Ready-peeled nut companies will have to include the shells of the nuts in their bags from September this year following a ruling by the EU in Brussels. It comes as part of the EU's concerted efforts to see a significant reduction in the numbers of ob...
It seems that people who suck "nuts", hetero and gay are expected to live longer than non-suckers.
Scientists have been testing guinea pigs and discovered that the one's who suck small amounts every day are in less risk of getting cancer, heart di...
A Toronto police officer is expected to be sentence to daily rape and beatings, after pleading guilty to Threatening Bodily Harm after telling a handcuffed suspect that he would taser him in an uncomfortable place. They're not...
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White House Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, confirmed today that a blind squirrel named "Morris" had "surreptitiously entered the White House this past week, and indeed had found a nut in the Oval Office."
Denying the report published in Supernatur...
The United Fudge Packer Union, which represents millions of fudge packers in the USA, today issued a declaration of support for a product that might revolutionize the fudge packing industry. At no time in the history of fudge packing has there ever b...
Not originally recognized in any country other than his own, Philbert Macadamia, Chilean nut grower and the country's largest exporter is also becoming wildly popular as a satirical writer for TheSpoof.com online magazine.
Preferring to deftly spo...
A regular customer of the local Trader Joe's, known commonly among staff and fellow customers as "the Food Nazi," claimed to have been assaulted by another customer while shopping at the store on Saturday.
"It's an outrage," snapped Holly Sheet, 3...
Spoof "Nutters" (readers and writers) have welcomed the news that their "nutty" habits are actually contributing to their health!
In fact being a "Nutter" supposedly reduces cholesterol levels in the blood.
Spoof expert,and very cracked NUT, Ja...
Drive around anywhere in Rural America and you will see pick-up trucks with something hanging from the trailer hitch. Called truck nuts, truck testicles, trailer balls, and many other names, these dangling items look like a scrotum containing two 'n...
'I like the way he talks, what can I say?' said Senator McCain at a press conference this afternoon. He was announcing the latest addition to his campaign team - Reverend Jesse Jackson.
Defence Minister Geoff Hoon was reportedly furious last night at the news of an MOD overspend. According to an MOD spokesman "Geoff went nuts, he was ranting about not being told anything by the department." Its seems the that MOD officials failed t...