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Funny story: I Have Nothing to Write Today

I Have Nothing to Write Today

An alarm clock sits next to my bed, pushed to the far corner of the night stand and out of convenient reach but no matter, there is never a need to set it. For some reason the brain seems to rise completely on its own at 5:00 AM every day whether or not the rest of the body is ready to crawl out from the warmth and protection of a 20 year old faded and tattered quilt. The basics followed. R...
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Funny story: London Beer Microbrewer Considers Buyout Offer from Heinekin

London Beer Microbrewer Considers Buyout Offer from Heinekin

Suburban London brewer Alistair Skoobing, famous for his specialty blended beers, is reportedly entertaining the acceptance of an attractive purchase agreement from European brewing giant, Heinekin. Winning multiple microbrew categories at compe...
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Funny story: Several Arrests Made at the Oasis Bar & Grille, Ft. Lauderdale

Several Arrests Made at the Oasis Bar & Grille, Ft. Lauderdale

Local bar-restaurant famous for its micro-brewed "Skoob Lagers" and weekly Fried Haggis-on-a-Stick specials, was at the center of several Disturbing the Peace complaints this past Wednesday, resulting in 12 arrests. Apparently stemming from a bar...
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Funny story: Rowdy Spoof Karoake Night Ends in Arrests Amidst Claims of Inciting Racial Unrest!

Rowdy Spoof Karoake Night Ends in Arrests Amidst Claims of Inciting Racial Unrest!

Chaos reigned at the New Oasis Bar & Grill last night during the weekly Karoake contest when passer's by were outraged over performances deemed "racist and insensitive' by the slightly inebriated contestants. The newly formed 'Manchester Sensi...
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