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Mila Kunis Is Having Ashton Kutcher's Baby - An Angry Demi Moore Says She Hopes Kunis Has Octuplets

Funny story: Mila Kunis Is Having Ashton Kutcher's Baby - An Angry Demi Moore Says She Hopes Kunis Has Octuplets

HOLLYWOOD - Mila Kunis told reporters that now that she is pregnant with Ashton Kutcher's baby there isn't any woman in the good old USA who is more happier than her. She said that after a year of her boyfriend Ashton having to fight his bitter br...

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Nadya Suleman Gigglingly Admits That She Finally Has A Boyfriend

Funny story: Nadya Suleman Gigglingly Admits That She Finally Has A Boyfriend

LOS ANGELES - Nadya Suleman, better known as "OctoMom" is reported to be walking on Cloud 9. The 36-year-old mother of 14, including octuplets, recently confided to her hair stylist that she has finally found herself a boyfriend. When she was a...

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Octuplets: Eight is enough--Sibling rivalry already begun

Funny story: Octuplets: Eight is enough--Sibling rivalry already begun

HARFOLD, Vt. - Although the octuplets born to a mother in Vermont are doing "very, very well" and breathing on their own, the Denton clan is rife with sibling rivalry. While mother Nora Denton (31) recuperates in Harfold Regional Hospital, she mus...

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Mariah Carey Rumoured to be Pregnant With Octuplets!

Funny story: Mariah Carey Rumoured to be Pregnant With Octuplets!

BEVERLY HILLS - It has been announced that the well-endowed songstress Mariah Carey is, as they say in Holland, impregnated. The wife of America's Got Talent host Nick "The Candlestick" Cannon has apparently not told her husband as of yet, but she...

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OctuMom and Jon Gosselin To Star In 'Jon and Octy Plus 22'

Funny story: OctuMom and Jon Gosselin To Star In 'Jon and Octy Plus 22'

LOS ANGELES - In a move that surprised even Larry King, OctuMom and Jon Gosselin have announced that they have just signed a deal with the brand new Stimulus Program Network to star in a new reality show called Jon and Octy Plus 22. OctuMom, Nadya...

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Kat-Jack To Sue Octomom!

Funny story: Kat-Jack To Sue Octomom!

LOS ANGELES, CA., USA Citing the fact that she believes Octomom's octuplets were conceived using eggs donated by the mother of the late King of Pop Michael Jackon's fourth child and egg donor for little "Blanket" Jackson, Jackson's mother today file...

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Jon of "Jon and Kate Plus 8" Dating OctuMom

Funny story: Jon of "Jon and Kate Plus 8" Dating OctuMom

LA HABRA, California - It is official 32-year-old Jon Gosselin of the reality show, Jon and Kate Plus 8 has admitted that he is dating none other than OctuMom. Gosselin said that he just got fed up with the way that his wife was treating him. She...

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Octuplets Mom To Wrestle Sextuplets Mom

Funny story: Octuplets Mom To Wrestle Sextuplets Mom

DALLAS - ESPN has just signed the mother of octuplets to wrestle the mother of sextuplets in a regulation wrestling match. The wrestling match will take place in Dallas' StagecoachDome and is being billed as "The Battle of The Multiple-Birth Mothe...

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OctuMom To Marry Joaquin Phoenix

Funny story: OctuMom To Marry Joaquin Phoenix

LA HABRA, California - Actor, singer, lousy talk show guest Joaquin Phoenix asked OctuMom to marry him and she said yes. A very reliable inside source said that Phoenix, 34, reportedly asked "Octy" to marry him when they went out on their Mother's...

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After tattoo, OctoMom installs ceiling mirror over her bed

Funny story: After tattoo, OctoMom installs ceiling mirror over her bed

Los Angeles, California - OctoMom just had a ceiling mirror installed over her bed so she watch herself breastfeed her babies. "It's the only way I keep an eye on all my babies, all at the same time while I'm breastfeeding them," said OctoMom, while...

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Octomum has 100th Child!

Funny story: Octomum has 100th Child!

Octomom, the mother of 14 children, has just announced that she is now pregnant with 86 babies. They are due to be delivered in early July. Octomom had this to say "I am overjoyed to be expecting these babies and I can not wait for them to arrive...

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As Swine Flu spreads, OctoMom still wants kids to have piggy for a pet?

Funny story: As Swine Flu spreads, OctoMom still wants kids to have piggy for a pet?

Los Angeles, California - Consistent in her denial that she does not regret her decision to exercise the selective reduction (abortion) option her pediatrician presented to her early in her pregnancy, OctoMom says she is still going ahead with her pl...

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Octomom Reveals Plan to Support Kids

A source close to Octomom revealed her plans to support her eight children: a reality TV series! "That was the plan all along, she just didn't want to tell anyone, especially the sperm donor. Octomom is obsessed with Angelina Jolie and wants to pr...

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OctoMom's audition DVD for possible Reality TV Show does not go so well

Funny story: OctoMom's audition DVD for possible Reality TV Show does not go so well

Babies On Board Zone -- Setting up a digital camera on a tripod in her living room to record her own audition DVD to shop around to Reality TV producers, OctoMom takes her seat in her Lazy Boy recliner armchair with all eight of her new born babies s...

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Oprah to Give Octomum Her Own Show

Funny story: Oprah to Give Octomum Her Own Show

Chigago - Media mogul Oprah Winfrey threw a giant media party on the weekend at McCormick Place to celebrate The Octomum being the latest television celebrity to join her media empire. The Octomum will star in her own daytime television show calle...

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Madonna Says She Finds OctuMom Sexy As Hell

Funny story: Madonna Says She Finds OctuMom Sexy As Hell

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna fresh from divorcing Guy Ritchie and dating A-Rod, and a teenage Brazilian male model revealed to ABC's Barbara Walters that she finds OctuMom positively sexy. Madonna said that the mother of 14 has the most sensuously erot...

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NASA To Send OctuMom Up To The Space Station

Funny story: NASA To Send OctuMom Up To The Space Station

SACRAMENTO, California - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger faced with the ever-looming possibility that his state could go bankrupt has decided to make an emergency state govermental decision. The governor has recently been in talks with several high...

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UK's voyeuristic Jade Goody saga to be followed by "Octu-Mom S.I.D.S. Watch" Reality TV show

Funny story: UK's voyeuristic Jade Goody saga to be followed by "Octu-Mom S.I.D.S. Watch" Reality TV show

London, England - Promising to be just as controversial, if not at least as tasteless, the UK's TV channel "Living" that brought you everything Jade Goody (including the three-part series of the Jade Goody cancer saga) has just signed a deal with Oct...

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