TOKYO (SAPP) - After many years of international pressure to stop whaling, sources close to the prime minister of Japan, Yoshihiko Noda, have admitted that whaling has become a vital source of energy for the country. Members of Mr. Noda's inner circl...
The latest nuclear missile attempt by North Korea has inexplicably exploded while being studied on a modeling program on a Macintosh personal computer, sources inside North Korea have reported.
A spokesman for the source said he had "really nev...
Tehran, Iran - A devastating explosion that leveled a missile firing range near Iran's capital city was caused by a waffle iron, rather than by sabotage which had first been feared.
The appliance short-circuited during a ballistics test, igniting...
A large explosion has been reported near Tehran, in what Iranian diplomats are calling an accidental explosion at a nuclear plant. Iran has long claimed that it wishes to pursue a peaceful nuclear energy programme, but Western countries are understan...
NAGASAKI - Nuki sports corporation spokesman Isukagolf Nevigotapar, announced to a stunned, if not slightly radioactive crowd that it has launched a new line of nuclear powered golf balls.
The plutonium core ball actually goes critical when struck...
Evolutionists are today celebrating, after the discovery of a brand new species of aquatic life.
The discovery was made by a local fisherman off the coast of Japan, right next to the tragic Fukushima Nuclear Plant.
He told reporters "I knew as s...
Cleveland, OH - Rodger Ailes of Dawson, Ohio, woke up to quite the surprise Thursday morning when he found a super hot glowing chunk of metal in his backyard. It was quickly identified by local authorities as the radioactive core of a Japanese Nucle...
Fucushima, Japan-- A stunning two-minute video taken by a US Air Force reconnaissance helicopter of the damaged nuclear reactors in Japan is shocking the world tonight. The video appears to show the Virgin Mary. She is shown inside the reactor core...
Overnight explosions rocks Fukushima Number Three reactor, Number Two now reported to be 'critical' and radioactive clouds rumoured to headed for the densely populated Tokyo/Yokohama megalopolis.
Fears rise of a secondary deadly quake, another tsu...
Tokyo - Speech expert Dr. Hotseetanuka is alarmed today at the sudden onset of stuttering that is afflicting "Nuclear Experts". Many such "experts" are being consulted today with regards to the nuclear catastrophe here.
Surprisingly, they are sud...
The past exists only in our memories and the future exists only in our imaginations. The only time that exists is now. Discuss.
According to this theory the future does not exist. Yesterday today existed only in our imaginations. In other words yesterday today didn't exist. Yesterday today didn't exist, yet.
If this philosophical dribble has your brain tied up in knots, wait until the Mus...
The head of Iran's Nuclear Energy Program Ali Akbar Salehi said today that Iran is now capable of making its own nuclear fuel rods. Baby!
In an exclusive interview the foreign minister of Iran Ali Akbar Salehi, (the brother of Tareq Salahi and the...
If you think a two headed horned toad is scary you oughta spend more time thinking about the Bush Administration dumping all the high-potency nu-cu-lar waste in America in an abandoned warehouse near San Francisco's Fisherman's Wharf.
If you're a typical Cracker, Bible-Thumper or learned a new salute up at Sand Point, you're probably sayin' Good. Let those Hippie bastards stir-fry their tempeh...
The Bermuda Triangle, made famous by Barry Manilow, has finally discovered a use for it's ability to make things disappear: it will be used as a rubbish dump for the world's nuclear waste. However, some scientists think that this could store up troub...
EastEnders scriptwriters have revealed the Queen Victoria pub will be destroyed in a nuclear explosion as part of a major storyline later this year.
The scenes will allow them to move to a completely new set to coincide with a move to high defini...
All nuclear power stations in the UK will be phased out and replaced by ex Holland football mid-fielder Edgar Davids before the end of 2012.
Davids will begin generating Britain's electricity after the 2010 World Cup is over in July. He will start...
University physicists in Liverpool have synthesised a new superheavy element with the atomic number one hundred and seventeen, and named it after local celebrity hero and psychic Derek Acorah.
Acorahium, as it will be known once ratified by the In...
October 22, 2045- The Iranian nuclear reactor at the Tehran power plant exploded this morning causing the death of over 350 workers. More deaths are expected as the week ends, from the nuclear fall out.
Thousands of Iranians were heading for the...