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Up The Buses! - Part 13D.

Funny story: Up The Buses! - Part 13D.

How dare you! You have been away again! Where have you been? Continued from Up The Buses! - Part 13C. Up The Buses! - Part 13C. FLASHBACK to previous dynamic episodes that you MAY have so shamefully missed, to get you ALL up to speed! BIG-BUSTY CLIPPIE: "So the first ever Local and District Bus Traction Brothel Tour will undoubtedly be the social event of the year! I wouldn't m...

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Up The Buses! - Part 13C.

Funny story: Up The Buses! - Part 13C.

Where have you been, you have been away, what's your problem? Continued from Up The Buses! - Part 13B. Up The Buses! - Part 13B." Flashback to previous episodes that you MAY have so disgracefully missed, to get you ALL up to speed! BLAKEY: (talking to himself) "I must not get worked up. I hate Butler, but I must not get worked up! I must be jovial and kind at all times today to take...

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Direct line of descent from the Puritans, through the Victorians, to the current Politically Correct Thought Police.

Funny story: Direct line of descent from the Puritans, through the Victorians, to the current Politically Correct Thought Police.

Witch Hunt, London: England is in the grip of a 'hunt' to route out those who think "women don't know the offside rule". In a matter of a few days, the nation is in the grip of a crusade to ensure that, those 'creatures' who can't cook in the kitch...

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New Offside Rule Declared Racist

Sepp Bloater announced yesterday that a variation to the controversial 'offside' rule is to be introduced with a view of making more accurate decisions. Bloater said,'Due to the significant rise in the number of black centre forwards we feel the r...

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Offside Law Rolled Out Nationwide

Funny story: Offside Law Rolled Out Nationwide

Today is a historic day in British history, as the offside law makes a gigantic leap from the football field into the life of every unsuspecting citizen. Having been trialled in supermarkets earlier this year, the new "public offside rule" is set...

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Football To Abandon Offside Rule

Funny story: Football To Abandon Offside Rule

In what will be the most radical shake-up in the sport since Thierry Henry invented the legal handball, FIFA have confirmed that they intend to abolish the offside rule. The plan is to make the game a more entertaining spectacle. Rumours that Sam All...

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