Political tension and intrigue was at an all time high today as the world prepared itself, again, to be invaded by North Korea. London, Washington, Moscow and Beijing were put on DEFCON 5 meaning that a nuclear air strike was imminent at any moment.
Naypyidaw - Charismatic Myanmar President Thein Sein who is currently on a European tour could be critical to resolving the nuclear crisis emerging on the Korean Peninsula says American singer Katy Perry.
On Thursday Pyongyang issued a warning to...
Kampala, Uganda-- An intense war between two tribes of mountain gorillas may go nuclear this weekend. One of the tribes recently discovered how to enrich uranium and is thought to have at least 10 small atomic bombs. Famed primatologist Jane Goodal...
Washington, DC-- The Department of Homeland Insecurity has begun mailing an ounce of marijuana per week to all of the 312 million citizens of the United States. The government expects some tough times ahead in the next few months, and they want ever...
A spokeswoman says NATO's governing body will meet Tuesday to discuss the Alien downing of a Turkish plane in Syrian airspace and suspicions that maybe a UFO was not responsible for the attack, a clear act of war, but maybe the Syrian's themselves.
New York, NY-- A 100-megaton hydrogen bomb exploded over Farmville today, completely vaporizing the Facebook game. The bomb incinerated all the virtual farms, cows, pigs and bug-eyed Farmville neighbors. A giant mushroom cloud could be seen floatin...
The usually sleepy Surrey town of Dorking has surprised the world by taking centre stage in the arena of international affairs.
Political and national security commentators have taken a sharp intake of breath, following the recent announcement tha...
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - Major casinos and top gambling experts say November 2012 is when humanity will meet a fiery and horrific doom. Although the Mayan Calendar points to December 21, 2012 for some kind of epic world-changing event, the rise of several...
A controversial report has been released by the Party Responsible for Engineering Propaganda about Universal Carbon Emissions (PREPUCE). The report suggests that a nuclear war would significantly reduce the world's carbon footprint.
The shadowy or...
South Korea and US troops have begun annual military drills in the peninsula bringing a warning from North Korea that it could trigger a nuclear war.
The North Korean warning is not about the actual drills but because part of them will involv...
In a very strange turn of events, North Korean leader, Kim Jong-il ordered his military to turn nuclear weapons on themselves. Jong-il, widely thought to be a bit of a loose cannon by most other countries. His erratic behavior has put the fear into h...
Radioactive california rolls were flying in downtown Tokyo this morning as Kim Jong il nuked Japan. Speculation was rife over why the North Korean Leader would do such a thing. House Leader John Boehner forbid the 30,000 US troops in South Korea from...
Havana, Cuba (BNSE): Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, delighted Cuba's Parliament with his first public appearance in over four years. A strong, healthy, and vigorous Castro amazed Cuba's leaders and the assembled press corps alike with his deep grasp o...
South Korea have been given some sound diplomatic advice by Hilary Clinton, "nuke North Korea off of the planet!"
Arriving in Seoul in Obamas jet, Hilary was in no mood for "peeing" around with those "slit-eyed" morons north of the border and afte...
Washington DC - President Obama is furious, and soon there will be hell to pay. The president is placing 100% of the blame for the horrendous Gulf of Mexico oil spill on both the British government and the British people. Early this morning, Presid...
Vatican City-- There's a new monster on the world stage tonight, and it's someone that everybody knows. Pope Benedict XVI gave a stunning speech from the papal balcony declaring in his heavy German accent: "Vatican City has 1,000 hydrogen bombs and...
A dustman from West Acton has become so tired and fed up with the lack of peace in the world that he has reverted to strong measures. He has developed his own thermo nuclear device and is now threatening to activate his weapon if there is no cessatio...
On January 20th, an unobtrusive army officer will carry a small leather-bound metal briefcase following President George W. Bush up the Capitol Hill steps and after the inauguration of President Barack Obama, the officer will follow the new president...