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Canada Wants to Build a Wall Separating Ontario From Michigan

Funny story: Canada Wants to Build a Wall Separating Ontario From Michigan

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced today that a wall would be built in Windsor, along the border with Detroit. "We don't understand why people would even question our wall! We have gun-toting DETROIT right acr...

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Embattled Toronto Mayor to go on one-way trip to Mars?

Funny story: Embattled Toronto Mayor to go on one-way trip to Mars?

TORONTO-Members of the Toronto City Council and the premier of the province of Ontario have made scandal-ridden Toronto mayor Rob Ford an offer they hope he will not be able to refuse-a chance to go on a one-way trip to the planet Mars, sources close...

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Mystery Blonde as elusive as ever in Niagara Falls, Canada

Funny story: Mystery Blonde as elusive as ever in Niagara Falls, Canada

John Smith, of Scarborough, England, had not quite finished his dessert in the revolving restaurant atop the Skylon Tower, overlooking the Horseshoe Falls at Niagara Falls, Canada, when he saw the Mystery Blonde stand to leave her table. He had, e...

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Ontarians protest outside Queen's Park, Toronto

Funny story: Ontarians protest outside Queen's Park, Toronto

Canadian's living in Ontario, are livid at the way their Government wastes money. They protested on the lawns at Queen's Park today, though lawns were covered in snow, they were all wrapped up for the below zero temperature and wind chill factor.

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Now 43, Justin Bieber Reflects on Life & Career

Funny story: Now 43, Justin Bieber Reflects on Life & Career

Rolling Stone, April 24, 2037 -- The spring air was crisp, but pleasant outside of Justin Bieber's unlikely summer home located out on the swamps of Louisiana. "I enjoy this time of year," the Stratford, Ontario, native says, "because the weather...

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Michigan Yooper Lost in Canada and in Translation

Funny story: Michigan Yooper Lost in Canada and in Translation

A 27 year old man from Escanaba, Michigan was rescued yesterday after being lost in the Canadian wilderness, 100 miles north of Sudbury, Ontario. O.P.P. officers found the man stranded on the side of a two lane highway, locked and shivering in the...

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Ontario Teachers turning to Catholicism in order to 'land' a teaching job

Funny story: Ontario Teachers turning to Catholicism in order to 'land' a teaching job

There is no 'shortage' of qualified teachers in Ontario. Quite the opposite in fact. There are so many new teachers looking for their first teaching contract that hundreds (if not thousands) are willing to do 'anything' in order to 'get' that first...

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Ontario Premier Applauds HPV Vaccine, 'Anti-Slut' Vaccine In Works

Funny story: Ontario Premier Applauds HPV Vaccine, 'Anti-Slut' Vaccine In Works

Crosby, Ontario - Today marked another day of accolades as Ontario Premier Dalton McGuinty addressed an assembled crowd at the International Plowing Match in Crosby Ontario as part of his electoral campaign efforts. The crowd hushed as Prem...

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Dog Arrested for Having Sex with a Man

Funny story: Dog Arrested for Having Sex with a Man

ONTARIO, California (AP) A 10-year-old Rottweiler was arrested after neighbors reported seeing the dog sexually assaulting his owner, Ubaldo Vasquez Huizar, 39.

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