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Funny story:  Iran Announces: Here Comes The Grandmother of All Oil Spills

Iran Announces: Here Comes The Grandmother of All Oil Spills

TEHRAN, Iran - A highly personal in-house memorandum between Iran's Ayatollah Abdul Musaweewee Abacus, 67, to Ayatollah Ali Mohammad Open-Sesame, Jr., 71, has been intercepted by CIA operatives and forwarded to President Obama via FedEx. The extre...
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Funny story:  Heather Mills Rumoured To Be Captain Of Somali Pirate Ship

Heather Mills Rumoured To Be Captain Of Somali Pirate Ship

The captain of the Somali pirate ship that has taken control of the Saudi supertanker, Sirius, together with its 2million barrels of crude oil, is rumoured to be none other than Heather Mills, the ex-wife of Beatle Sir Paul McCartney. Mills, who t...
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Funny story:  Rocker David Cook revealed to be Ringleader of  Somali Pirates

Rocker David Cook revealed to be Ringleader of Somali Pirates

Mogadishu, Somalia - Last evening joint British and American naval ships rescued the Saudi oil tanker held by a gang of Somali pirates. The oil tanker had been over taken by pirates off the coast of Africa this week and held for high ransom. The tank...
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Funny story:  Jersey Horror Dig Strikes Oil

Jersey Horror Dig Strikes Oil

Police and forensic scientists digging at the site of the Jersey Children's Home Murder Mystery, haven't yet found any further evidence of foul play, but have instead struck oil.
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Funny story:  Californians fed up with rising gasoline prices throw "Boston Tea Party" by dumping oil into San Francisco Bay; authorities calling it theft gone awry

Californians fed up with rising gasoline prices throw "Boston Tea Party" by dumping oil into San Francisco Bay; authorities calling it theft gone awry

San Francisco, California - Apparently, fed up with the high price of gasoline, a group of desperate Californians boarded an oil tanker in the San Francisco Bay to protest the raising prices of gasoline and rolled a few barrels of oil overboard. Boar...
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Funny story:  Russian oil tanker disaster: Putin blames razor clams

Russian oil tanker disaster: Putin blames razor clams

Black Sea - (Disaster Mess): President Vladimir Putin has blamed an infestation of mating Ukrainian razor clams for the sinking of four Russian ships including an oil tanker which split in half during a heavy storm last night.
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Funny story:  VECO standing by for yet another Exxon Valdez disaster as tanker runs aground off NYC

VECO standing by for yet another Exxon Valdez disaster as tanker runs aground off NYC

New York - (Ass Mess): Oil industry graft specialist VECO was standing by for an emergency clean-up operation opportunity today as the New York Port Authority and Coast Guard were placed on maximum alert for yet another potential Exxon Valdez disater...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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