Showing:

Funny satire stories about opus dei

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Funny story: Madonna to Star in New Movie about Opus Dei Founder

Madonna to Star in New Movie about Opus Dei Founder

Pop tart Madonna, who has reportedly ditched Kabbalah and joined Opus Dei, announced that she will star in the sequel to "There Be Dragons," a movie released this Friday about Opus Dei founder Saint Josemaria Escriva. "I have always been fascinat...
View 'Madonna to Star in New Movie about Opus Dei Founder'
Funny story: OMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??

OMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??

Oslo - (Bird On A Wire Mess): "Our Cheryl's not exactly one for mortifying the flesh," Joan Callaghan's cleaning lady's Brazilian epilatrice commented today. "Maybe the tattoo's shambolic, like. Er, symbolic! Kinda Thigh Willy Be Dun crown of tho...
View 'OMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??'
Funny story: Monday's International Women's Day will topple evil Opus Day

Monday's International Women's Day will topple evil Opus Day

London - (Armageddinouttahere!): As the benefic planet Venus glides majestically into Aries, the Zodiac's sign of Spring, the stage set is for the downfall of the most evil patriarchal conspiracy since the invention of the Crucifiction and its Twelv...
View 'Monday's International Women's Day will topple evil Opus Day'
Funny story: Opus Dei 'thrilled' at success of Al Qaeda shopfront

Opus Dei 'thrilled' at success of Al Qaeda shopfront

Vatican Shitty - (God's Wanker Mess): The sinister self-flagellating cult's recent review of its Asian flag of convenience has been a runaway success. With over 90% of members of the public having swallowed its Al Qaeda rebranding the covert satan...
View 'Opus Dei 'thrilled' at success of Al Qaeda shopfront'
Funny story: Kerry Kennedy Cuomo, Opus Dei Stooge

Kerry Kennedy Cuomo, Opus Dei Stooge

New York - (Hook, Line & Sinker): She once named Archbishop Desmond Tutu, Elie Weasel (sic), the Dalai Lama and Nelson Mandela as her all-time heroes. The following week they were all nearly bankrupted following the collapse of Wall Street g...
View 'Kerry Kennedy Cuomo, Opus Dei Stooge'
Funny story: Madoff: Feds probe Opus Dei NY HQ

Madoff: Feds probe Opus Dei NY HQ

New York - (Mossad Mess): FBI investigators chasing Bernard Madoff's missing billions are poised to swoop on the Lexington Avenue HQ of notorious crystal meth-peddling satanic paedo cult Opus Dei. The move follows dramatic courtroom plea bargain...
View 'Madoff: Feds probe Opus Dei NY HQ'
Funny story: Monumentous astrological aspects for Chevron AGM 'Gunfight at the OK Corral' wannabes

Monumentous astrological aspects for Chevron AGM 'Gunfight at the OK Corral' wannabes

San Ramon, Ca - (Big Oil Mess): Wednesday spells Doomsday for Ecuadorean mobster conspirators Trillium Asshole Management in their sudden death shoot-out challenge at the Chevron AGM. The day's stupendous Jupiter-Neptune conjunction occurs at...
View 'Monumentous astrological aspects for Chevron AGM 'Gunfight at the OK Corral' wannabes'
Funny story: Madoff pawned Opus Dei ceremonial chalices suit alleges

Madoff pawned Opus Dei ceremonial chalices suit alleges

Off-the-Wailing-Wall Street, NY - (Armageddonouttahere Mess): Convicted Ponzi scamner Bernard Madoff is being sued by ultra wingnut TheoCon tossers Opus Dei who are alleging their priceless Holy Land ceremonial artefacts were lost to a TriBeCa pawnbr...
View 'Madoff pawned Opus Dei ceremonial chalices suit alleges'
Funny story: There's a bloody good reason for banning Catholics from the Throne Gorgon Brown is told

There's a bloody good reason for banning Catholics from the Throne Gorgon Brown is told

