took care o...
One of the United Kingdom's finest character actors was shocked yesterday after having been viciously savaged by a large ostrich and left with a singed ear.
Estados Unidos (El Sol de Tijuana) - Futbol y nacimiento buenos dias pescado. Con cerveza locales la American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) gracias de nada hombre. El Congreso liquado con huevo noticia manifestaciones los antiinmigrantes ilegal.
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