Once upon a time, Noddy and Big Ears decided to leave their red open-top car at the Harrods parking area opting to hop on the London Underground to travel into town, a fatal mistake.
Accompanying Noddy & Big Ears was their mate, Gollywog, a life long friend. Nowadays it's not allowed to call someone a Gollywog, but Noddy and Big Ears didn't care because that's his name.
The three of them...
Noddy and his good friend Big Ears were driving out to the country for a picnic with their long-time friends Bill & Ben the flowerpot men.
A minor distraction ensued causing Noddy to misjudge the distance and time-frame required to cross the...
Noddy was arrested today for Drink Driving, after he drove his car into a tree after drinking several pints of cider.
Big Ears, said he heard the noise of the crash as Noddy crashed into a tree near his house in Toyland.
Meanwhile Paul Hutton,...
Popular children's character, Noddy, was involved in a fatal car crash this morning. His passenger and life long friend, Big Ears, was pronounced dead on the scene; whilst Noddy himself has been taken to Toy Town hospital and remains in critical cond...
It was a warm summer's day in Toytown, and Big Ears was bored having nothing to do when his friend Noddy suddenly turned up. 'Hello, Big Ears', Noddy said, 'what are you doing?' 'Nothing', Big Ears replied. 'Why don't we go to The White House?', Noddy suggested, and soon the two were at the door of that little house on the prairie.
Noddy was about to knock on that door when it was opened by the...
Way back when, when Enid Blyton presented Noddy and other classic kiddie books to the the Beeb, they, in all of their wisdom, didn't think they were quite acceptable!
Well history has proven the Beeb wrong and Enid Blyton has become one of the mos...
We're hearing that Noddy walked out on long time partner Big Ears last night following a blazing row over a party attended by the hitherto inseperable couple where it was alleged that Noddy disappeared with Postman Pat and Bob the Builder for a drug...
Channel 5 has announced that they are to broadcast a new series starring Noddy. An executive said "We are really excited about this. We think young and old alike will love to watch Noddy's adventures. He is such a wonderful character. With his great...
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