The Government have, this morning, unveiled plans to raise billions of pounds to support the fragile economy. It was widely expected that they were to introduce an increase in VAT, but in a shock, and massively controversial, move, Government spokesp...
Orgasmic sensations are no healthier than non-orgasmic experiences, such as heavy petting or routine fore-play.
Professor Tom Peeping and his team of intrepid observers, from Clitoral College, claim that orgasmic induction methods cause more harm...
New York, NY--Going on Facebook is becoming a sex act for many adults. About 10% of the population has had a spontaneous orgasm while viewing the popular social website. Psychiatrists aren't sure why, but think it may have something to do with how...
The contents of a private diary bought at a boot sale in Yorkshire provide further evidence that Test Cricket can be a huge aphrodisiac.
The journals of Fanny Old, Vice President of the Eccles Women's Institute, record in graphic detail her sexua...
It had to happen one day, Manchester United's WAGs found a way to earn extra spending money by selling some of their 'bedroom secrets' to a reporter.
Players' names weren't mentioned for obvious reasons, but the players in question will recognize...
Say-Shells - A cliched twist on the old 'Did the earth move for you, darlin?' is rattling the newlyweds, a tremor-watch conspiracy site said today.
The royal pair's Seychelles honeymoon isle 'could see a massive tidal surge this weekend' TinFoilH...
'It pains me to implement the cut on orgasms' announced Chancellor of the exchequer George Osborne 'but we have to do something about the deficit and this seems the best way to go about it.'
Shock waves swept through the beds of half the nation. Deidre Marmaduke could swear the earth moved when she reached her climax but then she realised that just at the moment of ecstasy a sudden shock left h...
Spain - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Are Spain's teenage lefties brain-dead morons for publishing a voting video promoting simulated orgasm techniques?
Spoof News' man-in-the-polling-cubicle has investigated reported hand jobs linked to the Catatoni...
Spanish politicians have criticized a video by the Young Socialists in Catalonia in which a woman simulates a 'protracted' orgasm while casting her vote.
Politicians from all the major parties in the country have attacked the video campaign saying...
Psychologist Heinrich von Stroodle of Vienna, Austria has just published his latest research findings in the World Health Organization Journal of Modern Medicine (WHOJMM) that suggest that multiple orgasms by as many humans as humanly possible in the...
It's no laughing matter for sufferers of Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome - a condition, which as its name suggests, leaves sufferers of the condition in a constant state of sexual arousal.
A bit like a junkyard dog with two dicks.
Sufferers...
An earthquake victim in Haiti admitted that she felt the earth move during the earthquake, but says that it was not due to a sexual encounter.
Marie DuBois said something nearly incomprehensible in French, that was translated as "I felt the grou...
SAN DIEGO, California - Researchers have long known that sex can be fun, that people who have sex often tend to live longer, healthier lives, and that sexually active men have healthier sperm.
What researchers did not know is that the collection o...
Police in the UK are to get lessons from a top hypnotist according to reports. Thousands of pounds of taxpayers' money will be spent to send policemen for training with Tom Silver, "TV's favorite hypnotist".
Public outcry
There is an outcry abo...
A woman who orgasms 300 times per day has at last found her ideal partner according to today's News of the Screws.
The Queen of come
When Michelle Thomson say she's coming she doesn't mean shell be right along, she means, "wait five minutes whi...
Following an exhaustive seven year study by an international field of noted researchers and scientists, the pure act of sex was discovered to be the only real cure for the lack of sex.
Though many activities, dietary changes and drug substances we...
Dear Fr. Francois:
I've been married to my husband for nearly eleven years, and for the most part, I have been blessed with a wonderful, faithful, brilliant husband who has provided me with a marvelous home, more than enough mad money, time away from the children with my girlfriends; he loves my parents. In most respects he is the perfect husband.
My problem is that in matters of marital re...
(Vatican City, Vatican) Former Hitler Youth member Joseph Ratzinger, now better known as Pope Benedict XVI, proudly disclosed to the news media that he achieved his first orgasm last night after a late night swim with 26-year-old US Sister Mary McCon...