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Funny story: British submarine collides with MH370

British submarine collides with MH370

HMS Tireless, a Trafalgar-class nuclear submarine, was recently despatched to the Indian ocean to help in the search for the lost Malaysian aircraft, MH370. The Royal Navy has a proud history of 'finding' submerged objects such as other submarines an...
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Funny story: CIA Picks Up "Kosher Nukes"

CIA Picks Up "Kosher Nukes"

The CIA and now the intelligence agencies in France and England are picking up a lot of chatter but cannot tell where it is coming from. "It seems that the two words that were plain were 'Kosher Nukes' or something like that", stated a spokesman a...
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Funny story: Sara Palin Back In The News

Sara Palin Back In The News

Sara Palin expanded today on her remarks made last week at a Republican Convention. There, after hinting she might run for President, she instructed President Obama on foreign policy. "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good gu...
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Funny story: Fireworks as Trident 'third way' launched

Fireworks as Trident 'third way' launched

In a surprise announcement this morning the Treasury Secretary, Danny Alexander, has disclosed a 'third option' for the austerity Trident programme. Rather than cutting the committed contracts for the boats themselves, the government will keep 3 out...
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Funny story: POTUS Live From The Rose Garden Via My Y-Phone

POTUS Live From The Rose Garden Via My Y-Phone

Sent From My Y-phone Washington, DC POTUS will momentarily begin speaking to assembled reporters here in the Rose Garden. POTUS is walking to the podium with the Nuclear Football. He opens it and takes out a big red push-button with an antenna sticking out of it and sets the red button on top of the podium. Is he Fkng crzy ? "Good afternoon everyone. Lester, that includes you too. I be...
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Funny story: Japan Melts Down... Blubber?

Japan Melts Down... Blubber?

TOKYO (SAPP) - After many years of international pressure to stop whaling, sources close to the prime minister of Japan, Yoshihiko Noda, have admitted that whaling has become a vital source of energy for the country. Members of Mr. Noda's inner circl...
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Funny story: North Korean nuclear missile explodes during planning stage

North Korean nuclear missile explodes during planning stage

The latest nuclear missile attempt by North Korea has inexplicably exploded while being studied on a modeling program on a Macintosh personal computer, sources inside North Korea have reported. A spokesman for the source said he had "really nev...
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Funny story: Iran Missile Blast Caused by Faulty Waffle Maker - Or Not

Iran Missile Blast Caused by Faulty Waffle Maker - Or Not

Tehran, Iran - A devastating explosion that leveled a missile firing range near Iran's capital city was caused by a waffle iron, rather than by sabotage which had first been feared. The appliance short-circuited during a ballistics test, igniting...
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Funny story: Huge explosion in Iranian "peaceful nuclear facility"

Huge explosion in Iranian "peaceful nuclear facility"

A large explosion has been reported near Tehran, in what Iranian diplomats are calling an accidental explosion at a nuclear plant. Iran has long claimed that it wishes to pursue a peaceful nuclear energy programme, but Western countries are understan...
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Funny story: Nuki releases nuclear powered golf ball

Nuki releases nuclear powered golf ball

NAGASAKI - Nuki sports corporation spokesman Isukagolf Nevigotapar, announced to a stunned, if not slightly radioactive crowd that it has launched a new line of nuclear powered golf balls. The plutonium core ball actually goes critical when struck...
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Funny story: New Species Delights Evolutionists

New Species Delights Evolutionists

Evolutionists are today celebrating, after the discovery of a brand new species of aquatic life. The discovery was made by a local fisherman off the coast of Japan, right next to the tragic Fukushima Nuclear Plant. He told reporters "I knew as s...
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Funny story: Ohio Man Finds Japanese Reactor Core in His Backyard

Ohio Man Finds Japanese Reactor Core in His Backyard

Cleveland, OH - Rodger Ailes of Dawson, Ohio, woke up to quite the surprise Thursday morning when he found a super hot glowing chunk of metal in his backyard. It was quickly identified by local authorities as the radioactive core of a Japanese Nucle...
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Funny story: Virgin Mary's Image Appears In Video Of Japanese Nuke Reactor

Virgin Mary's Image Appears In Video Of Japanese Nuke Reactor

Fucushima, Japan-- A stunning two-minute video taken by a US Air Force reconnaissance helicopter of the damaged nuclear reactors in Japan is shocking the world tonight. The video appears to show the Virgin Mary. She is shown inside the reactor core...
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Funny story: More Misery For Japan As Fukushima Reactor Number Three Explodes, Number Two Critical And Media Coverage Not Helping

More Misery For Japan As Fukushima Reactor Number Three Explodes, Number Two Critical And Media Coverage Not Helping

Overnight explosions rocks Fukushima Number Three reactor, Number Two now reported to be 'critical' and radioactive clouds rumoured to headed for the densely populated Tokyo/Yokohama megalopolis. Fears rise of a secondary deadly quake, another tsu...
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Funny story: Nuclear experts confounded

Nuclear experts confounded

Tokyo - Speech expert Dr. Hotseetanuka is alarmed today at the sudden onset of stuttering that is afflicting "Nuclear Experts". Many such "experts" are being consulted today with regards to the nuclear catastrophe here. Surprisingly, they are sud...
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Funny story: Muslim Brotherhood's Jihad on Great Lakes Nuclear Waste Shipping

Muslim Brotherhood's Jihad on Great Lakes Nuclear Waste Shipping

The past exists only in our memories and the future exists only in our imaginations. The only time that exists is now. Discuss. According to this theory the future does not exist. Yesterday today existed only in our imaginations. In other words yesterday today didn't exist. Yesterday today didn't exist, yet. If this philosophical dribble has your brain tied up in knots, wait until the Mus...
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Funny story: Iran Enriching Uranium for Virgin Erectile Dysfunction Medication

Iran Enriching Uranium for Virgin Erectile Dysfunction Medication

The head of Iran's Nuclear Energy Program Ali Akbar Salehi said today that Iran is now capable of making its own nuclear fuel rods. Baby! In an exclusive interview the foreign minister of Iran Ali Akbar Salehi, (the brother of Tareq Salahi and the...
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Funny story: Fallout from Bush Administration: What's to be done with all the Nukular waste?

Fallout from Bush Administration: What's to be done with all the Nukular waste?

If you think a two headed horned toad is scary you oughta spend more time thinking about the Bush Administration dumping all the high-potency nu-cu-lar waste in America in an abandoned warehouse near San Francisco's Fisherman's Wharf. If you're a typical Cracker, Bible-Thumper or learned a new salute up at Sand Point, you're probably sayin' Good. Let those Hippie bastards stir-fry their tempeh...
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Simpsons Show to Kill Off Bart Simpson

"You could say the whole Bart concept was getting old, but actually we just couldn't take Nancy Cartwright's Scamatology ravings any longer" spoke the show's producers.
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