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God Particle Found To Cure Kleptomania

Funny story: God Particle Found To Cure Kleptomania

Scientist at the Glowing Fellow Nuclear Research and Development Center (GFNRDC) in Boulder, Colorado have discovered the God Particle can cure someone of kleptomania. The discovery was made when kleptomaniac, Joey Fingers, went to nuke a burrito in...

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Nuclear submarine lands in Welsh charity shop!

Funny story: Nuclear submarine lands in Welsh charity shop!

A strange, ancient leather, battered suitcase was given to a Welsh charity shop in Porthmadog, Gwynedd, (for US readers = Gobbledygook) and the strange, anonymous owner of the suitcase, bearing an Eastern European accent, disguised as the Elephant M...

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Donald Trump Calls Kim Jong-il "Lil' Kim"

Funny story: Donald Trump Calls Kim Jong-il "Lil' Kim"

Sparking an international incident while still trying to secure the GOP nomination for president, Donald Trump called the leader of North Korea "Lil' Kim" several times in a rambling incoherent foreign policy statement, "This guy, Lil' Kim is a mania...

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Jeb Bush also mispronounces nuclear

Just outside room 219, a large composed group of media personnel appeared to question Nurse Draw. She confirmed that Jeb Bush, had authorized his medical records be opened to the public. The previous night, asked if he mispronounced the word "nucl...

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President Obama Sending Glozell Green to Conduct Nuclear Talks With Iran

Funny story: President Obama Sending Glozell Green to Conduct Nuclear Talks With Iran

PENTAGON - Following his interview with YouTube sensation Glozell Green, President Obama was so impressed with the human bundle of energy that he announced she will be replacing the worthless and lame Secretary of State, John Kerry, in ongoing nu...

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North Korea threatens to fire a rocket on itself

Pyongyang, August 12, 2014 - North Korea threatened today to shoot rockets at themselves as proof that it is ready to confront any threatening country. North Korean state news agency KCNA said that warmongering and provocative rhetoric of North...

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British submarine collides with MH370

Funny story: British submarine collides with MH370

HMS Tireless, a Trafalgar-class nuclear submarine, was recently despatched to the Indian ocean to help in the search for the lost Malaysian aircraft, MH370. The Royal Navy has a proud history of 'finding' submerged objects such as other submarines an...

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CIA Picks Up "Kosher Nukes"

Funny story: CIA Picks Up "Kosher Nukes"

The CIA and now the intelligence agencies in France and England are picking up a lot of chatter but cannot tell where it is coming from. "It seems that the two words that were plain were 'Kosher Nukes' or something like that", stated a spokesman a...

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Sara Palin Back In The News

Sara Palin expanded today on her remarks made last week at a Republican Convention. There, after hinting she might run for President, she instructed President Obama on foreign policy. "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good gu...

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Fireworks as Trident 'third way' launched

Funny story: Fireworks as Trident 'third way' launched

In a surprise announcement this morning the Treasury Secretary, Danny Alexander, has disclosed a 'third option' for the austerity Trident programme. Rather than cutting the committed contracts for the boats themselves, the government will keep 3 out...

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POTUS Live From The Rose Garden Via My Y-Phone

Funny story: POTUS Live From The Rose Garden Via My Y-Phone

Sent From My Y-phone Washington, DC POTUS will momentarily begin speaking to assembled reporters here in the Rose Garden. POTUS is walking to the podium with the Nuclear Football. He opens it and takes out a big red push-button with an antenna sticking out of it and sets the red button on top of the podium. Is he Fkng crzy ? "Good afternoon everyone. Lester, that includes you too. I be...

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Japan Melts Down... Blubber?

Funny story: Japan Melts Down... Blubber?

TOKYO (SAPP) - After many years of international pressure to stop whaling, sources close to the prime minister of Japan, Yoshihiko Noda, have admitted that whaling has become a vital source of energy for the country. Members of Mr. Noda's inner circl...

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North Korean nuclear missile explodes during planning stage

The latest nuclear missile attempt by North Korea has inexplicably exploded while being studied on a modeling program on a Macintosh personal computer, sources inside North Korea have reported. A spokesman for the source said he had "really nev...

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Iran Missile Blast Caused by Faulty Waffle Maker - Or Not

Funny story: Iran Missile Blast Caused by Faulty Waffle Maker - Or Not

Tehran, Iran - A devastating explosion that leveled a missile firing range near Iran's capital city was caused by a waffle iron, rather than by sabotage which had first been feared. The appliance short-circuited during a ballistics test, igniting...

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Huge explosion in Iranian "peaceful nuclear facility"

Funny story: Huge explosion in Iranian "peaceful nuclear facility"

A large explosion has been reported near Tehran, in what Iranian diplomats are calling an accidental explosion at a nuclear plant. Iran has long claimed that it wishes to pursue a peaceful nuclear energy programme, but Western countries are understan...

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Nuki releases nuclear powered golf ball

Funny story: Nuki releases nuclear powered golf ball

NAGASAKI - Nuki sports corporation spokesman Isukagolf Nevigotapar, announced to a stunned, if not slightly radioactive crowd that it has launched a new line of nuclear powered golf balls. The plutonium core ball actually goes critical when struck...

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New Species Delights Evolutionists

Funny story: New Species Delights Evolutionists

Evolutionists are today celebrating, after the discovery of a brand new species of aquatic life. The discovery was made by a local fisherman off the coast of Japan, right next to the tragic Fukushima Nuclear Plant. He told reporters "I knew as s...

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Ohio Man Finds Japanese Reactor Core in His Backyard

Funny story: Ohio Man Finds Japanese Reactor Core in His Backyard

Cleveland, OH - Rodger Ailes of Dawson, Ohio, woke up to quite the surprise Thursday morning when he found a super hot glowing chunk of metal in his backyard. It was quickly identified by local authorities as the radioactive core of a Japanese Nucle...

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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