A new study recently published by the Joint Center for Nutrition and Oceanics recently reported that people aren't eating nearly enough seaweed.
“It's alarming,” stated JCNO Director John Griebel. “We'd assumed that most Americans were consuming s...
SACRAMENTO - There is talk coming out of the state's capital that there is a strong possibility that the California Senate may move to place a ban on tuna fish.
A spokesperson for the state commented that recent reports put out by The Amalgamated...
Scientists are discovering more and more strange creatures in the depths of the ocean, many with stranger than fiction lifestyles.
The burning bush crab in the Pacific Ocean makes all sorts of unintelligible noises and falls over its own feet when it tries to walk, and has evolved so that it has to choke on its own food to digest it. Its diet is a mixture of pretzel fish and coca leaves and aqu...
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