Good news this morning in that the International Space Station has quit moving away from it's regular orbit around the earth.
"We still have no idea what caused it to suddenly move out of it's orbit away from the earth", stated NASA spokesman Alfr...
After two American astronauts talked live to some members of the United States Bobsled Crew in Suchi Saturday, they have sent a message that they seem to be going out of orbit.
"It's like we are being pulled by some magnetic force", Astronaut Mike...
Scientists, among them John Holdren and Harold Keene, announced today that they now believe that the former planet Pluto is changing orbit.
"We didn't want to panic anyone and we could have been wrong but the planet or former planet, Pluto is slig...
Europe's new ATV orbital garbage and supply ship launched yesterday from French Guiana on an urgent mission to resupply the space station with toilet paper and a few more of those tasty little mints to place on bed pillows.
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