Flare are back - Due to t'solar flare today t'Northern Leets are visible as far South as Royston.
T'Northern leets are due to t'emissions of photons in the t'Earth's upper atmosphere, above 80 km (50 miles), from t'ionized nitrogen atoms regaining...
Doris Johnson, Mayor of Olde London Towne, today announced the latest measure in a raft of measures designed to combat the energy crisis and slow down global warming.
"We'll turn off the Aurora Borealis at night for a bully off," she told a packed...
Cape Canaveral, Florida - (Rioters): The Illuminati have sponsored NASA's latest space probe Themis on its mission to penetrate the colourful light show known as the aurora or Northern Lights in high-latitude skies above Earth.
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