Receptionist (R): Hello.
Customer(C): Hello, I want to see the doctor.
R: No, sorry, you must have the wrong number.
C: Sorry, I'll hang up.
Phone rings again.
C: Hello. Can I see the doctor?
R: How can I help you?
C: You said it was the wrong number just now.
R: Ah. That's our new rigorous customer interface. It sorts out the serious from the t...
Ageing icon, female heart throb , and famous contract bridge player Omar Sharif played the final card on his gutsy 7 No Trump Bid to become the new President of Egypt as a breathless world looked on in amazement!
With his beloved country in dis...
Another 'bomb shell' White House shocker as Obama retrenches for the coming two year battle with Republicans announcing that Robert Glibb (sic) will be promoted to the Chicago Command & Control Center in anticipation of the run up to the 2012 Pr...
Stereotypes are protesting at the gates of all the major Hollywood studios.
Beverley Hills - (Rotters): A Beverly Hills Superior Court judge has ordered Fanny Girl movie star Omar Sharif to attend a petulant actors' brat camp for thirty days following a 'stupid Mexican' jibe at a parking attendant who didn't...
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