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A High School In Denver Wants To Change Their Team Name From The Lions To The Potheads

Funny story: A High School In Denver Wants To Change Their Team Name From The Lions To The Potheads

DENVER - National Focus Magazine is reporting that the student body at Denver's Ponce de Leon High School has voted to change the schools nickname from the Lions to the Potheads. According to Durango Tucker with NFM, the student body vote came out...

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Wild West Outlaw Billy The Kid Hated His Nickname

Funny story: Wild West Outlaw Billy The Kid Hated His Nickname

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - A new book by noted Old West writer Paxton P. Portmeister has revealed an interesting fact regarding one of the Wild West's most notorious outlaws William S. Bonney, alias Billy The Kid. It seems that Billy The Kid hated...

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Oregon Feminist Group Wants The Oregon State Beavers To Change It's Team Name

Funny story: Oregon Feminist Group Wants The Oregon State Beavers To Change It's Team Name

CORVALLIS, Oregon - A feminist group based in Portland, Oregon has traveled to the Oregon State campus in an effort to get the university to change the name of its mascot. Loretta Pattonelli, executive director with the group called Gals With A Da...

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President Obama States That The Owner of The Washington Redskins Needs To Change The Team's Name

Funny story: President Obama States That The Owner of The Washington Redskins Needs To Change The Team's Name

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The president of the United States was recently asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily how he felt about the NFL Washington Redskins having a name that is derogatory to so many citizens of the United States. Pre...

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The U.S. Congress May Be Filing A Lawsuit Against The Washington Redskins

Funny story: The U.S. Congress May Be Filing A Lawsuit Against The Washington Redskins

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Congress has issued a statement that they are fed up with the tens of thousands of complaints they are receiving regarding the name of the NFL's Washington Redskins. Congressman Tom Udall of New Mexico stated t...

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Houston Astros Have The Worst Record In Baseball

Funny story: Houston Astros Have The Worst Record In Baseball

HOUSTON - The Houston Astros are not only at the bottom of the American League West Division, they are also at the bottom of the entire 30 teams in Major League Baseball. The Astros are struggling with a record of 44-87. And many of their loyal fa...

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The High-Flying St. Louis Cardinals Are Thinking About Changing Their Name

Funny story: The High-Flying St. Louis Cardinals Are Thinking About Changing Their Name

ST. LOUIS - The St. Louis Cardinals presently possess the best record in the entire Major Leagues with a record of 62-40. Outfielder Matt Holliday, who is the highest paid player on the team at $16 million per year, says that he is as happy as a k...

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Congress Tells The Washington Redskins Owner To Change The Team Name or Risk Being Arrested

Funny story: Congress Tells The Washington Redskins Owner To Change The Team Name or Risk Being Arrested

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The owner of the Washington Redskins, Daniel "Danny Boy" Snyder, has been told hundreds of times that he needs to change his NFL's team name. Many organizations have told him that they consider the name Redskins to be highly off...

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Entire Minor League Baseball Team Suspended!

Funny story: Entire Minor League Baseball Team Suspended!

DULUTH, Minnesota - The commissioner of Minor League Baseball, Montague Bottlebiffer has just issued a three-game suspension for the entire Duluth Doodlebugs baseball team. Commissioner Bottlebiffer stated that it was brought to his attention that...

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The Cleveland Cavaliers Could Become The Cleveland Cougars

Funny story: The Cleveland Cavaliers Could Become The Cleveland Cougars

CLEVELAND - The majority owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers Danny Gilbert has just informed the sports media that he is seriously contemplating a name change. Gilbert noting that the Cavs record of 22-52 is simply unacceptable stated that he has enl...

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Orlando Magic Ownership Considering A Name Change

Funny story: Orlando Magic Ownership Considering A Name Change

ORLANDO - At the present time the Orlando Magic are sitting in 29th place (out of 30) with an NBA record of 19-56. Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti recently sat down with the owner of the Magic at a Silly Sardine Seafood Restaur...

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Mitt Romney Responds To The Nicknames

Funny story: Mitt Romney Responds To The Nicknames

WHIPPLE, Ohio - Mitt Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into the town where beer coasters were invented. A crowd of 29 individuals had gathered in the morning dew to hear Old Mittens speak in the parking lot of a local...

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Paul Ryan Discusses His Many Nicknames With Piers Morgan

Funny story: Paul Ryan Discusses His Many Nicknames With Piers Morgan

NEW YORK CITY - Paul Ryan appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and right off the bat he was asked by the British host how he felt about being called Little Bunny Foo Foo. Paul turned as red as a Chattanooga cherry and then pointed out that being calle...

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Paul Ryan Says He Wants The Media To Stop Calling Him "Lyin' Ryan"

Funny story: Paul Ryan Says He Wants The Media To Stop Calling Him "Lyin' Ryan"

TAMPA - GOPicky Magazine reported that the GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan is extremely upset. He pointed out that it was due to the rumors he heard at the Republican National Convention that some of Mitt Romney's closest aides were sugg...

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Since Scarlett Johansson Hates The Nickname "ScarJo" How About A New One?

Funny story: Since Scarlett Johansson Hates The Nickname "ScarJo" How About A New One?

LOS ANGELES - Scarlett Johansson was recently on a promotional outing at the La Brea Tar Pits where she was promoting her brand new movie We Bought A Zoo. She informed the entertainment media that she loved the fact that she got to work with so ma...

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The Search For President Obama's Nickname

Funny story: The Search For President Obama's Nickname

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama's top aides are trying to figure out a nice catchy nickname to use for the president. One aide suggested to simply use his three initials, BHO (Barack Hussein Obama). But that idea was quickly shot down b...

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Secret Service Code Names: Sarah Palin - "McNuggets"

Funny story: Secret Service Code Names: Sarah Palin - "McNuggets"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Secret Service has just selected their code names for President-elect Barack Obama and his family. Barack Obama's code name is 'Renegade.' His wife's code name is 'Renaissance. Eldest daughter Malia is 'Radianc...

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"Honest" Abes Other Little-Known Nicknames

Through much research, it can now be revealed the top ten other little-known nicknames that President Abraham Lincoln was known as over the years as a politician, other than "Honest Abe". This research was done in commemoration of Lincoln's 200th birthday next year. Top Ten Abraham Lincoln Little-Known Other Nicknames: 10. Bullet Head 9. The Illinois Big Boy 8. Ready, Willing &...

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Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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