Air passengers at Stockport Airport are demanding a return of the full body terrahertz scanners after the replacement has proven unpopular.
The full body scanners were installed in 2005 and caused a massive controversy when it was revealed that th...
State representatives of North Carolina have introduced a bill that, if passed, would "clarify" an already existing state law to prohibit the display of butt cracks.
The proposed legislation, House Bill (_!_), would make it a Class Preparation H f...
Nudist lovers in San Francisco where the weather tends to be slightly kinder to the naked body than Alaska, Greenland, Iceland, Siberia, etc, are claiming that nudity in public means "free speech".
The San Francisco authorities have passed legisla...
SAN FRANCISCO, California (ABSNN) - The City Board of Supervisors of San Francisco voted 6-5 Tuesday to prohibit Bay Area residents ever again getting nekkid. Even showering in the nude is now a felony crime.
"All forms of nekkidness is hereby and...
Paris - A French judge has sided with the editor of SaggyTitz! magazine that some tawdry royal boob snaps 'were deliberately posed'.
And he's thrown out demands for the pics' destruction as well as punitive damages against the mag.
Calls for th...
The Royal Family confirmed today that young members would appear in a new BBC talent show in what has been seen as an attempt to divert the news away from recent scandals.
The new late night BBC Three show named 'Strictly Striptease' will be hoste...
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia - She's played a blinder with those holiday snaps commissioned to up her saggy, er, public profile.
Sadly it's pretty much a 'two fried eggs in the loaming' kinda moment as once levelled by critics of Jerry Hall's Vagina Mon...
London - A worsted wool hair shirt and matching MoD undies are on the cards as the row about Harry's stupidity revs up a pace.
At a conduct unbecoming hearing in London this morning he will have to explain how some Vegas 'hot chicks' papped his nu...
Recent warnings from nano scientists that the latest advances in the development of nano-explosives and clothing materials will soon make it possible for terrorists to combine them together to create explosive shirts, dresses, socks, baseball caps, o...
Boston, MA-- Dr. Ron Paul participated in last night's Republican debate wearing only a smile, but people still didn't notice him. The Texas congressman was completely naked for the entire debate, and still didn't receive any questions from the main...
Washington DC: In late January 2013 the Supreme Court delayed hearing the Affordable Health Care for America Act (ObamaCare) individual mandate challenge and opted to hear Obama Vs Barebottom.
The San Francisco CA City Council passed an ordinance...
Jerusalem - "That Abbey cakewalk last month was just an audition," Tunick told Meggido Bikini & Burkhini News Illustrated reporters this morning.
"I plan to position Pippa slap bang in the middle of the lake, surround by hundreds of tanned lov...
Apparently Susan Boyle has heard about the 'goldfish craze' and has jumped on the bandwagon in order to 'stay in the news'.
Susan has had a HUGE aquarium delivered to her new home in Blackburn, Scotland and has filled it with goldfish of varying s...
It's the question thousands of football fans all over East Yorkshire are asking each other this evening, after former naked Manchester United and England star David Beckham said that he needs to be actively playing football to regain his internationa...
"Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are the sexiest geeks in town! They bring tragic vampyre passion to the field of abstract math and topology. They like nothing better than to strip totally naked at their bohemian apartment in Much Wenlock, Shropshire, England, UK and go straight for the jugular with some serious homotopy shit. These kids are genuine bloodsucking boffins!
Now for the first...
RINGSIDE, Ky.-The rise of videos on YouTube in which people parade around with nothing on "except a smirk on their face and a beer in their hand" is threatening the growth of one of America's great industries, says a trade association.
"Sure, it's...
Manchester - (YouBoob!): Be-cellulited topless fire-eater Tia Brodie wowed the judges last night with her black nipple-patched wobbly implants.
How the 33 year-old ex-porn star managed to blag her way onto the UK's most pointless freakshow is a w...
A study by the University of Shitchester has suggested that England's goalkeeper should play in the nude at the World Cup Finals. Dr Stig O'Toole said " Players miss penalties when they are confronted with certain stimuli. We found that a well endowe...