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Funny story: Dr. Strangelove Is Back

Dr. Strangelove Is Back

Taiwan and China held their highest-level talks for more than six decades Tuesday, marking the first government-to-government contact since the pair's acrimonious split in 1949. Wang Yu-chi of Taiwan's Mainland Affairs Council (MAC), which oversee...
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Funny story: The New Atomic Bomb called "Cuddles"

The New Atomic Bomb called "Cuddles"

"Cuddles" they call it... the new bomb developed by NUKEM a pan American-European nuclear research station based near Berne in Switzerland. Yesterday, the United Nations voted for its use "should the situation demand it". "Global-I" talked to managing director of NUKEM, and Nobel Prize winning physicist, Dr. Kant Getiton. "Can you describe what Cuddles actually is? How does it differ from othe...
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Funny story: Korean tyrant buys world domination plan from US defense firm

Korean tyrant buys world domination plan from US defense firm

Pyongyang, North Korea -- Spring is the season when a young man's fancy turns toward world domination. And so it goes with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, who recently purchased a blueprint to take over the world from an unnamed US defense contrac...
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Funny story: Kim Jog-On: "Who's Raffing Now?"

Kim Jog-On: "Who's Raffing Now?"

Political tension and intrigue was at an all time high today as the world prepared itself, again, to be invaded by North Korea. London, Washington, Moscow and Beijing were put on DEFCON 5 meaning that a nuclear air strike was imminent at any moment.
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Funny story: Can Katy Perry Lite Myanmar Firework With A Smile

Can Katy Perry Lite Myanmar Firework With A Smile

Naypyidaw - Charismatic Myanmar President Thein Sein who is currently on a European tour could be critical to resolving the nuclear crisis emerging on the Korean Peninsula says American singer Katy Perry. On Thursday Pyongyang issued a warning to...
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Funny story: Gorilla War In Africa Could Go Nuclear

Gorilla War In Africa Could Go Nuclear

Kampala, Uganda-- An intense war between two tribes of mountain gorillas may go nuclear this weekend. One of the tribes recently discovered how to enrich uranium and is thought to have at least 10 small atomic bombs. Famed primatologist Jane Goodal...
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Funny story: Federal Govenment Begins Mailing Weed To Everyone

Federal Govenment Begins Mailing Weed To Everyone

Washington, DC-- The Department of Homeland Insecurity has begun mailing an ounce of marijuana per week to all of the 312 million citizens of the United States. The government expects some tough times ahead in the next few months, and they want ever...
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Funny story: NATO on High Alert As UFO's Buzz More Turkish Jets. Syria Claim Aliens Attempting To Spark Nuclear War

NATO on High Alert As UFO's Buzz More Turkish Jets. Syria Claim Aliens Attempting To Spark Nuclear War

A spokeswoman says NATO's governing body will meet Tuesday to discuss the Alien downing of a Turkish plane in Syrian airspace and suspicions that maybe a UFO was not responsible for the attack, a clear act of war, but maybe the Syrian's themselves.
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Funny story: Nuclear Bomb Detonates Over Farmville

Nuclear Bomb Detonates Over Farmville

New York, NY-- A 100-megaton hydrogen bomb exploded over Farmville today, completely vaporizing the Facebook game. The bomb incinerated all the virtual farms, cows, pigs and bug-eyed Farmville neighbors. A giant mushroom cloud could be seen floatin...
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Funny story: Dorking Declares Itself A Nuclear-Free Zone

Dorking Declares Itself A Nuclear-Free Zone

The usually sleepy Surrey town of Dorking has surprised the world by taking centre stage in the arena of international affairs. Political and national security commentators have taken a sharp intake of breath, following the recent announcement tha...
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Funny story: Apocalypse News - End of World to Occur Mid-November-ish

Apocalypse News - End of World to Occur Mid-November-ish

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - Major casinos and top gambling experts say November 2012 is when humanity will meet a fiery and horrific doom. Although the Mayan Calendar points to December 21, 2012 for some kind of epic world-changing event, the rise of several...
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Funny story: Nuclear war would help reduce world's carbon footprint

Nuclear war would help reduce world's carbon footprint

A controversial report has been released by the Party Responsible for Engineering Propaganda about Universal Carbon Emissions (PREPUCE). The report suggests that a nuclear war would significantly reduce the world's carbon footprint. The shadowy or...
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Funny story: N.Korea concerned over US plans to include Computer War Games in annual Drills

N.Korea concerned over US plans to include Computer War Games in annual Drills

South Korea and US troops have begun annual military drills in the peninsula bringing a warning from North Korea that it could trigger a nuclear war. The North Korean warning is not about the actual drills but because part of them will involv...
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Funny story: North Korea So Mad They Nuke Themselves

North Korea So Mad They Nuke Themselves

In a very strange turn of events, North Korean leader, Kim Jong-il ordered his military to turn nuclear weapons on themselves. Jong-il, widely thought to be a bit of a loose cannon by most other countries. His erratic behavior has put the fear into h...
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Funny story: Kim Jong il Nukes Japan to Pass Bloomberg on Forbes Most Powerful List

Kim Jong il Nukes Japan to Pass Bloomberg on Forbes Most Powerful List

Radioactive california rolls were flying in downtown Tokyo this morning as Kim Jong il nuked Japan. Speculation was rife over why the North Korean Leader would do such a thing. House Leader John Boehner forbid the 30,000 US troops in South Korea from...
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Funny story: Castro Warns of Nuclear War. Blames "Damn Kids on Lawn."

Castro Warns of Nuclear War. Blames "Damn Kids on Lawn."

Havana, Cuba (BNSE): Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, delighted Cuba's Parliament with his first public appearance in over four years. A strong, healthy, and vigorous Castro amazed Cuba's leaders and the assembled press corps alike with his deep grasp o...
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Funny story: South Korea promise to "nuke" North Korea off the planet!

South Korea promise to "nuke" North Korea off the planet!

South Korea have been given some sound diplomatic advice by Hilary Clinton, "nuke North Korea off of the planet!" Arriving in Seoul in Obamas jet, Hilary was in no mood for "peeing" around with those "slit-eyed" morons north of the border and afte...
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Funny story: Obama Prepares Nuclear Response Against Great Britain For Causing Oil Spill In Gulf

Obama Prepares Nuclear Response Against Great Britain For Causing Oil Spill In Gulf

Washington DC - President Obama is furious, and soon there will be hell to pay. The president is placing 100% of the blame for the horrendous Gulf of Mexico oil spill on both the British government and the British people. Early this morning, Presid...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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