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Funny story: The Ninja Postman

The Ninja Postman

Nigel Thrumpton looks like any other postal worker as he goes about his job. He parks his Nisan Micra at the start of his round, drags his heavy mail bag from the boot and starts delivering letters to the good people of Hemel Hempstead. He seems like a happy chap and he whistles the first two lines of whatever song he heard last on the car radio, over and over, for the next three hours as he goe...
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Funny story: Iran Training 10,000 All-Female Ninja Killers

Iran Training 10,000 All-Female Ninja Killers

While abusing women in public, the CIA has gotten information that the Iranian government has an army of 10,000 women ninja warriors. Why this isn't getting out to the Western powers I don't know, because it's right there in print in the 'Strange...
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Funny story: Office Intersection to Sell Mace and Ninja Weapons

Office Intersection to Sell Mace and Ninja Weapons

Office Intersection, a major big box office supply retailer, announced this week that they will begin selling mace due to the increase in popularity of using the spray to settling arguments, get the toy you want, or if you just don't like the way som...
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Funny story: "Ninja" patrols streets of Oval

"Ninja" patrols streets of Oval

Following sensational reports of Ken Andre, the self-styled "Yeovil Ninja", there has been talk of a new vigilante on the block - Andrew Kenton, the "Oval Ninja". Mr Kenton has been seen stalking the streets of South London dressed all in white, c...
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Funny story: Ninjas to patrol British cities because the "Old Bill" can't hack it!

Ninjas to patrol British cities because the "Old Bill" can't hack it!

A new law enforcement agency is being introduced into Britain called the Ninja Patrol. It seems that the British police force are totally out of their depth dealing with deviant criminal practices rife in most UK cities, i.e. drug dealing, child pros...
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Funny story: Radioactive water being sent to Midoriyam

Radioactive water being sent to Midoriyam

Mount Midoriyam Japan - The Nimca Worrier studio set is being spiced up with even more dangerous obstacles, from the tsunami. Long time all-star Nimca Worrier, Mr. Nimca Worrier, our source, has the inside information on the new obstacles. The c...
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Funny story: UK Police to revive 'Shoot to Kill' policy

UK Police to revive 'Shoot to Kill' policy

In the light of the recent 'Tuition fees' riots, and the criticism levied at the police for their poor management, the Met have made some sweeping and radical changes to the way that they manage some events. Met spokespersonnage Ronald Schwarzeneg...
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Funny story: Ninja Stripper Vampires to Sing National Anthem at NCAA Basketball Championship Game

Ninja Stripper Vampires to Sing National Anthem at NCAA Basketball Championship Game

The Ninja Stripper Vampires, a new singing group not to be confused with the Naked Samurai Zombies, will perform the National Anthem at the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament Championship Game. The group, which has rocketed to the top of the charts an...
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Funny story: Ninja Stripper Vampires Get Into Altercation With Naked Samurai Zombies

Ninja Stripper Vampires Get Into Altercation With Naked Samurai Zombies

Two different rock groups got into a confrontation at Chicago's O'Hare Airport on Tuesday morning. The Ninja Stripper Vampires and the Naked Samuri Zombies exchanged blows, roundhouse kicks, and used chucks and throwing stars in their fight with eac...
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Funny story: Ninja Stripper Vampires to Sing Naked On American Idol With Miley Cyrus

Ninja Stripper Vampires to Sing Naked On American Idol With Miley Cyrus

In an act of name dropping not seen in weeks, American Idol announced that Miley Cyrus will join Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift in a trio and perform on the American Idol Finale show. Additionally, there will be a performance by the Ninja Stripper Vampi...
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Funny story: "Ninja" Found Hoisted On Pole Up His Ass!

"Ninja" Found Hoisted On Pole Up His Ass!

It would be embarrassing for anyone, but for a "Bruce Lee" fan who claimed to be a ninja, it was hard to call for police help but he had little choice. He was stuck on a fence with a metal fence post up his ass! Police in Seattle, Washington say...
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Funny story: Daleks and Ninjas collectively to sue French government

Daleks and Ninjas collectively to sue French government

The General International Honourable Association of Daleks (GIHAD) and National Union of Ninjas (NUNS) are this week taking the French Government to the International Court of Inhuman Rights over what they see as slur on their respective races. Br...
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Funny story: Vigilante Lacrosse Girls - Part 1

Vigilante Lacrosse Girls - Part 1

Throughout history, dire circumstances breed vigilantes. The Minutemen of the revolution, the Texas Rangers, the Guardian Angels of New York, and now: High School Varsity Lacrosse Girls! Ruthless, mysterious, and frustratingly misunderstood, these girls fight crime in their town because there's just nothing better to do after school-plus, their parents usually aren't home. It was a decepti...
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Funny story: Military's new ninja school draws protests

Military's new ninja school draws protests

The State Department's new Martial Arts Campus located near Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University has come under fire from activists who claim they're training people to murder.
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Funny story: Bill Gates named 'Ninja of the Year'

Bill Gates named 'Ninja of the Year'

WASHINGTON - Microsoft chairman Bill Gates received a boatload of honorary awards Tuesday, including the much-coveted Ninja of the Year accolade from the Japanese prime minister.
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Funny story: Master Ninja Konayatsu Nakahara Declares Candidacy for US Presidency

Master Ninja Konayatsu Nakahara Declares Candidacy for US Presidency

In line with Guiliani as the first Italian candidate, Barak Obama as the non-white candidate, and Hillary Clinton as the first female candidate for the US Presidency, 42 year old Konayatsu Nakahara has entered the race for the party nomination. With...
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