HARFOLD, Vt. - Scientists at Harfold State College have come to some very different conclusions than their colleagues at the University of Oregon as to what a piece of 13,000 year-old poop means to the history of North America.
"Our Oregonian coll...
Ashland, OR - At a press conference in this California-Oregon border town, Western governors announced a tri-state compact, the Prisons Going to Pot Initiative, transforming state correctional facilities into marijuana cultivation and processing cent...
Mohamed Osman Mohamud, was arrested Friday for attempting to detonate a fake van bomb at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony in Oregan.
Mohamud had been under surveillance for 5 months by the FBI when the government was tipped off that he intended...
PORTLAND-- Taking their cue from Ashton Kutcher, the FBI staged an elaborate prank on a Corvallis, OR teenager who thought he was part of a Jihadist plot to kill Christmas.
Mohamed Osman Mohamud, 19, a Somali-born U.S. citizen, mistakenly believed...
A teenager has been arrested in the US state of Oregon after allegedly plotting to carry out a car bomb attack at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony, potentially killing over 500 people. However, FBI had intercepted the bomb and stopped the attack.
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Mike Thornes - Mobile (Burger-flipper) - "See! It's them moosulems. They want to attack of freedoms! All of them moosulems! I...
The blinding speed of the University of Oregon's top-ranked football team will again be on display this weekend when they play Southern California.
The conventional wisdom is that the key to Oregon's success is a fast offense. So fast, in fact, t...
PORTLAND, Oregon - Reports coming out of northern Oregon state that several employees with the Ashburn and Greta Dalrymple Lumberjack Company have come down with a case that local doctors are calling Pine Flu.
Slayter Hiddenlake supervisor with th...
Washington President Bush today managed to grab for himself part of the media attention surrounding the tentative bi-partisan agreement on the so-called bailout plan by explaining to the gathered Washington press corps just how he intends to finance...
An Arbor, Michigan - Not to belittle Appalachian State's accomplishment last week in upsetting the highly touted Michigan Wolverines, but the Oregon Ducks would like a vote for "Humiliating" the Wolverines. Actually they spanked them si...
Eugene, OR - The University of Oregon is making a ripple this week in the PAC-10 pond. Due to insistent pressure from the school's alumni association, the university has funded a commission to select a new mascot for the school's many sports...
Lois Chapman, of Tilamook, Oregon thought all of her computer problems would be over when she bought her new system, but she was wrong.
PORTLAND, OR --- Oregon Aryans are done being spiteful, self-absorbed hate mongers, at least according to Ed Krappler, Oregon's chief of the American Nazi Party (NSM). And to prove it, Krappler says, all Oregon Nazis will only do good deeds from...
West Linn, Oregon.:> Fed up with long lines of spoiled greedy children, long hours, and no smoke breaks, department store Santas all over the world have organized a massive job walk-off protest.