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Funny story: Why I Will Not Go See the New Blockbuster Movie Noah

Why I Will Not Go See the New Blockbuster Movie Noah

By the Atheist Curmudgeon Like many who grew up in this Christian nation, I read the story of Noah's Ark in Genesis 6-9 as a kid. Then later, as an adult who could tell the difference between fairytales and reality, I read it again. Unlike parts of the Bible (like Ecclesiastes) which I've returned to more than once for their beauty and wisdom, the story of Noah's Ark is one I rarely go back t...
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Funny story: All Our Yesterdays - Noah - "I'm Sorry, But You Ever Tried Rounding Up Dinosaurs?"

All Our Yesterdays - Noah - "I'm Sorry, But You Ever Tried Rounding Up Dinosaurs?"

Palestinian man, Noah, a noted seafaring type of chap, who saved all the animals, by marching them two-by-two onto his ark as the world was inexplicably and surprisingly flooded, today apologised for failing to save the dinosaurs. "I did me best," a tearful Noah told Skoob News. "But it was a tough call. Have you ever tried rounding up Tyrannosaurs? Or velociraptors? Or catching a pterodactyl i...
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Funny story: Dusty Gibbons of ZZ Top Actually Discovered to be A 5600 year old Noah!

Dusty Gibbons of ZZ Top Actually Discovered to be A 5600 year old Noah!

EL PASO, Texas-Biblical scholars and archaeologists the world over converged on El Paso, the hometown of Dusty Gibbons of ZZ Top, today. Apparently, some writings were discovered in the vast Texan desert (only about 4 miles from Gibbons' manorial...
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Funny story: Noah More Popular Than Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart

Noah More Popular Than Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart

A surprise internet survey today revealed that Noah - the biblical character who took the animals two by two onto the Ark - is more popular than the Twilight duo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. It seems that over the last few days, Noah,...
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Funny story: Scientists Agree On Who Killed Off The Dinosaurs- But It Was Really Noah

Scientists Agree On Who Killed Off The Dinosaurs- But It Was Really Noah

Scientists from around the world have gathered together for a conference to agree once and for all on what exactly killed off all the dinosaurs so many millions of years ago. They have reached the agreement that it was an meteor strike that made the...
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Funny story: Hurricane Prediction Center forecasts the Second Coming

Hurricane Prediction Center forecasts the Second Coming

The increasing frequency and violence of tropical storms has nothing to do with global warming according to Warren Chisum, the Republican chairman of the Texas state legislature's House Appropriations Committee. He believes it's a sign from G...
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Funny story: Bush: "Grand Canyon Formed By Noah's Ark"

Bush: "Grand Canyon Formed By Noah's Ark"

In another environmental set back President George W. Bush has ordered Grand Canyon National Park to stop estimating the age of the slopes because right wing evangelicals are offended easily by the knowledge others gain in their elementary school cla...
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Obama Calls Secret Service On Sheet-Clad Trick-or-Treaters

Obama, not aware of its being Halloween, called the Secret Service on some sheet-clad ghost trick-or-treaters. "I was afraid they were going to burn a cross on the lawn," spoke a terrorized Obama.
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