London - (Bloody Mary Mess): Buoyed by superb MI5 disinformation about the disgusting 'God's Banker' trial fiasco daftass Opus Dei pederasts are gobsmacked this weekend following the news that the centuries long ban on Catholics in the monarchy is se...
View 'There's a bloody good reason for banning Catholics from the Throne Gorgon Brown is told'
Funny story: Ehud Barak Obama picks Opus Dei lapdog Leon Pancetta for top CIA post

Ehud Barak Obama picks Opus Dei lapdog Leon Pancetta for top CIA post

Washington AC/DC - (Spanish Inquisition Mess): US President-Elect Ehud Barak Obama's choice of a Jesuit-payroll professor from California's Santa Clara University for the top CIA post has delighted Opus Dei. The sinister cover-up organization has...
View 'Ehud Barak Obama picks Opus Dei lapdog Leon Pancetta for top CIA post'
Funny story: Opus Dei plot to allow Catholics on the Throne

Opus Dei plot to allow Catholics on the Throne

London - (Ass Mess): In yet another totally crap idea the sinister Nazi cover-up cult Opus Dei is leaning on 10 Drowning Street to let Catholics sit on the Throne again. A campaign by ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair's personal father confessor Fr M...
View 'Opus Dei plot to allow Catholics on the Throne'
Funny story: Joe Biden, Opus Dei Harlot

Joe Biden, Opus Dei Harlot

Washington AC/DC: (Twin Towers Mess): Of all the sanctimonious, colluding, whitewashing, thirty pieces of silver grabbing, butter-wouldn't-melt-in-my-arse, cover-up bandits ever to slime their way into the Senate as bona fide Democtrats - ok, ok, ex...
View 'Joe Biden, Opus Dei Harlot'
Funny story: Dozens of Victoria Cross recipients hounded by Opus Dei rentboy Mosley

Dozens of Victoria Cross recipients hounded by Opus Dei rentboy Mosley

London - (Squalid Mess): Sinister self-flagellation nutters' club Opus Dei has its ass in a sling again.
View 'Dozens of Victoria Cross recipients hounded by Opus Dei rentboy Mosley'
Funny story: Radioactive cookery masterclass poisoning of UK top spook

Radioactive cookery masterclass poisoning of UK top spook

London - (God's Wanker Mess): A toxic whoremonger is the prime suspect behind an Alexander Litvinenko-syle radioactive cookery masterclass after the UK top spook Alex Allan was rushed to hospital.
View 'Radioactive cookery masterclass poisoning of UK top spook'
Funny story: Max Mosley Opus Dei cronies suspected in London paper's fascist party ad campaign

Max Mosley Opus Dei cronies suspected in London paper's fascist party ad campaign

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Cronies of Nazi S&M orgy fanatic Max Mosley are suspected to be behind a North London newspaper's acceptance of the British National Party's advertising material.
View 'Max Mosley Opus Dei cronies suspected in London paper's fascist party ad campaign'
Funny story: Opus Dei spring rite mistaken for Formula One CEO's Nazi-style orgy

Opus Dei spring rite mistaken for Formula One CEO's Nazi-style orgy

London - (Bare Ass Mess): Police raided a smart Chelsea condominium this weekend after a tip-off about a depraved Nazi-style s&m orgy at the home of Formula One chief Max Mosley, son of World War II fascist leader Oswald Mosley.
View 'Opus Dei spring rite mistaken for Formula One CEO's Nazi-style orgy'
Funny story: Opus Dei paranoia as cops probe murder of supermodel found in Seine

Opus Dei paranoia as cops probe murder of supermodel found in Seine

Paris - (Delusional Mess): Last week's discovery of the naked, decomposing body of Guinean supermodel Katoucha Niane has sent French Opus Dei apparatchiks screaming with paranoia.
View 'Opus Dei paranoia as cops probe murder of supermodel found in Seine'
Funny story: Opus Dei is Ratzinger's Gestapo: NATO report

Opus Dei is Ratzinger's Gestapo: NATO report

NATO HQ, Brussels - (Bad Ass Mess): NATO has likened the relationship between the Pope and Opus Dei to that of Hitler and the Gestapo.
View 'Opus Dei is Ratzinger's Gestapo: NATO report'

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Breaking News...

Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 1?

7 5 13 4


55 readers are online right now!

Go to top