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Funny story: Lungs 'made to order'. Order yours NOW. You snooze - you lose.

Lungs 'made to order'. Order yours NOW. You snooze - you lose.

Researchers in Britain have announced that they will soon be ready to make lungs 'to order'. Patients, instead of waiting on extremely long 'donor lists' hoping and praying for someone to die, so that they may live, will no longer have to wrestle wi...
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Funny story: SuBo and Whitney Houston Now Musically Conjoined After Historic Simultaneous Organ Transplants!

SuBo and Whitney Houston Now Musically Conjoined After Historic Simultaneous Organ Transplants!

The music and medical world were agog today after Indian Medical Practitioners announced a mind bending dual organ transplant involving two of the world's most fabled female singers. In a joint press conference, beamed world wide and live through...
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Funny story: Organ shortage solved via 'Day of Surgical Giving'

Organ shortage solved via 'Day of Surgical Giving'

Denver, CO - How can fifty-five uninsured people get insurance for free AND solve an organ shortage in Colorado? Fifty-five people without health insurance are going under the knife in a local butcher shop here, according to my source, the butcher...
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Funny story: Beijing Olympics hit by Organ Transplant Scandal

Beijing Olympics hit by Organ Transplant Scandal

The booming transplant industry involving organs harvested from executed convicts in Chinese prisons reached renewed scandalous proportions today with allegations that demand has far exceeded supply and the organs of convicted criminals are being rem...
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Funny story: Gordon backs 'organs for nursing care' scheme for pensioners

Gordon backs 'organs for nursing care' scheme for pensioners

Gordon brown announced today that "wholesale reforms" of the way we have to pay for our retirement. With the slow increase in living expenses over the next 30 years expected, as well as having to sell your house and all other worldly posses...
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Funny story: Big Brother is Terminal. Will Someone Donate a Heart?

Big Brother is Terminal. Will Someone Donate a Heart?

A new show from the makers of Big Brother, that will see a terminally ill person choose which of three people in need of a transplant gets a kidney, will probably, tragically, still attract viewers.
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Funny story: Arm and a leg earns early parole time in South Carolina

Arm and a leg earns early parole time in South Carolina

Greenville, South Carolina - (Ass Press): Prisoners donating an organ or limb to a State-run body parts donation program will be eligible for an immediate refund on their custodial tariffs according to a South Carolina state senate panel plea-bargain...
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Funny story: Tory organ donors influence Party's top 12 greatest icons

Tory organ donors influence Party's top 12 greatest icons

Hellfire Club HQ, London - (Ass Mess): The Conservative Party's Euro-Septic stink tank has finally published the names of the iconic influences which have shaped its modern political strategy in the UK today. And top of the list are the Yorkshir...
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Funny story: Miss USA Tara Conner Donates Organs To Child, Who Demands Crown

Miss USA Tara Conner Donates Organs To Child, Who Demands Crown

NEW YORK, December 28, Reuters - Renegade Miss USA Tara Conner announced today that she has donated organs to a child in exchange for yet another chance to retain her crown.
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