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Teenager threatened to burn Santa Claus' house down and knife his elves because he got him the wrong kind of trainers for Christmas

Funny story: Teenager threatened to burn Santa Claus' house down and knife his elves because he got him the wrong kind of trainers for Christmas

An 18-year-old British teenager threatened to burn down Santa Claus' home and knife his elves after he gave him the wrong kind of trainers for Christmas. Jake Wilder travelled to the North Pole armed with a kitchen knife, screaming at Santa 'I'll...

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Scientist Says The North Pole Could End Up Totally Covering Canada

Funny story: Scientist Says The North Pole Could End Up Totally Covering Canada

KINGSTON, Jamaica - One of the world's leading experts on the North Pole, Dr. Alejandro Pajaro, has said that if his global warming calculations are correct Canada is going to be in a world of trouble (no pun intended). Dr. Pajaro stated that he h...

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Why is North Pole, Inc. Changing Their Business?

Funny story: Why is North Pole, Inc. Changing Their Business?

Major events at North Pole, Inc. are driving speculation about stability at the company. Over the last week, the company has made layoff announcements, had visits from government and business leaders, and met with Sara Palin (see "Sara Palin Visits Santa Claus"). Last week, the stock price fell 8% on fears of that Santa Claus, CEO of North Pole, Inc, cannot do the belt-tightening needed to keep...

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North Pole in Shambles, Santa Ponders Retirement

Funny story: North Pole in Shambles, Santa Ponders Retirement

A high ranking Elf Union source reported today that Santa is now considering retirement, following recent economic and environmental impacts to the North Pole and Santa's workshop. The retirement speculation follows a report last week that Moody's...

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Australia Lays Claim to North Pole

Canberra, Australia - Add Australia to the growing list of countries that are claiming the Arctic sea bed as a part of their national territory. Most of the countries that previously claimed that the Arctic was theirs, however, are in proximity to...

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CBS Poll Suggests 83% Americans Still Don't Know If Santa Claus is Real

Funny story: CBS Poll Suggests 83% Americans Still Don't Know If Santa Claus is Real

NEW YORK CITY - Santa Claus, a historical figure in western culture, has been a staple in calendar events, a day to celebrate giving, and the time retail stores make people think we have to buy one gift for everybody unless they're family, which requ...

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Comet, Vixen, Blitzen Remain Under North Pole House Arrest

Funny story: Comet, Vixen, Blitzen Remain Under North Pole House Arrest

Fighting charges leveled against them nearly a year ago, some of Santa's key reindeer remain under barn arrest as we approach the 2010 Christmas flight schedule. Forced into driver's safety, social and substance rehabilitation programs after numer...

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North Pole Melting Blamed On Santa Discovering Viagra

Funny story: North Pole Melting Blamed On Santa Discovering Viagra

Al Gore was rocked on his heels..taken aback..well, he blinked twice, by the news that the cause of global warming that is melting ice shelves are not the result of factory pollution after all but to Santa Claus and his male elves discovering Viagra...

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Lapland economy officially in recession - Santa reduces workforce

Funny story: Lapland economy officially in recession - Santa reduces workforce

In what can only be described as the saddest indication of the state of the worldwide economic problems at the moment, the Ministry of Economics in Lapland reported the second consecutive quarter of negative GDP growth. As such, the economy of Lapla...

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Greenland Ice Packs Slide Off The Edge Of The World!

Funny story: Greenland Ice Packs Slide Off The Edge Of The World!

In recent years, the talk of the ice caps melting has been a source of great debate. Many have held that the Greenland ice sheets alone could raise sea level by more then three meters. Those fears were proven to be unfounded today, as the Greenland i...

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Big North Pole Layoff

Funny story: Big North Pole Layoff

North Pole- Claus Corporation, aka Santa Claus LTD, has drastically reduced it's workforce right during the prime producing season. The bar rooms and taverns here are loaded with elves and reindeer as the region is reeling with the recent announceme...

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Cover-up Uncovered: Osama bin Laden Hiding in North Pole

Funny story: Cover-up Uncovered: Osama bin Laden Hiding in North Pole

The Bush administration has known for the last eighteen months that Osama bin Laden has been hiding out in the North Pole. The NY Times, through the Freedom of Information Act, has reviewed a truckload of minutes, memos, and e-mails indicating that...

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South-East Passage Closes

Funny story: South-East Passage Closes

As the old adage goes, 'As one door opens another closes' and as a result of Global warming, scientists are declaring that the infamous North-West Passage is melting and will soon be open to shipping.

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Superman evicted from his Fortress of Solitude by the Russians; applies for Section 8 government subsidized housing in Metropolis -- rejected

Funny story: Superman evicted from his Fortress of Solitude by the Russians; applies for Section 8 government subsidized housing in Metropolis -- rejected

Metropolis, Metropolis - Superman flew out to his Fortress of Solitude located somewhere in the North Pole this weekend only to find it had been discovered by a recent Russian submarine expedition claiming it on the behalf of Mother Russia. He arrive...

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British man tries to escape global warming by swiming at North Pole; treated for heat exhaustion

Funny story: British man tries to escape global warming by swiming at North Pole; treated for heat exhaustion

London, England - Not attempting, to embark on a grandiose adventure to the North Pole as the Robert E. Peary American expedition back in 1909, but rather attain the self-satisfaction of achieving a personal best. So, Lewis Gordon Pugh, 37, decided t...

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Global Warming Researchers at the North Pole Discover They Hate Being There

Funny story: Global Warming Researchers at the North Pole Discover They Hate Being There

A group of scientists studying Global Warming have concluded that the North Pole is inhospitable to human life and none of them want to be there.

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Selling Refrigerators to Eskimos Becoming Increasingly Easy: President Bush Credits Growing Economy

Funny story: Selling Refrigerators to Eskimos Becoming Increasingly Easy: President Bush Credits Growing Economy

BURROW, Alaska - As the ice caps begin to melt, the indigenous people near the North Pole are more willing to pay top dollar for an appliance that was previously unnecessary: refrigerators. Though many environmentalists consider the purchases not onl...

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US to Rid World of Polar Bear Threat.

Funny story: US to Rid World of Polar Bear Threat.

The United States of America has in the past been reluctant to acknowledge the scientific community's view that global warming is not just a natural geographical event. Until now the America leadership has denied that it is a situation that manki...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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