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Funny story: Republican Turned Democrat Lincoln Chaffe To Challenge Hilary Clinton For Democratic Presidential Nomination

Republican Turned Democrat Lincoln Chaffe To Challenge Hilary Clinton For Democratic Presidential Nomination

Providence, RI - Saying the last thing America needs after eight years of "having a black" in the White House is "a dumb broad who applauds herself when she walks out on stage and never blinks," Lincoln Chaffe of Rhode Island has declared his intenti...
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Funny story: Critics Blast Common Core Sex Education Standards For Emphasizing Technique

Critics Blast Common Core Sex Education Standards For Emphasizing Technique

Washington DC - The Obama Administration's education department has come under fire for re-writing the nation's sex education standards so that they emphasize technique. The new standards, summarized in a recent Department of Education press relea...
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Funny story: Pornographic Restaurant Apologies For Putting Ketchup in Launch Chambers of Mayonnaise Dispensers

Pornographic Restaurant Apologies For Putting Ketchup in Launch Chambers of Mayonnaise Dispensers

Los Angeles - A trendy restaurant that features "LA's Most Erotic Dining Experience" apologized to customers in a full page Los Angeles Times Ad Wednesday. "We deeply regret," the ad stated "and vow never to allow to happen ever again, the hideou...
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Funny story: Cyclist's seven week erection easily trumps woman's recent three hour orgasm say Irish doctors

Cyclist's seven week erection easily trumps woman's recent three hour orgasm say Irish doctors

Dublin, Ireland - Doctors at Dublin's world-famous Ear, Nose, Throat & Penis Hospital have successfully treated a man whose bicycle saddle 'accidentally interfered with him' causing a seven week erection and the destruction of his Lycra cycling p...
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Funny story: Man Hospitalized Following Three-Hour Orgasm

Man Hospitalized Following Three-Hour Orgasm

Local couple Dick and Kittie Cummings found themselves in a sticky situation early Saturday after a morning quickie went horribly wrong. "I reckoned he'd be kind of horny after two weeks at sea, but I wasn't expecting this", said a visibly bloated...
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Funny story: Three Hour Orgasm: Doctors, Hospitals, Dr. Oz Getting Thousands of Calls

Three Hour Orgasm: Doctors, Hospitals, Dr. Oz Getting Thousands of Calls

Medical centers of all types have been receiving thousands of calls from women over "Liz", the woman who had a three hour orgasm according to TV program and confirmed by doctors at hospital where she was taken for medical help. The callers want to...
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Funny story: Woman's Partner For Three Hour Orgasm Won't Comment on Any Details

Woman's Partner For Three Hour Orgasm Won't Comment on Any Details

The Seattle woman who had a three hour orgasm and wound up in the hospital emergency room says her partner probably won't say if he helped what had happened. "That's up to him. I don't think he did anything different. I only drank some wine as usu...
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Funny story: Woman Has Three-Hour Orgasm, Rushed to Hospital

Woman Has Three-Hour Orgasm, Rushed to Hospital

For one woman, a mind-blowing orgasm sent her to heaven, then through a lot of pain and after three hours, to the hospital emergency room in Seattle. The lady had just had sex with her partner, but well after he climbed off, Liz was hitting new p...
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Funny story: Woman Fakes Orgasm

Woman Fakes Orgasm

There were reports of unrest in Southeast Asia this morning after a woman is alleged to have faked an orgasm. The incident took place in the Thai capital of Bangkok during the early evening of Saturday, after a man and his girlfriend had sex in an...
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Funny story: The True Story of Marvel Comics' Dr. Doom

The True Story of Marvel Comics' Dr. Doom

Dr. Doom--his very name spells disaster. Not surprisingly, this gray-armored, green-robed, hoodie-clad supervillain remains one of Marvel Comics' most popular bad guys ever--so popular, in fact, that he is often soon retired after appearing, for an issue of two, usually in The Fantastic Four, the comic book that showcased his origin, for fear that he will eclipse the superheroes he fights. Not the...
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Funny story: Government proposal to tax orgasms

Government proposal to tax orgasms

The Government have, this morning, unveiled plans to raise billions of pounds to support the fragile economy. It was widely expected that they were to introduce an increase in VAT, but in a shock, and massively controversial, move, Government spokesp...
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Funny story: Doubts over benefits of going orgasmic

Doubts over benefits of going orgasmic

Orgasmic sensations are no healthier than non-orgasmic experiences, such as heavy petting or routine fore-play. Professor Tom Peeping and his team of intrepid observers, from Clitoral College, claim that orgasmic induction methods cause more harm...
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Funny story: Facebook Orgasms Very Common Say Psychiatrists

Facebook Orgasms Very Common Say Psychiatrists

New York, NY--Going on Facebook is becoming a sex act for many adults. About 10% of the population has had a spontaneous orgasm while viewing the popular social website. Psychiatrists aren't sure why, but think it may have something to do with how...
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Funny story: England Cricketer gave woman multiple orgasms

England Cricketer gave woman multiple orgasms

The contents of a private diary bought at a boot sale in Yorkshire provide further evidence that Test Cricket can be a huge aphrodisiac. The journals of Fanny Old, Vice President of the Eccles Women's Institute, record in graphic detail her sexua...
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Funny story: Football scandal grows as Man Utd WAGs reveal bedroom secrets

Football scandal grows as Man Utd WAGs reveal bedroom secrets

It had to happen one day, Manchester United's WAGs found a way to earn extra spending money by selling some of their 'bedroom secrets' to a reporter. Players' names weren't mentioned for obvious reasons, but the players in question will recognize...
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Funny story: 'Love, Honour and Fellate, Kate!' as Friday-the-13th tsunami fears hit Fregate honeymoon isle

'Love, Honour and Fellate, Kate!' as Friday-the-13th tsunami fears hit Fregate honeymoon isle

Say-Shells - A cliched twist on the old 'Did the earth move for you, darlin?' is rattling the newlyweds, a tremor-watch conspiracy site said today. The royal pair's Seychelles honeymoon isle 'could see a massive tidal surge this weekend' TinFoilH...
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Funny story: Orgasms Cut to Reduce Deficit

Orgasms Cut to Reduce Deficit

'It pains me to implement the cut on orgasms' announced Chancellor of the exchequer George Osborne 'but we have to do something about the deficit and this seems the best way to go about it.' Shock waves swept through the beds of half the nation. Deidre Marmaduke could swear the earth moved when she reached her climax but then she realised that just at the moment of ecstasy a sudden shock left h...
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Funny story: Catatonia Young Socialists' orgasms slammed

Catatonia Young Socialists' orgasms slammed

Spain - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Are Spain's teenage lefties brain-dead morons for publishing a voting video promoting simulated orgasm techniques? Spoof News' man-in-the-polling-cubicle has investigated reported hand jobs linked to the Catatoni...
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Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV

George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".
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