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Funny story: Musical differences inflame Northern Ireland

Musical differences inflame Northern Ireland

Musical differences are at the heart of a new row brewing in Northern Ireland, with tension mounting daily. "Loyalists were playing some Iron Maiden numbers outside Catholic churches," said Michael Lansdale, who heads the Sectarian Violence Divisi...
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Funny story: Irish Republican Army Mortally Wounded By Change In Electoral Law

Irish Republican Army Mortally Wounded By Change In Electoral Law

Ireland's peak terrorist organisation, the Irish Republican Army, has been severely damaged by recent changes in the country's electoral laws. The Irish parliament, this week, passed an amendment to electoral laws, removing state funding from poli...
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Funny story: Queen - McGuinness Handshake Rehearsal Fiasco

Queen - McGuinness Handshake Rehearsal Fiasco

As the world watched Belfast today in anticipation of an historical handshake, details emerged of unsavoury scenes during preparations for the event. During Her Majesty's Jubilee visit to Northern Ireland she was expected to shake hands with Deput...
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Funny story: Northern Ireland FA to investigate appointment of 'wrong manager'

Northern Ireland FA to investigate appointment of 'wrong manager'

Northern Irish football was thrown into scandal last night after it turned out they might just possibly have accidentally appointed the wrong M.O'Neil as manager. Michael O'Neill was given the job on December 28th 2011, the week between Christmas...
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Funny story: Legendary Dead Footballer To Play Again?

Legendary Dead Footballer To Play Again?

Former Manchester United and Northern Ireland star, George Worst, stunned the football world yesterday after announcing he plans to come back from the dead and return to professional football. Mr Worst, dead, from the Heaven area, spoke to us from...
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Funny story: Cryhan Air build the world's biggest plane

Cryhan Air build the world's biggest plane

Cryhan Air, the budget airline based in Ireland, have commissioned the world's largest aircraft. "People thought that the 777 was the biggest plane around," said Ryan Chair, CEO of Cryhan Air. "No longer. We've commissioned the 881, which will be...
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Funny story: Alien can 'host' the Queen if IRA bastard becomes Prez

Alien can 'host' the Queen if IRA bastard becomes Prez

Belfast - Born again IRA bastard Martin McGuinness is in a secret coalition deal to encourage an extraterrestrial lookalike to 'host' Queen Elizabeth when the current incumbent finally pops her clogs. The solution means the feckless Provo Queen ca...
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Funny story: Rory McIlroy Dedicates US Open Victory To Jim McDonald

Rory McIlroy Dedicates US Open Victory To Jim McDonald

Northern Ireland's Rory McIlroy last night joined the upper echelons of the world's golfing elite, with a record breaking 72 hole US Open score of 16 under par. 22 year old McIlroy had a couple of scares when he bogeyed the 12th and the 16th, but...
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Funny story: Rory McIlroy 'A Bag Of Nerves' Ahead Of US Open Final Round

Rory McIlroy 'A Bag Of Nerves' Ahead Of US Open Final Round

Rory McIlroy, the brilliant young Northern Irish golfer, appears to have the US Open Championship in the bag, going into the final round of the prestigious Major at Maryland's Congressional Country Club with an eight shot lead and fourteen under par.
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Funny story: Northern Ireland Government to import dried water

Northern Ireland Government to import dried water

The government of Northern Ireland is to overcome the water shortages by importing sachets of dried water from Russia. The dried water was developed by the Russians in 1986,to overcome a lack of drinking water in an area the size of Wales,followin...
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Funny story: Security Expert Fears Return To Violence After N Ireland Bodies Dissolved

Security Expert Fears Return To Violence After N Ireland Bodies Dissolved

A top security expert is predicting a return of "The Troubles" in Northern Ireland after it was revealed that two of the bodies overseeing the winding down of paramilitary groups have been dissolved. The Independent International Commission on Dec...
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Funny story: Irate Northern Irish Farmers begin 'sports boots' protest

Irate Northern Irish Farmers begin 'sports boots' protest

A group of Irate Northern Irish farmers have taken to the streets in protest over the declining quality of the rubber used in their 'wellington boots.' The farmers have recently become bemused with the consistency of the rubber and its subsequen...
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Funny story: Jennifer Grey Dedicates DTWS Win To Family She Killed In 1987.

Jennifer Grey Dedicates DTWS Win To Family She Killed In 1987.

Jennifer Grey, almost unrecognizable with a human-sized nose, gave a tearful press conference in Los Angeles today, where she stated that she has dedicated her win on Dancing With the Stars to the family of Anna Gallagher and her mother, Margaret Doh...
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Funny story: Irish Water Problem Solved!

Irish Water Problem Solved!

The Belfast water shortage was brought to and end this morning when Ardle O'Realy, Minister for Water shortages, rattled out his new strategy for a long term solution. Speaking at the press conference, Mr O'realy said; "Oye was tinking der udde...
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Funny story: Encouraging the Irish to reframe from over-indulging in Alcohol Backfires!

Encouraging the Irish to reframe from over-indulging in Alcohol Backfires!

During this festive season, authorities ran a major campaign against Alcoholism. Today, authorities have been forced to take a very usually step backwards and are now encouraging people to over indulge as they used to. The reason for this majo...
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Funny story: Northern Irish National Party are not the British National Party

Northern Irish National Party are not the British National Party

The Northern Irish National Party (NINP) have hit back at claims that they are just the same as the British National Party (BNP). "We are completely different," claimed Mick O'Griffin. "Granted we share some of the same ideals in our view point to...
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Funny story: Dissident Nationalists Call for Full "80's Revival"

Dissident Nationalists Call for Full "80's Revival"

The political stalemate in Ulster was shaken to within inches of its life today when revivalist nationalists once again showed why all car insurance ads carry the caption "Excludes NI". In a coded statement, the retro-obsessed terrorists, gave war...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton offers to interfere in Northern Ireland standoff

Hillary Clinton offers to interfere in Northern Ireland standoff

Belfast - (Ballybollox): Hillary Clinton's presence in Stormont talks is guaranteed to stir up the kind of irrational venom that could unite all parties into a negotiqated Piss Process consensus, according to Blarney Stone sources. Unofficially Cl...
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