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Funny story: Newt Gingrich not related to Amphibians, authorities confirm

Newt Gingrich not related to Amphibians, authorities confirm

After extensive research the American Amphibious Society has concluded that Newt Gingrich is not a member of the family Salamandridae, of order Caudata, otherwise commonly known as the newt. The groundbreaking research article was published in the...
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Funny story: Newt Gingrich Reveals Special Origin of Unusual Name

Newt Gingrich Reveals Special Origin of Unusual Name

Newt Gingrich has tonight revealed the origins of his unusual name. This revelation is set to amuse many, and may shine a light on the dark years of Newt's life when he went missing in the rural countryside of Great Britain. During the late 197...
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Funny story: Newts - Food of the future

Newts - Food of the future

Biologists at Yeadon University Cloning Facility's Technology of Replication (YUCFacToR) have developed a solution to the world's protein shortage. Newts. "Newts are great," said Professor Emma Ritus who headed up the team. "You chop a leg off,...
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