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Ross Kemp Goes Missing In Salford

Funny story: Ross Kemp Goes Missing In Salford

Ex East-Enders actor Ross 'The Real Deal' Kemp was reported missing today whilst filming another episode of Ross Kemp On Gangs in Salford. A distraught production assistant who declined to be named for fear of reprisals said: 'We tried to warn...

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800 Convicted Babies and Toddlers Released from Prisons After D.N.A. Tests

Funny story: 800 Convicted Babies and Toddlers Released from Prisons After D.N.A. Tests

An estimated 800 convicted babies, some of them up to 19 months old have been granted pardons after DNA tests proved some of them were not even born at the time the alleged crimes were comitted. Investigations by the Internal Affairs Department i...

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Donald Trump to Buy Church of Scientology

Funny story: Donald Trump to Buy Church of Scientology

New York, NY Donald Trump has announced that he has become a devotee of Scientology, auditing with his solid gold e-meter and expelling body thetans from his hair by the millions. "I absolutely love the Church of Scientology, what with all the c...

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Wall Street Banks' Financial Dealings Stump the Lord Almighty

Funny story: Wall Street Banks' Financial Dealings Stump the Lord Almighty

Dateline: NEW YORK--A cabal of Wall Street bankers runs a global crime syndicate that buys the regulators of their industry, rigs the rules of the market, and uses convoluted financial instruments and bogus mathematical models to siphon cash from the...

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Organized crime steps in to 'organize' the US government

Funny story: Organized crime steps in to 'organize' the US government

Howard Beach, Queens - Tired of seeing their criminal gains decline due to a shrinking economy and legislative indifference, the leading organized crime families in America have joined forces to take over the US government. "Youse won't be hearing...

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Scottish Police to Merge

Funny story: Scottish Police to Merge

The eight Scottish police forces are to merge over the next year to save administration costs. "This will allow us to save money," said stereotypical Scot and leader of the Scottish Parliament, Michael Moore. "Something all stereotypical Scots sho...

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Body of Jimmy Hoffa Found in Giant Stadium Demolition

Funny story: Body of Jimmy Hoffa Found in Giant Stadium Demolition

Jimmy Hoffa, the former union leader and mob boss who disappeared under mysterious circumstances, had been found. It was long believed that he was buried under Giant's Stadium (a.k.a. The Meadowlands), but no body was ever discovered. With the cu...

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The Goombalini Family Needs A Bailout

Funny story: The Goombalini Family Needs A Bailout

BROOKLYN - Salvatore "The Pizzaman" Goombalini, who is the head of the Goombalini Family, which is one of New York City's most infamous mob organizations has stated that the nation's economic crisis is literally killing his 'company.' Sal did apo...

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Clothing catalogue run by Triads

Funny story: Clothing catalogue run by Triads

A catalogue mail-order firm has today admitted that its popular home shopping catalogue is in fact run by the Triads and is a window for organised crime and people trafficking. Catalogue manager, Salo Return, made this astonishing revelation in po...

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New Bugsy Malone film

A film catching up on the Bugsy Malone story is being planned. Set seventy years later, the film sees Malone as an East End London gangster with a variety of henchmen.

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Scooterino Libbinni Squeals:"It's A Set-Up!

Funny story: Scooterino Libbinni Squeals:"It's A Set-Up!

You could almost hear the mandolin play as Scooterino Libbini violated the code of silence in the mob family trial of the former consiglieri of the Bushfoono crime organization. Libbini sang like a Sicilian canary as he accused Bushfoono higher-ups o...

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Jeb mourns return to disorganised crime

Funny story: Jeb mourns return to disorganised crime

Florida - (Ass Mess): Tallahassee has-been and Presidential younger brother Jeb Bush is reportedly one big saddo tonight after leaving office for the last time to pick up the pieces of his former career of running disorganised crime cartels on behalf...

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