In this age of visualization and positive thinking, the bright side of things has gotten more attention than ever – and, in its own words, is getting a little tired of being looked at all the time.
"Honestly, sometimes the constant focus on me get...
I just received a beautiful card from a lady here on my computer. It wished me to have a beautiful and rewarding day. What a wonderful gesture, and to receive it first thing in the morning with her heart-felt well-wishes for my day sent chills up and down my spine.
Just who are the people that make up these fairy-god-mother greeting cards AND, just what the fuck are they smoking? Can I get som...
They say there are three kinds of people. They also say there are five kinds of people, two kinds of people, ten kinds of people and pi kinds of people; there are actually seven billion kinds of people. The latest output from the bakery attached to t...
Following David Cameron's passionate pleas at the Tory Conference, party leaders have come up with a way to instil 'can-do optimism' and 'bulldog spirit' into the British people: by re-enacting the Blitz.
In order to achieve the Government's targe...
Losers around the world are waking up today to the sad realization that regardless of what they've been told in school and the workplace, the win-win scenario just doesn't exist. "It's a ploy," said Winton Gardensalad from Montauk, NY. "I played alon...
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